Washed Up Penn Stater @barstoolsports | Philly Sports, Star Wars, and River Otter Enthusiast

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Circle this date and mark my words: The Sixers will win the NBA Finals in the 2021-2022 season. I'm calling it right now
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Would love to just grab a beer with this dude
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This isn’t helping @nickturani
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The Thunder won 84 games. Had the league MVP. Won the Finals. It was an all-time season. And yet, I can’t think of a single iconic moment. Not many highlight plays. Not an appealing style of hoops. It feels so weird seeing them as champs even though they were historically great
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Decided to play Road to Glory in CFB 26 for the first time and I was totally blindsided by how unhinged it turned out to be
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On this day in 2016, the Cavaliers pulled off the 3-1 comeback and Game of Thrones released The Battle of the Bastards. What an insane combo.
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ESPN is so lucky that the Pacers came through again with an insane comeback. An epic Finals game that was given absolutely zero juice by the broadcast. Horrible production for a championship stage. The Finals in the bubble felt like a WAY bigger event than tonight did. Awful.
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This graphic is everything to me
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Was cheering on Mintzy in the marathon and he couldn’t even spot where the noise was coming from. Dude’s just too locked in on the course.
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It was all downhill after this
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FOX sees this atmosphere and wants absolutely nothing to do with it. I’ll never be able to grasp why. Big Noon Kickoff is the worst.
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America needs the Pacers to win this series
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Would love to just grab a beer with this dude
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I think this might be my favorite Saquon touchdown of all time. And I’ve seen them all.
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It’s crazy how we’re either gonna see one of two tweets hit the timeline today: 1. Penn State announcing that James Franklin has been fired OR 2. “Game Week! 1-0, Nittany Nation! Iowa, Iowa, Iowa!” I’ll be refreshing like hell all day
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Gonna drink this Shamrock Shake, listen to the new Tate McRae album, and just see where the night takes me tonight
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Sorry, forgot to post this earlier
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SUPER BOWL CHAMPS! OH MY GOD!
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Alabama lost to 5-5 Oklahoma Ole Miss lost to 5-5 Florida Texas A&M lost to 4-6 Auburn Colorado lost to 4-6 Kansas All teams in prime playoff contention. All teams that botched their chances. I won’t apologize for Penn State barely beating 6-4 Minnesota. We won. End of story.
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I came from the mud. 1-0.
Also I've never seen or heard of this kid in my life and he miraculously shows up on the stream? Who the fuck is this clown?
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I know the buyout is huge. I know it would set this program back financially. But I truly don’t see how James Franklin can still have a job come Monday.
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The Other Guys turned 15 years old this week. It’s my favorite comedy movie of all time, so here’s my reciting of the famous “Lion vs. Tuna” scene to celebrate.
Not Connor Griffin
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I know they lost two games, but this Ohio State squad is the best college football team I’ve ever seen. Had the longest and most difficult path of anybody to a championship, and they’re absolutely dismantling teams. On both sides of the ball. Gotta tip your cap.
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I will repost this video every Fourth of July for the rest of my life. A true staple of Independence Day🇺🇸
Not Connor Griffin
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WE ARE SO LOCKED IN FOR THE WHITEOUT #BeatOregon
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It’s time. Let’s have a night.
Not Connor Griffin
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Just got friendzoned on a made-up internet dating show that I’m not even on. This is a new low.
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Why does this keep happening
Off to the airport with my Butler!
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Bro invited me to a hockey game and he didn’t say a word the entire time
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I get VERY uncomfortable when people spend money on me, so this phone call was the most awkward I could’ve possibly been But I can’t thank @BarstoolBigCat and @PFTCommenter enough. The nicest thing anyone’s ever done for me. And yes, I did say I love you at the end. Go Birds🦅
Big Cat and PFT are addicted to buying Super Bowl tickets They also surprise Yak and Mostly Sports producer Connor Griffin with a ticket to the game
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Replying to @JackMac @jackmac
Idk, but I can’t stop thinking about what could’ve been with her
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Replying to @mostlysports
The walk on, medical student Titus. I love the Ohio state brotherhood
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Overstimulated at the moment
You’ve been put on notice @RealCGriff @RICHELLERYAN
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Hey @TMathSports thanks so much for the follow! Me and my buddy Lucas are supposed to go see Sabrina Carpenter in Chicago Sunday, but I think he’s feeling a bit under the weather and his ticket might be up for grabs
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This man plays for the Eagles tonight. I’m so excited I might puke.
