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“Luigi, it’s me, Mario”
“Come on man”
We are living through a fucking meme
Autism Capital 🧩
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“I guess I’m the Grinch the way you dudes feel. I never heard of you, I guess that’s why you live in whooville”
That’s a generational bar. Kendrick says this and Twitter shuts down.
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CBS puts up the flag graphic seconds after the dildo hit the ground.
(There was no flag on the play)
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Smoke detector chirp at 0:10
NEW: The high school runner who is accused of attacking another runner in the head with a baton, says it was an accident and wants people to think about her feelings.
Alaila Everett says the video is just one big misunderstanding.
The incident happened in the middle of a relay at the VSHL Class 3 State Indoor Championships.
The runner who was hit, Kaelen Tucker, says she suffered a concussion and a potential skull fracture.
"When we got to the curve she kept bumping me in my arm and when we got off the curve I finally passed her and that was when she hit me with the baton," Tucker said.
Everett claims the camera angle made the strike look intentional but she claims her baton just got stuck.
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Chuck Naso
It’s always great when the internet makes the right guy famous. Haven’t heard a bad word about him.
Sketch met a cancer survivor last night & broke character 🥺 nitter.app/copiumx/status/1807108…
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California drawing the line at legal sports betting is hilarious.
Can take heroin in state approved clinics but can’t take TCU +7 this weekend legally.
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A great point until you remember 90,000 people don’t show up to watch Sally study for her Accounting 101 class.
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Oh she’s a professional gold digger. I was not familiar with her game lol
Jordon Hudson’s 64-year-old ex slams Bill Belichick relationship critics: ‘Wise beyond her years’ trib.al/FOcMM8o
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Love Trump or hate him, flying a b2 stealth bomber over Putin’s head was an all time flex by Donald Trump @UnpackJackMac
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Rizzler playing at MSG and then going to school the next morning is a hilarious thought.
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Sex workers = heroes
Sydney Sweeney doing an ad = disgusting, focuses too much on her body, sexualizes herself too much
Now why is that, chat?
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Shocking
LSU standout WR Kyren Lacy wanted on charges of negligent homicide, felony hit-and-run, @WAFB reports.
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DeShaun Watson
Joe Flacco
Dillon Gabriel
Kenny Pickett
Shedeur Sanders
Absolutely outrageous QB room.
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The Rizzler told Theo Von his biggest regret in life was a Fortnite match he lost.
Based af.
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Spoke with a source that had a lot of friends that went to high school with Luigi Mangione.
What keeps coming up is a back surgery that “changed everything” for him and he went “absolutely crazy.”
Checks out with his GoodReads history and the X-Ray in his header.
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Wow. A normal answer about Caitlin Clark lol.
Sabrina Ionescu on Caitlin Clark only scoring 3 points in their recent matchup:
“They came off a back-to-back so it’s a little bit tough… but she’ll figure it out. It’s not that big of a deal to have a game like that.”
(via @DougFeinberg)
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Just thought about Cam Skattebo handling his finances and laughed.
This man is going for broke.
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College basketball is so funny because you’ll tune into the #1 team in the country and they’re the worst basketball team your eyes have ever seen.
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Dustin
I have a guess lol
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The near fight between Michigan and OSU before 2013’s game is the best piece of camera work in the 21st century
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Texas. Is. Ba(C+)k. Folks.
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This is Caitlin Clark. She’s the most electric women’s basketball player ever. She sells out every arena she goes to. Record number of TV viewers. One of the biggest stars in all of sports rn.
Her problem? She’s white and likes dudes.
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Watching Bill Burr turn into this is like watching your favorite player become washed as he ages. Sad.
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They indicted him for fucking a porn star and then he survived a murder attempt.
They really turned Trump into a gangster man.
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We almost just saw a mental breakdown from Mel Kiper.
Thank goodness Reece Davis handled it like a pro. Absolutely wild.
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Fun fact: Jason Sehorn is the last white CB to start in the NFL.
December 22nd, 2002.
It's been close to 21 full years since.
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Another failed Trump assasination attempt and Harrison Butker game winner on the same day? Libs down tremendous.
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My goosebumps have goosebumps. Time to build Jalen Hurts a statue in Tuscaloosa.
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This is the harassment that the Chicago Sky were tweeting about last night?
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Mel Kiper just signed off ESPN tonight by saying "I think it's disgusting"
Lmaoooooooo
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Do you understand now?
Matthew Dowd on MSNBC suggests it's CHARLIE KIRK'S FAULT HE WAS SHOT:
“[He is] constantly sort of pushing this sort of hate speech, aimed at certain groups. And I always go back to, hateful thoughts lead to hateful words, which often then to hateful actions.”
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Alabama State’s plus sized dance team (The Honey Beez) performed at FAMU this weekend during halftime.
After they were finished, the FAMU stadium announcer congratulated them on “becoming the new face of Ozempic.”
Let’s just say the joke did not land.
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SheDoorDash Sanders is one of the nastiest things I’ve ever heard.
Don’t let Mel Kipper hear that. He may deport you.
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I’m almost impressed with this spin.
I’d say I’m pretty good at knowing how the libs will spin something, but I didn’t see this one coming.
98 MPH on the outside corner.
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Save me the “I’m not surprised” talk about Shedeur.
