Golden handcuffed to high finance against my will
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TikTok is worth hundreds of billions of dollars and people out here are actually dumb enough to think a YouTube creator can afford to acquire it
Odds @MrBeast buys TikTok are soaring.
He and a 'syndicate of investors' just made an all-cash offer.
23% chance.
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Out of all people the head of HR should know that an affair with the CEO would be considered unethical
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Why does TNT think ANYONE wants to hear from Draymond Green as an analyst?! Literally negative charisma
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Los Angeles is not a real city. It’s just suburban sprawl with Erewhons and a few beaches.
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Never thought my dumbest friend getting robbed by a college student he slept with would lead to a full on discourse on when a forehead kiss is appropriate but here we are
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Just saw someone announce their divorce on LinkedIn. We need to shut it down and start from scratch
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I need help unlocking my MetaMask wallet I have 500 Bitcoin that I need transferred to MetaMask from binance
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This is disappointing. Almost as disappointing as when I got locked out of my metamask wallet. I need help transferring 100 bitcoin from Coinbase to Metamask.
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Basically paying $250k tuition for a degree written in crayon if you are a marketing major
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Issue here is if you’re not getting those modeling reps you’re not qualified to review it as you progress. Gonna end up with a ton of brain dead VPs and Associates
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Very suspect injury track record:
-sprained wrist (scooping ice cream)
-lockjaw (brushing teeth)
-bloody toes (recurring)
-Charley horse (recurring)
-sprained finger (pumping gas)
No GM is giving you a long term contract fr
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Art Deco is the cultural identity of American Industrialism and we need to bring it back in full force
Art Deco style is popular again, a century after its heyday apnews.com/article/art-deco-…
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Homer was portrayed as morbidly obese at 239lbs. How far we have come since the 90’s smh
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No one with any basic critical thinking skills would trade Arsenal’s current situation for Spurs’ right now
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“ACTUALLY communism can work, it’s just never been done right” - the most financially illiterate person you know
Zohranomics is an effective form of antifascist economic policy. The crisis of economic security that comes with basic questions of dignity & identity is being used by the far right. An agenda laser-focussed on the needs of ordinary people is the way out.
@JohnCassidy @NewYorker
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Just witnessed a man eating a burrito and gummy worms at LaGuardia at 7am. The airport is truly a lawless place.
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This is hilarious coming from a dude who probably has a pension plan managed by these firms
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Paul in all fairness here the marginal utility of those billions of dollars on a relative basis to a billionaire is probably far less than the hit the average American took this week with regards to impact of the quality of their life
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They’re just lifesavers that we have our summer analysts repackaging in the supply closet like a sweat shop
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This is the same dude that hacked my Metamask account. I need help unlocking my Metamask to move 100 BTC from Metamask to Binance
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This is tragic. Almost as tragic as that time I got locked out of my Metamask wallet. I need help transferring 300 bitcoin from Binance to metamask
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First date breakdown:
-Five Guys meal: $300
-Pop Tarts Bowl mascot cameo: $2,000
-Blimp rental: $20,000
-Lafite Bordeaux bottle: $1,000
-Dave and Busters tab: $5,000
-Uber Black home: $50
Total: $28,350
First Date Breakdown:
- 2 suits of armor: $40k
- 2 high quality swords: $2k
- 2 noble steeds: $6k
- Laying siege to your enemy’s battlements: priceless
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You are a truly shitty human being and I wish you nothing but the worst
She made $9,000 a minute. For most a lump sum of 9k would be life changing and she made it per minute. She was chief executive of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust and her sole job was making sure housing is expensive and that we all rent for the rest of our lives. Rest in piss
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She does not make $9000 per minute.
Assuming a 40-hour workweek, $9000 per minute would mean that her yearly salary is over $1 billion.
google.com/search?q=9000+
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This is terrible, almost as terrible as the time I locked 300 Bitcoin in my metamask wallet. Please help!
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Your injury track record is actually wild:
1) sprained wrist from scooping ice cream
2) lockjaw from brushing your teeth
3) bruised finger from air hockey
Aunty Tay you are cooked!
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