I will shitpost about losing money then teach you how to earn it back. Rightful placeholder of the @pwndao handle. not financial advice, my opinions are my own

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My X experience over the last week being mostly like
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Hi, I'm the @pwndao intern, and this is a list of all my threads. It includes: 📌 All of my banger strategies 📌 Product integrations between PWN and other DeFi protocols 📌 Research done on various CT subjects 📌 Any other content I deem worthy of being eternalized here
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🚨 PWN Research Winner Announcement 🚨 We asked you to research PWN. We asked you to write about PWN. Now, as the Devcon has finished, we bring you the results. 📔 Choosing a winner was not easy, as all the submitted threads were amazing, but one thread still stood out. We decided that @web3dothan's thread was the winning one. It was the most intriguing one, based on solid research and with a gret attention to detail. Congratulations to Dothan and thank all the rest for your submissions. It was great to see such a vast number of submissions. @web3dothan, expect me to slide into your DMs soon.
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The Fixed Rate Flywheel 🎡 Let's dive into the rabbit hole of fixed rate markets and why they are the future. This is a follow-up thread on Devcon talk with @jalex_towle, @MerlinEgalite, @alpeh_v, and @lucasmanuel_eth. Fixed rate markets fund 🧵
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Devcon is full rolling and we still have some of these bad boys for handing out. Come chill, get a utility box
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🚨 OPEN CALL 🚨 We are giving away $1000 to one ambitious go-getter. Objectives: 📌 Research @pwndao protocol 📌 Summarise your thoughts 📌 Write a detailed X thread 📌 Get that sweet $1000 prize
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📣 Community Call Updates Yesterday, @pwndao hosted our monthly community call. It was full of alpha, as usual. If you didn't manage to get on, here's a wrap up for you 🧵
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🚨 NEW STRATEGY ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 There is a banger new strat thesis on the @pwndao platform. Commit your GloDollar and get BTC, ETH or OP as collateral. 💥 Grow your bags 💥 Grow your karma WETH / BTC / OP to GLO with 6-7% APR with good cause as a cherry on top.
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PWN IS LAUNCHING DAO 🎉 After 2 years of grind, tears, and blood, @pwndao is finally launching our DAO. Me, my boss, the team and all our extended families are completely THRILLED by this news. Let's go through the DAO launch step by step and see what's in it for you, our loyal degen supporter 🔥🧵
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💥🥊 PWN 💥🥊 Spectra Float like a degen, sting like a BD Master the art of precision with a knockout fixed-terms protocols combo, thanks to @pwndao and @spectra_finance. No excuses. Even the APY is locked in now.
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LOOKING FOR CULTURE 😎 Looking for ambassadors to help us build PWN DAO and earn their place in our ecosystem (+ farm some reps). What we need from you: 🔸 Create content about @pwndao 🔹 Help us grow our community What's in it for you? 🔸 Earn Reps (based on the quality of your content and engagement) 🔹 See your Reps turn into ➡️ $PWN 🔸 Become an early bird in an emerging deFi project The days of missing out on all the alpha are over.👇
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We are there We are always there
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Pushing into the Third Millennium with PUSH 📟 Connecting to individual sites just to check your bags? That’s so 1850. 📜 But there’s a solution. @pwndao’s latest collaboration with @pushprotocol brings you all the updates you need. Served on a silver platter. Straight to your notifications.
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Reading through all the @pwndao threads is such a pleasure Love the innovativeness by ya'll
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GM anon, it's time to put your BTC to use. Boost your profits using @PWNdao and leveraging @ether_fi’s eBTC 💵 TLDR; ✧ 6% (ish) fixed yield on your BTC with Pendle PTs ✧ Leverage or fund deals with fixed-term and duration loans on PWN ✧ Stay liquid while your BTC works for you Let's dive into it 👇🧵
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gm, level up lfg
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gm this is me and the intern cabal discussing which coin we are gonna pump @ethereumintern_ @Fisher8Intern @PendleIntern @bstar_intern @talus_intern @demex_intern
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side-event going well, alpha everywhere. Too bad I am standing in the corner taking pictures. If you registered, stop by to say hi Lfg
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Swaap Your Pre-Rich for Rich 💵 Enough waiting—there are money-on-the-ground opportunities, and you're not taking any of them, you jumbo. TL;DR for the impatient: You can either: 🅰️ Commit ETH to a strategy for 12% APR. Plus, if ETH pumps, you win too. 🅱️ Or go traditional and lend cbBTC, AERO, or WBNB on fixed terms. 💥 Bonus: Get reps for volume on any of those. That's literally it. But let’s dive deeper 🧵
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Didn’t expect to miss all Devcon panels for this
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Special delivery: triple 12% APR, straight from the factory. 🛠️⚠️ Tirelessly manufacturing profits for you since 2022.