This is the biggest slide in NFL Draft history.
I didn’t see one person predict this fall. Second round, maybe.
Fourth round? Show me who predicted it before Thursday.
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How many CFB fans think this guy is the interim HC? 50%? More?
Poor Tim Skipper.
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The WNBA’s biggest issue is a huge portion of their fanbase has never watched sports before.
Everyday things in other sports leagues result in calls for investigations.
It’s a nice little experiment to watch.
They want Caitlin Clark arrested for wanting to get a triple double. Yeah this league is going NOWHERE
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Super Bowl 1: QB at halftime smoking a cig
Tonight: JJ McCarthy therapist doing a mental health check in the 4th quarter
How’s that saying go? Hard times create strong men…..
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Pete Schrager should be careful. The next time he disagrees with Ryan Clark the race of his wife may be brought up.
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Then he decommitted 2 weeks later. Insane.
Number one offensive tackle prospect Jordan Seaton has committed to Colorado and sent a message to other prospects:
“You claim you’re a dog, why you not coming to Colorado? Why you not helping somebody who looks like you?”
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I apologize for this tweet and want to properly acknowledge that I was wrong.
I judged based off evidence reported and could have waited for further evidence to come out, like it did today.
Folks were deadass on this app slandering kyren lacy using his touchdown celebrations as reason he got in trouble Just for him to be innocent
Community note
This user posted multiple tweets slandering Kyren Lacy
nitter.app/tianotamara1/s
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I’m always shocked by how many people just don’t watch CFB
WOW…. New #Chargers WR Ladd McConkey is one of the NASTIEST ROUTE RUNNERS we have ever seen
🤯🤯🤯
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First pick of the draft was black.
The Giants starting QB is black.
This is dumb.
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The dog shit eater is on the run like you wouldn’t believe.
In the last hour he has deleted his Instagram and Facebook.
The man is recently engaged. Imagine explaining to your soon to be wife why you had to go Zero Dark Thirty on social media.
I have his finances IG. I think I may draw the line at involving civilians, but I’d be lying if I didn’t consider it!!!
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Ryan Clark would be perfect for a male version of The View.
Ryan Clark: "That’s the non-player in you"
Peter Schrager: "Don’t belittle me like that, I can come and say as three ex-players are saying one thing, and give an alternative perspective"
Ryan Clark: "Peter, what I need for you to do is not get mad and let me finish"
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There goes the Christmas bonus for Barstool this year
Breaking: Bryce Underwood, ESPN’s No. 1 overall recruit in the Class of 2025, is flipping his commitment to the Michigan Wolverines, he told school officials today.
It’s a big day for @umichfootball, HC Sherrone Moore and @champcircleuofm as they land the highest-rated recruit in school history.
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Two dudes on Chargers Twitter have been beefing about their houses and are now supposed to fight tonight at 7:30.
I am monitoring the situation.
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“Best city in the world”
Champions leave immediately to go party somewhere else lol
#Celtics are headed to Miami for a few days to party. Parade is expected to be this Friday. #NBAFinals
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There are only 2 QBs in modern NFL history that have attempted over 25 passes in their debut and threw for less than 100 yards:
Desmond Ridder
Caleb Williams
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Congrats to the EXTREME LEFT for successfully radicalizing its base into attempting (and FAILING) to murder Donald Trump.
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You aren’t gonna believe this, but…..
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I’ve never seen such a shocking sports move so universally agreed upon on this app…ever?
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Hawaii kicker is from Japan and learned how to kick on YouTube.
Went to a random juco in Ohio before getting to Hawaii.
That’s elite.
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Her first appearance was on InfoWars 😂🤣
I’d say major industry plant vibes but I think it just shows how easy you can launch a career in right wing politics as a hot chick lol
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Looking back on it. The 5 minutes to get ready to play may be one of the most insane suggestions in sports history.
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Not kidding this should be a huge fine for the 49ers.
The leagues value is insanely tied to fantasy and betting.
Withholding this information is not acceptable and incredibly anti-fan.
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Ricky Pearsall just did something I have been begging to be done in football.
When there's nobody open on a WR/RB designed pass...he just threw it AWAY!!!! Brilliant!!!!!!!
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This woman should be thanking Stone Cold not acting like she just got ran over by an 18 wheeler.
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“Where’s daddy?” from his 3 year old broke me.
People celebrated his death. Unthinkable.
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Trump holding up the spatula like he’s Curry and just hit a 3 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
NOW: Former president Donald Trump arrives here for a tailgate at Alpha Gamma Rho - an agriculture fraternity at Iowa State University - ahead of the Cy-Hawk rivalry game. He’ll watch the game from Jack Trice Stadium. @KCCINews
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This is a phenomenal photo because #11 is 6’4, 210 pounds and #76 is a junior 😭😭😭
Texas HSFB is wild.
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This is hilarious 😭😂 These mfers think they are playing paint ball
J.R. Holmsted
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lol welcome to the game, Jason
Jason Kelce ripped for ‘out of touch’ Fourth of July post trib.al/bBmfKJF
Community note
This post is intentionally misleading for engagement. His Instagram post had nothing to do with the image shown in this tweet, but instead was a video of fireworks near a beach.
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