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#Falcons HC Raheem Morris on Drake London’s gun celebration that was flagged:
“Drake is a great kid. His intent was not as a use of a weapon. He probably was shooting t-shirts into the stands, to be honest with you, because he’s just that kind of a guy.”
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awkward!
Jalen Milroe says the #Seahawks told him he was the best quarterback in the draft at his official 30 meeting and he felt the confidence from organization, saying this was the best fit for him. He's eager to learn from Sam Darnold and Drew Lock.
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#Rams coach Sean McVay on why he went for a touchdown with two minutes left, instead of kneeling the ball and then kicking a field goal to go up 11:
“Kyren’s on my fantasy team”
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🗣️ @YETICoolers
#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh on Ladd McConkey:
“I watch the film of Ladd, he reminds me of Steve Smith”
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I don’t watch defensive coordinator press conferences, but I may have to make an exception for #Lions DC Kelvin Sheppard
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“To be quite frank with you, I kinda enjoyed beating Matt LaFleur twice a year.”
BEN JOHNSON COMIN’ IN HOT
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#Vikings HC Kevin O’Connell on the taunting flag thrown on Justin Jefferson’s touchdown celebration:
“We’ve gotta be smart about the direction at which we Griddy, I guess.”
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the complementary statistic to “teams who ran the ball 40+ times in a game are 155-2”
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just two small problems with this:
1. Travis Etienne isn’t the lead Jags RB at practice
2. Liam Coen did not say that Travis Etienne will be the lead Jags RB to start the season
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#Jaguars owner Shad Khan saying that he’ll get rid of GM Trent Baalke if a prospective head coach gives Khan a credible reason
with Baalke right there
CINEMA
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I was so furious with Zac Taylor lying about Joe Mixon in 2020 that I spent years building a database of actionable coachspeak that became The Coachspeak Index
but he has also become one of my favorite coach pressers to watch, and he seems like a genuinely fun and nice guy
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“famous guy’s son who has done very little to earn his status vs. famous guy’s son who has done a lot to earn his status” is one of my favorite genres
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that deep bomb to Rhamondre Stevenson yesterday was originally designed for TreVeyon Henderson 🫠
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#Jets HC Aaron Glenn on going viral for his dance moves:
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Liam Coen breaking down all the Brian Thomas Jr. fantasy points that Trevor Lawrence cost you in Week 1:
Me, in 2021: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
Me, in 2022: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
Me, in 2023: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
Me, in 2024: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
Me, in 2025: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
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Andrew Berry: Travis Hunter does not get tired
James Gladstone: Travis Hunter does not get tired
Trevor Lawrence: Travis Hunter does not get tired
Everyone who has ever come into contact with Travis Hunter: Travis Hunter does not get tired
Travis Hunter: I do not get tired
SpacePimp69 ($5600): Travis Hunter will be unable to play more than six offensive snaps per game
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#Titans HC Brian Callahan on Will Levis’ red zone fumble:
“It was dumb. It was the same exact thing he did last week, and he cost us points in the red zone, and it is what it is. He’s a grownup and he knows better and so I was really irritated that he cost us three points in a game that we probably needed it.”
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#Chiefs HC Andy Reid on DeAndre Hopkins’ role:
“He’ll work in those spots that JuJu [Smith-Schuster] and Rashee [Rice] did.”
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#Dolphins HC Mike McDaniel thinks De’Von Achane could make a case for even more touches:
“It’s hard not to give guys opportunities that really are thirsting for the ball, they’re doing something with it… All he’s done is give us more reasons to give him the ball.”
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#Bucs HC Todd Bowles on his decision to get Mike Evans to 1,000 receiving yards at the end of the Saints game, which resulted in an 11th consecutive season of 1,000 receiving yards for Evans, plus a $3 million bonus:
“I think Mike owes me a million dollars.”
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it’s only Week 1, and Brian Callahan is already on the verge of asking a reporter if they want to take it outside
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#Cowboys HC Mike McCarthy on what it’s like having Zeke back:
“He’s an old school guy. He’ll go up and smack a 60-year-old man in the ass and it hurts. It’s those kinds of things that you just enjoy him — not that I enjoy getting smacked in the ass”
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#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh on Quentin Johnston bouncing back from highly-criticized past performances:
“In your face.”
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1. what was he suspended for?
2. what the fuck is wrong with you? you have two young daughters, man, this is fucking gross for you to carry water for that pervert.
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#Cardinals OC Drew Petzing:
“James [Conner] is the bellcow in that room. That’s not a surprise to anyone.”
