actually 3 trash bags full of dead furbys wearing a tank top and shorts he/him
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A lot of people masturbate before bed. Me? I exacerbate. All of my problems. All of the time.
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She made $9,000 a minute. For most a lump sum of 9k would be life changing and she made it per minute. She was chief executive of Blackstone Real Estate Income Trust and her sole job was making sure housing is expensive and that we all rent for the rest of our lives. Rest in piss
Words cannot express the devastation we feel that our beloved colleague, Wesley LePatner, was among those who lost their lives in the tragic incident yesterday at 345 Park Avenue. We are also deeply saddened by the loss of the other innocent victims, including brave security personnel and NYPD.
Wesley was brilliant, passionate, warm, generous, and deeply respected within our firm and beyond. She embodied the best of Blackstone. Our prayers are with her husband, children, parents and family.
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She does not make $9000 per minute.
Assuming a 40-hour workweek, $9000 per minute would mean that her yearly salary is over $1 billion.
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Gunn said he was watching Hoults addition for Superman and kept covering his hair with his finger.
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I have nothing to promote but I will leave this: There's only 33 first world countries. In housing affordability, life expectancy, infant mortality, and purchasing power parity, we rank in the 40s or higher. The rich in this country have decimated the working class.
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My dad gave me a computer and then used it to look up (very tame) porn and my mom found the search history and assumed it was me and they took it away.
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If working hard made people rich, trash men, janitors, and firefighters would be some of the richest people on the planet. I've been in corporate jobs for years at varying levels, no one in those positions works that hard.
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Found the dip shit bootlicker who gives an even richer person money for a free website.
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UnitedHealth is being sued by their board for approving too much "healthcare" after Thomspon was Luigi'd.
It's not much, but if it's what it takes. Voting was the safe option and the elected don't want to hurt their billionaire donors.
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Ain't no way you're called 'ThE iNfLuEnCe' and can only scrounge up 5 followers. Guess no wants to hear takes this bad every day.
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A brainless husk who echoes MAGA without an original thought isn't a person.
A zombie, at best.
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The point is that your idea of "a small group of X did a bad thing so they're all bad" has pretty much never worked out in the real world save for like, the KKK. I see you post a lot of pro Indian content, should Canda and Europe condemn all Sikh's for Air India Flight 182?
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Sounds like you're not getting paid enough if a simple unemployment boost is making you jealous. Have you considered unionizing?
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140+ hours of content with updated textures, lighting, resolution, and framerate. They even updated the combat mechanics in ME1, as well as making the Mako easier to operate.
What the shit are you talking about.
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Oh absolutely not, divorced about 9 years after this particular incident and he's dead now.
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Sure, keep simping for the billionaire class that has decimated the working class. You're statistically likely to die earlier than all of the first world and some of the third world because of them, but keep licking that boot.
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Yeah absolutely nothing to do with stagnant wages, rising cost of everything, legally mandated insurance that costs hundreds a month and covers nothing, and so on.
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One, if people can't be "soft" in the modern world, what's the point of civilization/society? Two, yeah, keep simping for the richest country in the world where you'll statistically die earlier than someone in Cuba. Three, sorry you hate the working class.
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Sure man, keeping simping for the richest country in the world where you'll die earlier than someone in Cuba.
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It was literally cheaper/easier for me to nearly drink myself to death to treat my depression/insomnia than it was for for me to navigate our bullshit "healthcare" system. Unknown costs, hidden fees, not knowing if a provider is in network, etc.
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Yes, they were terrorists. It does not make all Sikh's terrorists, and does not make all Muslims terrorists.
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I can still tell you to eat shit.
This is about people spamming the n word or sexist shit. Grow the fuck up.
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Ah so we're breaking out these Sikh's as extremists. The Muslims who committed 9/11 were also considered extremists.
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Yeah it's not the people who are withholding healthcare, housing, etc. It's me, the guy who wants you all to be safe and secure without working 90 hours a week.
Also, Ron Swanson would fucking HATE your bootlicker ass
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You do not understand the definition of racism which isn't surprising, again, given your low IQ.
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Because vaccination doesn't work when it's half assed. My fucking god read a history book or Google polio.
