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Riding the length of Martha’s Vineyard!!!
Menemsha ➡️ Vineyard Haven
- 25 miles in 6 minutes
- Fishing villages, farm land, ocean views
- 3 games of trivia
- Jaws Bridge
- Getting lost in OB
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Let me be very clear, there is NOTHING wrong with what Jason Kelce did. I almost wish he did more
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T-Pain
If your child is screaming on a flight (that’s late with no AC and hasn’t taken off yet @Delta) show it a fucking phone. Brain rot the baby on TikTok until it’s quiet. Is that too much to ask?
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𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔞𝔦𝔩𝔶 𝔇𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔡𝔢𝔫𝔱
The face of millennials @BarstoolBigCat
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Surrounded by high schoolers drinking vodka out of water bottles on the train to Boston. Trying to play it cool but I’m pretty sure I’m one look away from getting bullied to death.
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77 people? Could no one in his high school swim? That number seems preposterously high
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That’s the point
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Literally the dream
Elderly woman hospitalized, two others injured at Disneyland after lamppost topples over on Main Street USA trib.al/biq5yTR
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Mike Giardi
I could be 1000 feet under water and this child’s cry would still penetrate my ears
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After having been at both a beach and a lake in the past three days I am officially changing my loyalties to team lake. No sand, no walk to the water, no sharks, warmer water, less dangerous the list goes on and on. Team lake all the way
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If you are celebrating Charlie Kirk's death you are truly a sick individual. Even if you don't agree with his politics, he was a husband and a young father of two. Truly disgusting that this is where we're at in this country
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Worst family on the internet
“I don’t get paid enough for this shit” nitter.app/BrittaniWarrick/status…
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I can't wait for people to start getting doxed when the dust settles. "Um, Craig, we saw you wearing a boars head in Nancy Pelosi's office over the weekend...You're fired."
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This will go down as one of the worst halftime shows of all time. Absolutely brutal
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JFK is the worst airport in the country and it’s not even close. Your choices are either A) wait in a 2000 person line to get ON A BUS to get an Uber or B) wait in a 7 million person line to get a taxi
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Accidentally booking a ticket for A Star Is Born the same time as game three Red Sox/Yankees is hands down the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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MUST LISTEN: Britney Spears detailing the years of abuse at the hands of her father #FreeBritney
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There is no place on earth louder than your parents house at 9:00 AM on holiday
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Some personal news: Just signed a brand new contract with Barstool Sports and couldn't be more excited. Can't believe I've been here SEVEN years. No place I'd rather be. Huge thanks to @stoolpresidente and everyone that's helped me along the way. In the words of Stu Feiner...RTR.
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If this asshole shows up to the gay bar at 1 AM, I’m turning straight.
PS: I don’t know one homosexual with a brain who wants this guy in the office. But hey, free bus! Cringe.
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Just got dumped over a dinner that I walked twenty blocks to, which somehow feels more disrespectful than the actual dumping
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I do feel bad for the parents but at some point you gotta try something new. Walk his ass up and down the aisle, distract him, do something. It’s still going on. Simply praying it’ll stop is not acceptable
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My phone is going nuts right now so I just wanna say thank you to every one who reached out and supported me throughout this entire thing. Once in a life time experience. ✌️ out Youngstown 🌈
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Not to brag but I just went on a date, didn’t get drunk, and had an intellectual conversation. Wedding invites should be sent out by Monday
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Saturday Night Live
Aside from having sex with men, getting up early to “get a pump in” before the parade is the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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Just found out that my roommate’s girlfriend FLEW HIM OUT to Wisconsin to dump him, which may be the single most disrespectful move in the history of disrespect
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I wonder if anyone told them it’s just a comedy special
Transgender Netflix employees staging walkout in protest of Chappelle special newsweek.com/transgender-net…
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I try not to tweet stuff like this, but every once in a while I can’t help myself. Night = made.
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Guys they did It. The celebrities finally stepped up and fixed covid
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I think Tinder’s broke on my phone because every time I swipe on someone hot we don’t match
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Love when athletes overcome adversity
PGA's Justin Thomas Wins 1st Tournament Since Anti-Gay Slur Incident dlvr.it/RvgN9Y
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Just an fyi I will be packing up my life and moving to Madison Wisconsin. Four beers and bottle of wine was $46. Incredible
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FUCK. Remove all Pride related Merch/content STAT @barstoolsports. We’ve lost Steve
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At what point does this become a medical emergency? It’s been two hours. Also why are these people not at least talking to their kid to soothe him? STAND UP AND WALK HIM AROUND
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Real quick has anyone checked in on the cast of SNL? I know how hard it was for some of them to work with Elon Musk so I just wanted to make sure they were okay
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Aside from having sex with men, signing a lease on my new apartment in the village from a rosé tasting in The Pines is easily the gayest thing I’ve ever done
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A little over a year ago I was sitting in a cube miserable and unfulfilled. Today the entire Barstool offfice threw me a mini pride parade in preparation for my amateur boxing match. What a difference a year makes.
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Can we talk about how loud birds are from 4-8AM? It’s unbearable. Can’t believe the government didn’t put a mute option on them
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Miley Majesty
One more complaint. Enough with the snack service on flights please. We don’t need to be feeding adults on a two hour flight from New York to Chicago. All it does is clog up the aisle. Grow up
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Some Deadspin Writer Called Me A "Traitorous Queer" barstoolsports.com/barstoolu…
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My date just offered shots of Jameson. The wedding will be next week for those of you who were wondering
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Love how she says she would’ve sold it for more while simultaneously not realizing that’s exactly why she got fucked in the first place
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Really stinks that all this Kimmel stuff is taking away from the fact that @TomScibelli is having a banner year
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So it's okay to say faggot as long as someone else says it first? Got it. I'll remember that next time a gay kid DM's me asking why people feel it's okay to use the word.
Here's the context for those. One is pretty self-explanatory, the other was a reference to Bristol Palin using the slur. Still not sure what any of this has to do with your boss doxxing and harassing people in 2018.
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"I'm not creepy I'm from Florida" is basically a bullet proof argument @stoolbeachhouse
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New video of Poop Girl harassing people at a Pride event. What a truly despicable human being.
Imagine mustering up the courage to go to one of these only to have your entire existence questioned by an ill informed girl who shit her pants?
Terrible.
nitter.app/starryxdjh/status/1217…
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My brother just unprompted sent me a compilation video of him dunking on me as various NBA players. No context, just the video
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Caught in a bad romance
Bradley Cooper and Irina Shayk Split After 4 Years Together peoplem.ag/pa6Cw9d
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He's 10
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I think I spend more time saying “what I can’t hear you” at the bar than I do actually talking
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Finally some good news
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If you are going to let your child have an iPad while you’re out to eat (trash) the volume needs to be off 10 times out of 10
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The @BTS_twt crew rocking out to Jolene may be my favorite moment of the night
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Because nothing says sterile environment like a New York City subway
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