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#49ers coach Kyle Shanahan on why he called a run for WR Jauan Jennings:
“Sometimes we just Ron Burgundy our wristbands and then you look up and Jauan’s in the backfield and [we] couldn’t stop it”
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NFL uses Jameson Williams’ Marshawn Lynch touchdown celebration as the thumbnail for their Jags/Lions highlights video
NFL then fines Jameson Williams $19,697 for the gesture
Today, #Lions HC Dan Campbell called the league out for their hypocrisy
Lions aren't slowing down! JAMO TD 🦁
📺: #JAXvsDET on CBS/Paramount+
📱: atnfl.co/watch
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#Panthers HC Dave Canales on telling Xavier Legette that Carolina will pick him at No. 33 if he’s on the board:
“I definitely said that to him and about 50 other guys.”
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#Jaguars HC Liam Coen on how Bhayshul Tuten is looking:
“He put the ball on the ground today, that kinda stands out… Good learning experience, first time in a live setting in the National Football League on your first carry — hopefully you learn something from that moment.”
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Brian Thomas Jr. 10 targets
Travis Etienne 20 carries
Tank Bigsby 20 carries
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my offense is dying
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#Jaguars HC Doug Pederson on whether Tank Bigsby will replace Travis Etienne atop the depth chart:
“No, not at all. Travis is our guy. Tank had a good game, that’s just the way games go.”
Pederson has a 35% reliability rating on depth chart coachspeak
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Kaleb Johnson catching a brutal shot from #Steelers HC Mike Tomlin, who was asked if Johnson will play any snaps this week
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#Saints interim HC Darren Rizzi on Kendre Miller’s IR stint:
“Was he healthy enough to come back and play the last couple weeks? Probably. I’m not gonna sit here and lie to you.”
DENNIS ALLEN, YOU ABSOLUTE BUM
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#Colts HC Shane Steichen on Josh Downs:
“He’s gonna have a big-time career because of his work ethic, the way he runs routes, the way he attacks every day. He’s a huge asset to our football team.”
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#Cowboys HC Mike McCarthy on Rico Dowdle:
“He’ll have a lesser role in special teams, just because of workload focus. He’s a complete running back, plays all three downs. I think his pass protection from his rookie year to now has become one of his best assets.”
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#49ers HC Kyle Shanahan on the report that Christian McCaffrey probably won’t play in Week 2:
“That person must be god. We just found out that he wasn’t playing today and I have no idea how he’s gonna feel tomorrow, or the next day. I thought he was playing this whole week, until today.”
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#Panthers HC Dave Canales on whether it’s possible that Jonathon Brooks doesn’t play this year:
“It could be.”
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#Jaguars HC Liam Coen on Travis Etienne:
"He's done everything we've asked him to do, and more. There's been a consistency. He can shine in ways in space… He’s done a great job. I don’t really understand some of the stuff I’ve kind of seen out there. That’s absolutely inaccurate.”
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#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald on Jaxon Smith-Njigba:
“He’s a great player. He’s got incredible hands. All the underneath stuff. Underrated deep threat… He’s a guy that we’re gonna be relying on moving forward, and he’s a great player.”
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a big red flag that the Rams — who have one of the league’s best analytics departments — completely shut the door on any chance of Cooper Kupp returning
a guy that Sean McVay and Les Snead and everyone else in the building absolutely loved
Breaking: Former Super Bowl MVP Cooper Kupp and the Seahawks reached agreement on a three-year, $45 million deal, sources tell @AdamSchefter.
Get breaking news alerts from Adam Schefter through the ESPN app: espn.smart.link/66rqoc9mb
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Two NFL seasons ago:
• Brian Daboll was voted Coach of the Year
• Patrick Mahomes was a good regular season QB
• I pitched The Coachspeak Index to three different companies and they all passed on it, so I launched it myself
Happy Thanksgiving!! 💜💛❤️
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#Rams HC Sean McVay envisions “a little bit more versatility” in his 2025 offense, and notes how impressed he was by the variety of personnel groupings and runs in Liam Coen’s 2024 Bucs offense
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#Giants HC Brian Daboll on Tyrone Tracy Jr.:
“He’s continued to make the most of his opportunity… he’ll be a primary guy for us.”
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here’s Doug Pederson (about 49 weeks ago) on Trevor Lawrence missing open receivers
The Coachspeak Index
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#Falcons HC Raheem Morris on why he didn’t play Michael Penix Jr. in today’s preseason game:
“Mike showed us last week enough that we don’t have to play him in the preseason.”
