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if i had a boyfriend i’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like wowwww baby good job. that’s a beautiful hole
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am i even allowed to flirt with people who are in their 20’s anymore im so serious what is the protocol #cougar
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if i had a bf i’d watch him play video games and be like i’m so proud of you babe when he wins i am so single this is kinda a cry for help
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