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Chicago’s a cool city man
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Since COVID… Ryan Day: 4-0 vs. Penn State James Franklin: 0-4 vs. Ohio State Big Ten Championship Game Appearances Since COVID… Ryan Day: 0 James Franklin: 1 What a world.
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Damar Hamlin celebrating a meaningless interception that put his team in worse field position, only for that interception to be ruled incomplete has been the best part of the playoffs so far
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Hey @KingJames me and my buddies are starting an interview segment called The Glaze where we all just eat donuts and hype up our guests. Let me know if you wanna hop on the show #Family
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What a year so far for Penn State sports: -Wrestling wins its 4th title in a row for the third time under Cael -Women’s volleyball wins the natty for Coach Katie -Football makes it to the CFP Semifinal And now hockey has advanced to its first Frozen Four in history #WeAre
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In a weird year where no quarterback really has stood out as a Heisman favorite, Tyler Warren ABSOLUTELY deserves an invite to New York
CBS Sports
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The collapse against the Diamondbacks in 2023 will truly haunt this franchise forever
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Can’t imagine what Ohio State fans are going through right now $20 million for the best roster in the country. Harbaugh’s gone. Michigan’s awful. The Game is in The Shoe. This was the game to beat the brakes off of them And instead they’ve lost four straight. Ryan Day is toast
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Well this changes everything
I’m a woman in my 30s and would die to see Sabrina Carpenter in concert
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Thinking of the Cream Team @BarstoolBigCat
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Catching up with Bonnie
Christ man, this is bleak
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Couldn’t agree more
michael keaton is owed an oscar for his role in the other guys
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Woke up thinking about this commercial
Big Ten Conference
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Kinnick Stadium lived up to the hype by the way. Awesome venue. Loud as hell. It was great getting to be a part of The Wave, too. Wish we would’ve come out with a win, but I’m just glad this team finally showed life in a season that’s already over. Fun trip.
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It’s beautiful.
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That’s the most gutted I’ve ever been after a Penn State game. Perfect opportunity to change this program forever and they totally blew it. I’ll never get over this one.
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James Franklin has completely wasted Drew Allar’s time at Penn State. That quarterback deserves so much better than this.
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Wtf is this
Not Connor Griffin
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Nothing could cheer me up, Richelle
Poor @RealCGriff is probably sad over that Penn State loss today…. I wonder how I could cheer him up 🤔
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The New York Giants wasted the first six years of Saquon Barkley’s career. He never complained. Just stayed true to the process. And now in his first year of freedom, he’s run for over 2,000 yards and led the Eagles to the Super Bowl. Couldn’t be happier for him.
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The Bonnie Blue tweet is going viral again. This time people are focusing on the 76ers merch I’m wearing in the Photoshop. I’ll say it again: I was not the janitor. I was not there. This was fake. And I am certainly not on the Sixers medical staff like some people are asserting.
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This season is supposed to be Penn State’s best chance at winning a national championship. This team is supposed to be different. But this first test of the year wound up being the same exact Penn State loss that we’ve seen over and over again for a decade. My reaction:
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Go Birds. Say it back.
Not Connor Griffin
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If Penn State falls out of the 5-seed (which will most likely happen), I’ll be upset If we fall out of the 6-seed, I’ll be irate If the committee even THINKS about seeding Ohio State ahead of us, I’m going on a full-on rampage
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A sad Ohio State fan just cussed me out on the street and yelled “Sean Clifford sucks” I turned back around and said “It’s a Christian Hackenberg jersey, brother”
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I still can’t believe this is an actual news clip
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We’re close to two full hours of waiting. Creed still isn’t on stage. Vibes are high.
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After reviewing the tape, I don’t think I could’ve handled this interaction any better really
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I HATE ANALYTICS I HATE GOING FOR 2 IN THAT SPOT COMPLETELY RUINED ALL THE MOMENTUM YOU JUST BUILT AND IF EBO REPLIES TO THIS TWEET WITH “Well Connor, the probability of them converting on the next 2-point conversion is quite favorable” I’LL CHOKE HIM
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Star Wars nerd here🙋‍♂️This is a picture of Darth Vader’s bacta tank (located on the volcanic planet of Mustafar) Vader hops in this tank to accelerate the healing process for wounds and injuries. So Abdul Carter is probably healing fast and will take over the galaxy in the semis
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Blutman and I have added four hours to the trip finding all the world’s biggest animal monuments. I told him we’re not doing anymore. But then he said there was an otter in Minnesota that would leave me speechless. He was right.