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#Commanders OC Kliff Kingsbury made “the whitest mistake ever”
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#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh on Ladd McConkey:
“I watch the film of Ladd, he reminds me of Steve Smith”
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they asked Greg Roman if Ladd McConkey has another level he can reach, and Roman turned into the Kool-Aid Man
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#Chiefs HC Andy Reid comments on Jeremy Fowler’s report of a heavy workload for Rashee Rice:
Loaded Week 7 buzz file:
🏈Eagles' offensive woes
🏈Callahan firing aftermath
🏈49ers' potential trades
🏈RBs who could be moved
🏈Rashee Rice 'full bore'
🏈Trade musings and injury updates
W/ @DanGrazianoESPN
espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4658…
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#Texans HC DeMeco Ryans blaming Trevor Lawrence for Azeez Al-Shaair’s hit and calling out the Jaguars for the ensuing melee is QUITE THE STANCE
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you could watch some shitty half-hour sitcom
or you could watch a half-hour of Liam Coen saying “Duval”
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#Giants HC Brian Daboll on Devin Singletary:
“He’s just a good running back. You can use him on all three downs. Whether that’s running inside/outside, pass protection, routes. You don’t have to sub him a bunch… I’d say he’s an all-purpose back for us.”
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#Jaguars OC Press Taylor on Brian Thomas Jr.:
“We’re trying to get him to talk more, just ask more questions. He’s not a big talker… For the most part, he just kind of nods and looks at you and then goes out on the field and does it right.”
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#Jets HC Aaron Glenn on what he’s learning about Garrett Wilson:
“Give him the ball as much as possible. Give him the ball as much as possible. That’s it.”
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I’m thrilled to announce that I’m teaming up with @ooooftw to launch The Beat Writer Index
We’ll be grading the reliability of NFL beat writers on categories like roster projections, NFL Draft info, and more
This is going to be another gamechanger for fantasy football
Michael has already done an incredible amount of work on the database and I feel great about where it’s headed. We’re super excited to roll this out and we’re hoping to have it ready in time for the 2025 NFL Draft season
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Yahoo has made it exceedingly clear over the past week that they’d rather feed AI slop to their users, instead of nuanced takes from excellent writers like Andy Behrens and Dalton Del Don
fuck around and find out
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#Lions OC John Morton on Jameson Williams:
“I’ve failed him — that’s what I told him… I’m like, listen, man, I’m gonna do a better job.“
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#Chargers HC Jim Harbaugh says Kimani Vidal will suit up this week:
“He’s sitting on a spring, ready to go.”
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It’s been one year (and two days) since I launched The Coachspeak Index
I knew in my damn bones it would be a gamechanger for fantasy & betting
Thank you to everyone who shouted CSI out to help us get traction early
And thanks to all the coachspeakheads out there
Up only 🚀
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#Panthers HC Dave Canales on Bryce Young:
“Bryce [Young] is our quarterback… It’s a great feeling. It allows us to just look at the whole roster to see what the investments need to be. It helps us to think about free agency and the draft with the lens knowing we got our guy.”
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#Jaguars GM James Gladstone on what he looks for, particularly with college players:
“We will prioritize people and players that are intangibly rich. And, by doing so, they will elevate our ecosystem, our team, by being nothing more than themselves. So, it’s as simple as that.”
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#Jaguars HC Liam Coen on Brian Thomas Jr.:
“Our pass game will run through him.”
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#Lions HC Dan Campbell on Jahmyr Gibbs:
“He continues to get better… I would anticipate he’s about to really take off. He’s coming on.”
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#Raiders OC Luke Getsy on Zamir White:
“He’s a different cat. That is a speed that not many guys have. And, again, to be paired with that size that he has… I think Z’s just gonna take off, for sure, when we get to training camp.”
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#Texans HC DeMeco Ryans was asked whether C.J. Stroud had any work on his shoulder in the offseason, annnnnd here’s how that went:
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this completely inaccurate tweet has 400k views and is still live and misleading people
ESPN has yet to rectify the misinformation in the article
does any media company give a shit about journalistic standards anymore
A quick news story here on Chargers’ Najee Harris expected to start Friday night against the Chiefs. espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/4614…
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#Broncos HC Sean Payton on Jaleel McLaughlin:
“He’s here at 5:15, even in the offseason. First one here, running in the weight room, and by the time he’s at breakfast and most people are arriving, he’s put in a good hour and a half’s worth of work. It’s just the way he’s wired, and it’s impressive.”
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#Falcons OC Zac Robinson on Bijan Robinson being used like CMC:
“Bijan’s such a talented player. He’s gonna play running back, first and foremost — and then any way we can find creative ways to get him the ball like the Niners do with Christian McCaffrey is exactly right.”
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