There's people who can't or shouldn't get the vaccine for health reasons, & the black community has reasonable distrust of this kind of thing. Everyone else is selfish.
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Left wing utopia: everyone has healthcare, food, a house, and education
Right wing utopia: everyone works back breaking labor until they're dead and pays $500 a month for insurance that covers nothing because they're afraid to tax Bezos.
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Nah, I'm single with no kids. Even when I made $8/hr I was happy for my taxes to go families that needed it. Now, making way more than that, I'm still happy to see my taxes go to people that need it.
Seeing my taxes go to the police/military on the other hand...
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I guess the one thing about this technology that is nice is that I know I am and will always be smarter than you.
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That's so fucking weird. I literally don't understand taking your spouses name in the first place.
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What's very funny about this is it's acting like cops were targeted for keeping the peace (what they're supposed to do) and not for extrajudicial murder, racism, etc.
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Yeah right, but we literally invented taxes to do that more evenly and efficiently.
If you don't like taxes, stop using roads, side walks, and fire departments.
I'd have said libraries but it's obvious you don't read.
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Right wingers are so funny because they're all about draining the swamp or whatever and will complain about America circling the drain and then just let the very corporations that have fucked this country into the ground keep doing what they're doing.
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UnitedHealth is being sued by their investors for providing too much healthcare since Thompson got got. It's a small start.
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He doesn't just do it to random people, it's people he's known for a year or more and they have become friends. Not a single person that he has done this with, man or woman, has said anything bad about him. What does that tell you?
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Looooool. "I agreed with them the whole time but, now that I know about this unrelated thing, I don't anymore."
Absolute clown shoes.
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Buddy, pal.
It's a fucking pandemic where people with real jobs are being laid off. That wasn't their choice. Owning a property for renting out isn't a job it's am investment which carries risk. Maybe don't be so fucking stupid as to invest in something that's a human right.
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One-Twitter is unique in function and useful
Two-NFTs were a solution to a non existent problem
Three- you got no bitches
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Everyone keeps saying that, but they know it's not true. Siding with and or defending Nazis is no better. Be a better fucking person.
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Hogan was a known racist, the other orange guy is a known racist and pedophile.
Hogan had a whole rant spewing the n word because his daughter was dating a black guy. Trump was sued for not renting to black people. He's also in the Epstein files.
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Rooting against our country and it's just pointing out that the president of our country is a fucking liar lmao
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Oh no thanks, I can see porn on the internet. I'd rather have the polished version with better hit detection.
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Yeah Kat, well know your lot stopped learning anything new in the 8th grade and made it into a personality.
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Nah, if my taxes have to go to bombing brown children yours have to go to actually helping people, sorry you're so against the betterment of society.
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Well shit here's the proof I needed.
We'll just ignore the healthcare debacle, non-existent wall, and golf trips.
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I have both consoles, but pulling the "largest most dedicated" card is hilarious. Xbox has the most open and approachable platform. Xbox, for now, is about building an ecosystem. And they have the far and away best way to play multiplat games.
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You putting pronouns in quotes proves all we need to know about your emotional/intellectual maturity, you can put it all to rest now, no one here is going to engage you any further.
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I've got both consoles but pretending Halo Infinite and Forza Horizon aren't good is so childish.
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I love watching you ignore everything else I said because you know you're wrong but you're too mad to admit it lol. Classic.
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Yeah I forgot that creating web fluid is the only way to look like a genius and that Tony Stark is a actually a fucking moron.
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I played the demo for SB. When it goes on sale I'll buy it, but Hades has better voice acting, a larger open story, and is the sequel to one of the highest regarded indie's of all time. No one should be surprised by this. A lot of SB looks like disjointed assets cobbled together.
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It's like watching a wacky-inflatable-arm-flailing-tube-man try as hard it can to not say the F slur
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you voted for a guy who mocked a disabled man, said called Hillary "nasty", and wouldn't shake Merkels hand.
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When you're making shit up do you feel bad about it or do you just accept it as part of being a stupid piece of shit?
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Uhh huh. Who's excited to feed brown people to alligators and is gleefully protecting a pedophile again? lmao
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