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Good. They deserve to be left out. This team hasn’t looked right all season. From #2 in the country to unranked in the first week of October. What a waste of a season.
Penn State is unranked in the AP Top 25 Poll
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Awesome segment from the Barstool crew today on Big Noon Kickoff. Look at @BFW, man. The Family is proud today👏 @mostlysports
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Just a generationally bad weekend
Just a generationally bad day
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I don’t care what anyone says. The feeling of going to a store and buying the physical copy of a game still hits. I’m ready for the weekend now #CFB26
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I vividly remember being in the same room as Franklin when he made this speech in 2018. I was a freshman at the time. I truly believed that he would be the guy to get this program to the next level, and it kills me that the hope is entirely gone now.
Not Connor Griffin
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The NYC Influencers Reddit page is getting on my last nerve, man
Classic B*rstool
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Day 1 of tweeting at @MariahMayx until she follows me back
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2016: Penn State got thrashed by Michigan in Ann Arbor, rebounded by beating Minnesota at home, then went on to beat #2 Ohio State in Beaver 2022: Penn State got thrashed by Michigan in Ann Arbor, rebounded by beating Minnesota at home, and now we face #2 Ohio State in Beaver🤷‍♂️
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It really sucks that this Kaytron run didn’t count. It rocked so hard. nitter.app/fsh733/status/18742721…
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This is the Mona Lisa to me
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I’m still furious. The worst Penn State loss I’ve ever seen. So much for this team going on a run this year. So much for all these guys coming back for another season. Pathetic. Serious changes need to be made.
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Remember when Pitt fans thought they were going to the Playoff? That was funny.
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I’m not even mad after that game. Not upset, either. It was the ultimate clarity. James Franklin cannot be the head coach of this football program any longer.
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In enemy territory #BeatWisconsin
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Just getting a nice dinner with two of my pals!
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Look at the replies to this tweet. Just a ton of Ohio State fans RIGHTFULLY shitting on these awful noon kickoffs This narrative that Penn State fans are babies because we’re the “only ones” complaining about Big Noon and TV networks is ridiculous. Everyone’s pissed
Ohio State will end its regular season with six straight noon games as the Buckeyes’ Nov. 23 home game against Indiana will be a Big Noon game on FOX. 11w.rs/3YLmnwn
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I am very creeped out by this
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Nerding out with @CodyRhodes over The Last Jedi was surreal @mostlysports
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The Boomers will say that the Tate McRae All Star jersey isn’t heat
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Can’t wait for @wakeupbarstool tomorrow!
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It was an honor🤝 @joelklatt
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It’s very common for people to shit on James Franklin. I’ve been critical of him many times myself… But I don’t think it’s crazy to say that this play call quite literally saved Penn State’s Playoff hopes. Unbelievable decision by Franklin. Gutsy.
CBS Sports College Football 🏈
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This ice cream stand has mini helmets for every MLB team so you can get a ballpark sundae in which ever one you want. Absolutely elite.
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Today marks the start of THON, a 46-hour dance marathon where Penn State students won’t sleep or sit until Sunday evening. They’ll be dancing to raise money for the fight against childhood cancer all weekend Such a special cause. Feel free to donate at donate.thon.org
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Good morning. I’m still dead inside.
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Made it back to Chicago. Still can’t believe last night was real. Just an insane memory that I’ll have for the rest of my life. HUGE thanks once again to PFT and Big Cat. Gonna go home now and watch the game broadcast to take it all in again. Go Birds. Champs.
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Not my best moment
Viva La Stool
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Sabrina Fit Check. Here we go.
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Joel Embiid is my all-time favorite Sixer. He turned the franchise around after the dark years and made basketball fun again in Philly. He’s far from perfect as a player, but I blame this organization for failing to win a ring with him, and I’d feel terrible if this was his end.
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We couldn’t get a reservation for a couple days, but boy was it worth the wait! The lads had a hell of a dinner tonight
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Penn State goes up 10-0 in the 1st quarter, only to muster up 3 points the rest of the game in one of the most embarrassing losses of the Franklin era My final thoughts from Beaver:
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Today was one of those days at the office that I just simply cannot describe to my family members “Yeah we went from solving a Star Wars murder mystery straight into fitting a grown man inside a balloon”
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Seeing some people mad at Brandon for “pranking” me with nonexistent Super Bowl tickets on Mostly today. Just wanted to clear up that I was not upset by that bit in the slightest Brandon’s my guy. He’s given me a ton, including a spot on the show. This was not a big deal at all
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