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If the COVID vaccine was administered in Chik-fil-a drive thrus we’d be done by Monday
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All these guys wasting their time playing a children’s game while the #10 pick is learning how to deliver shareholder value
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Went to lunch with a buddy who isn’t online. He has never heard about
-Travis Hunters girlfriend
-The Costco Guys
-The Rizzler
-Hawk Tuah coin
I envy his peace
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Somewhere in Dodger Stadium there’s a guy who didn’t take advantage of last call, and is now creeping into a hangover 6 innings later
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We cannot let college football go full NBA
Games need to kickoff when scheduled, not 20 minutes later
Completely unacceptable
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Doing the ‘nobody believed in me’ thing when you’re 7’4” is wild
“There are so many coaches that looked over me… At Tennessee, Rick Barnes is a great coach… but looked over me”
Zach Edey on his journey to the #MFinalFour
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This should fix everything
Thank you Adam Silver for saving the NBA 🙏
The NBA plans to change the shape of their shot-clock to a circular clock next season, per @MikeVorkunov
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It’s kinda crazy that the NHL created an EXHIBITION game that was more compelling and seemingly higher stakes than any NBA game in the last decade, and the main principle was just
“What if our players took pride in their performance”
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Imagine watching your team go on this 3 game stretch and on top of all of it you volunteered yourself to eat dog shit
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Having $70,000 is the college equivalent of being John D Rockefeller
“My whole senior year I probably spent maybe like 60-70k” -@ella_grif
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On what planet does it make sense for Red Sox-Orioles to be blacked out in Northern Wisconsin
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Congrats to @martymush
You are one of the 20 best hitters on the planet
There are like 20 hitters on the planet that are true competition for me. Id steamroll the rest of them
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“And your sister looked like shit at her wedding” is an all-time wild line to drop during a crash out
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Dudes will read the name Grady Sizemore and simply say “hell yeah”
The Chicago White Sox have named Grady Sizemore as their interim manager after firing Pedro Grifol earlier today. The team said it plans to name a permanent replacement after the regular season ends.
Sizemore was a three-time All-Star with Cleveland over a 10-year career.
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Real ball knowers statement
Bagel Bites > Pizza Rolls
And it’s not close
Pizza Rolls couldn’t hold Bagel Bites jock strap
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If an athlete ever says you can’t comment on a sport because you never played, just remind them NFL players voted Patrick Mahomes as the 4th best player in the NFL
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The whole stadium knows Judge has a noddle arm, and he shows just zero urgency
The MVP can’t even make the effort to get around the baseball and it may cost his team the game
Céspedes Family BBQ
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Alabama spent weeks crying about SMU and Indiana not belonging, then showed up like this vs Michigans 7th string defense
Lol
Trey Wallace
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Kids today will never understand how good 2009 Chula Vista was
Little League
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Living in Chicago is awesome because you can just go chill on the beach whenever you want
No better place to be in the summer
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BREAKING: The Yankees will have World of T Shirts perform “Empire State of Mind” and “All I Want For Christmas Is Booze” prior to tonight’s World Series Game 5
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This growing belief online that ESPN+ is bad couldn’t be more wrong
Access to every college sporting event, NHL Game, Disney+, and Hulu for $17 a month is legit the best deal in streaming
You wouldn’t last a week having to watch your favorite team on FloSports
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We may never see a matchup of hustling white boys like this in a NBA Finals ever again
Enjoy every moment
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I love that Smokes definition of a dive bar is just a bar with wood finishings that doesn’t have bottle service
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An underrated aspect of the crazy Yankee fan attempting to steal the ball from Betts is the guy right next to him wearing a Tiffany Blue evoshield sliding mitt
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This is a pro-Cooper DeJean post btw
The man should be able to get shots up in the DMs without getting aired out
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Just witnessed an all-time airplane seat trade
@KaticMichael Receives: open row & extra leg room
@nickysmokess Receives: a seat next to @kingkrabbyp
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I don’t think it gets talked about enough how @lilsamsquanch66 has fully replaced Druski as the “me?” guy meme
Genuinely a crazy accomplishment
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I love Connor Griffin. He’s like a brother to me.
