Purveyor of curiosities. “You can either be a good example or a terrible warning”
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Calm, relaxed, in my tree. Moisturised, riddled with chlamydia, unbothered.
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My avocado toast addiction has prevented my ownership of assets
Only I am to blame
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The case for this is simple, bring the car and the lady to the trial. If she cannot safely get in and sit in the vehicle (including seat belt) the case is tossed.
If the Lyft does not fit, you must acquit
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Shitlib: tell me when this thing ever happened
Person: here is but one of many examples that happened to me
Shitlib: but aside from that
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Imagine the auto mechanics sending in their field reports:
“Overcharged a bitchy woman for her spark plugs. Nothing else to report”
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That she’s more beautiful that the dumbass communist they chose for Snow White?
Or is Disney ashamed of their Israeli star?
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Does every libtard have stupid glasses or a nose piercing or is it just a coincidence?
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If the cartels start taking hostages doesn’t that prove they’re terrorists who deserve to die?
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We can’t build a factory or infrastructure because of some spot eyed newt existing within 10 miles of a spot, but oh hey when the illegals start eating the wildlife? Sure thing, that’s just their culture
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So wait they spent millions of dollars on these concerts and we got to see the awkward reactions of boomer democrats while rappers were talking about their body parts and intimate relations?
Too delicious!
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“Sorry we can’t play music because somewhere in the world it’s hot, cold, wet or dry. Please understand” sincerely, stupid losers
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lol large amounts of new evidence that would lead directly back to the current regime haha
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It would be wrong to remove them from their rich culture and subject them to our systemic racism
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Speaking of Jimmy and basketball…..
Why exactly hasn’t he been cancelled by Hollywood yet?
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Wait, this person is judging people on appearances? Isn’t that meant to be what they’re complaining about?
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“The people on boat were like noooo we’re not smuggling drugs it’s people, I said boom”
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Trump was elected in November. The signals, if not outright statements were this was going to happen.
If it took you 3 months to realise, maybe you’re not a good employee
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“What if, what if the Chief tried to understand the aliens culture instead of just killing them?!”
“Omg yaaaaaas”
A year later:
“Well no one bought our game and we’re all out of work”
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I think it’s alarming that the AP continues to deadname the Gulf.
It identifies as American now and it should be respected.
Otherwise you’re a bigot
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And an even darker timeline where Butler didn’t end in a miracle and those investigating it still “found nothing” and we would have been expected to just shut up and move on
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Wait that’s not fair, he turned up for 11 seconds, lied to the country about the motivations of the attacker and then got a whole bunch of white people arrested for pointing out the facts
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Hold up….. maybe we did. Therefore we must be more respected than anyone else because we’re the ultimate immigrants
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Remember: if you get called for Jury duty, in general , you must do your best to get on the Jury and do your duty appropriately. Even if you’re the only holdout, don’t falter
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Hi Ron, I’m not a builder or a carpenter or anything but I’m wondering why there’s all that plywood and metal covering the street facing windows of that facility?
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“I wear tiny shorts that have an inbuilt scrunch so my ass looks stunning. HEY YOU CREEPY PERV I SAW YOU LOOKING AT MY BUTT!”
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Not just one key person, they were the only person with the institutional knowledge to insert the key into a lock and turn!
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I’ve said before re this concepts, would be extremely bad for the lowest levels when there’s an emergency or plumbing problem
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I was going to say it’s like DEI in one image, everyone posing except for the two guys in right doing the work
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Delta Management Meetings: “so the illegals don’t complain and the government pays double the standard fares no questions asked”
“Well that settles it, we are now a government airline, because f everyday Americans”
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Grok just told me this guy’s beard is an international security concern,
There could be gnomes living in it
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I don’t think HBCUs that deny Americans their rights should receive any federal funding
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Honestly disappointed you didn’t go with George Floyd.
This is like him dying from a drug induced heart attack all over again.
Have you no shame?
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Was saying the same things to friends at work yesterday. I’d rather be playing old games from my backlog than bother with either a poorly made time sink of a SaaS game or some lecture
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This will cause a baby boom in the USA and improve productivity.
Thankyou Canada, you’re doing great work as the newest territory
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