Unfortunately, he caved to the trolls (@BarstoolBigCat & @clubtrillion) and changed his gameday breakfast
As a result, Penn State lost the smallest game ever. Sad.
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I am monitoring a situation on Tik Tok where women are airing out the great white hope Cooper DeJean
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Not to be a part of “gotcha culture”
But wouldn’t this be POV: you are umpiring Tarik Skubal
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Barstool Gambling
I heard nobody at Barstool even likes Titus, he’s only there cause he’s Big Cat’s buddy
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Gonna sound like a simp but the most fascinating part of Jack Mac to me is he is legit handsome. Could’ve been a low tier model or influencer I’m sure.
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Gonna sound like a simp but the most fascinating part to me is she is legit beautiful. Could’ve been a low tier model or influencer I’m sure.
Most politicians have a look about them. Hard to describe but when you see it, you know it.
She doesn’t have it at all. Just a top tier beauty.
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The craziest part about Penn State losing to UCLA is the fact that @Blutman27 got 2 different people (@RealCGriff & @Philly_Mays) agree to be his butler for a week
Insane bet to lose
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We had to deplane, but shoutout our barstool travel team for putting all the tall kings in row 1
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⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰⏰ nitter.app/RalphWStats/status/145…
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It’s also alarming to not even question how the fact makes 0 sense
In what world would spiking it every play be better than a 7.1 Y/A and 4/1 TD/INT ratio
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My favorite part of the wall is that it’s only deeper in the top half of the inning, the Orioles actually still hit on the original field from 1992
The Orioles are such pussies for moving the LF wall back. It looks terrible, it’s dangerous for outfielders, and it causes BS flyouts like these.
Note Michael Kay in the second clip: “3 years ago it’s a tie game”
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Community Note: Mark Titus not only made it off the couch, but he was actually on the court for the end of a Sweet 16 game
Dear @MarkTitusShow
Funny how the loudest ones never made it past the couch, let alone the Sweet 16.
Yours Truly,
Jay “Petty LaBelle” Williams
Community note
2 points:
Mark Titus was a D1 Basketball player and although he had little playing time, his team did make it past the sweet 16.
This video is cut short and a longer version shows that the comments by Mark were sarcastic, and he in fact had similar picks to Jay Williams.
nitter.app/barstooltate/s
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Let me just say this
I’ve been a Yankees fan since I was 8 years old
And I will go to sleep tonight peacefully with my 27 championships knowing that I will never fucking wake up a god damn Blue Jays fan
Fuck you Canada
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Is Nick Sirianni the best coach in football?
Highest winning percentage among active NFL coaches (.706)
Made playoffs all 4 years
Made a NFC Championship 50% of the time
Quite a resume
Warren Sharp
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Lmao you’re not gonna believe what AJ Hawk had to say at :40 seconds
Concise and to the point, that’s why he’s one of the best in the biz
"We talked about the fact that you're Fox, and this is how you're counteracting what ESPN is doing with Pat. The difference is Pat played."
-@schlegelvellie clears the air and gives final thoughts on @stoolpresidente and @Bcarp3 drama
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Wow looks like @clubtrillion’s toddler has miraculously recovered from diarrhea just in time for Mark to make it to the Cubs game 🙏
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Thinks that have happened since @RealCGriff went to a Brownsburg Football game and ate @clubtrillion’s Mom’s Cookies
1) Eagles blew a 14pt 4th quarter lead
2) Penn State lost to Oregon
3) Penn State lost as 24pt favorite
4) Eagles lost to 2 concussed dudes
4) Penn State lost as 20pt favorite
5) Penn State spends $50M to buyout their coach
6) Mark’s Alma mater is #1 ranked football team in country
7) Mark’s childhood team is #3 ranked football team in the country
8) This is our Colts
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Craig Kimbrel since some Orioles fans were BEGGING for him to be CUT
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x-zegras4preZident
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Here is a college basketball legend literally winning a sweet 16 game, and his buddy Greg who used to make him watch Desperate Housewives
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