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Replying to @wassielawyer
all the fun you are having on memes has to be compensated somehow
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Supercharging your yield with USD0. Today I got you a sweet strategy leveraging your USD0 by @usualmoney. What this strat. will give you: 📌  Farming multiplied Usual pills pre-token-drop 📌  Consequential 17% yield on @pendle_fi 📌  Leveraging all in P2P lending on @pwndao
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Supercharge your stables Yields, farms, and points. 🌽 A comprehensive thread encompassing the hottest stables and what you can do with them right now. NFA DYOR, as always. 🧵
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Last few hours for the research thread contest. You still have enough time for a proper research, but not much more bromigo
🚨 OPEN CALL 🚨 We are giving away $1000 to one ambitious go-getter. Objectives: 📌 Research @pwndao protocol 📌 Summarise your thoughts 📌 Write a detailed X thread 📌 Get that sweet $1000 prize
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after 10 weeks in @pwndao they finally gave me a company hat. Drippin'
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Replying to @StaniKulechov
the ticker is ETH
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🌐 DeFi Reimagined with PWN 🌐 Let's hit the thread and see why you should pay attention to what we have been building in @pwndao. Brace yourselves, it's shill time 🧵
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Average crypto experience without @pwndao. High APR, fixed rates, no price-based liquidations. PWN. 🤝
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xmas fit what do you all think
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If you fade pwn intern you are fading all of these guys
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Happy New Year 2025 everyone time to dust off those 2012 memes 🎉🎉 2025 is the year @pwndao
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When you don't see me replying, this is where I am
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every gm is a gm ⬆️ gm ⬇️ gm ↘️ gm ⤵️ gm ↩️ gm
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PWN hitting the streets again with 12% APR. And the catch? None. 🔹 Top-tier fixed 12% APR (risk considered) 🔹 Commit @base WETH (against Swaap WETH LP) That's it, it's that easy. Let's break it down a bit.
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Christmas is coming, what's your festive outfit
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gm all day, every day
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Capricorn cabal gonna pump it
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I have this t-shirt and its good
banks hate you too? Look for me @ #Devcon7 venue, or hmu - I’ll give you your pwn t-shirt ✨
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Replying to @MikeSilagadze
This is not so surprising on a market with the maturity level of a toddler. Web3 has a long way to go until the market participants think more about "how can I help" and less about "infinite money to be made". In @pwndao we are building a product with the longest kind of vision. Narratives do affect us, but we keep eyes on the prize–ultimate lending
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🎧 Product Updates We did a few changes in Strategies, now you can: 🔴 Borrow from Strategies, allowing you to be on both sides of the equation. 🔵 Benefit from automated expansion on the credit side, with sources from Aave, Compound, ad Morpho automatically populating offers. 🟢 Also, soon you'll be able to create your own Strategies.
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Me on my way to disinform everyone by writing a defi thread on stuff I know nothing about
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The paradox of a gm is that its a blessing and a curse at the same time gm
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Good Morning, it's all falling into place 😈 @pwndao has fully integrated @efp, the Ethereum Follow Protocol. EFP is the new social graph for Ethereum that helps you make sense of who's who. This integration marks another step for PWN towards becoming the ultimate P2P lending platform. What does this mean for you? 📌 More trust: Know who's on the other side of the loan. 📌 Find new peers: The more the merrier (in DeFi especially). 📌 Get reliable on-chain information before you act. Thanks to EFP for pushing the boundaries of our space. This is how we build.
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Exploring the depths of my psyche to come up with the smartest reply to a 21h old post by an 80k followers influencer account
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meanwhile @pwndao users
Average crypto experience without @pwndao. High APR, fixed rates, no price-based liquidations. PWN. 🤝
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On the behalf of the whole @pwndao team, we'd like to wish Merry Christmas and may your next play be 100x. 🎄🎅
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believe in yourself gm
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Not only is almost our whole team at Devcon, but our goat jefe @JosefJ_ even had a talk on cryptonative economy. This is how we build.
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gm are you ready for this year's dumpify stats
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🚨 $51,000 for $40 🧠👀 Claim your smart money status and borrow up to $52K with our newest @pwndao strategy, curated by @karpatkey. TLDR; 🔹 Borrow up to 13 ETH at 1% APR for 30 days. 🔹 Use $GNO as collateral. 🔹 Total cost: 0.08%, so about $40.
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🏆 #StartinBlock results are in! The jury has delivered its verdict, the winners of the $1M+ Startup Competition at Emergence are: 🥇 1st Place: @Onesafeio - Crypto-friendly neobank for web3 companies globally 🥈 2nd Place: @pwndao - DeFi Lending Reimagined 🥉 3rd Place: @lemonade_events - Create. Collaborate. Coordinate. ONCHAIN A huge congratulations to these visionary startups, redefining what’s possible in Crypto. The future is brighter because of you! 🚀
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Looking for trench warriors to accompany us on our way to greatness (i need more friends)
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ⓘ 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴. ████████████▓░️░️░️ 𝘐𝘯𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘎𝘔.𝘤𝘰𝘧𝘧𝘦𝘦
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Definitely did not steal the right side of the spectrum from my boss's profile. 👀
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PWN is your friend for all seasons 🍂 Every hour of every day, @pwndao integrates assets and protocols across the whole Web3. With PWN, P2P lending has never been easier. See our integrations below 🧵
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Borrow $1200 for just $6 🪙 No one deals like me. Instant (and cheap) liquidity while staying exposed to your bags. TLDR for the restless: 🔹 Back the loan with your favorite bluechip 🔹 6-7% APR, even T-bills can out-earn that, let alone your crypto acumen 🔹 Stay exposed to your underlying asset It's time to put your bags to work👇
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me enjoying my coffee break after 37-hour-long replying sesh for @pwndao
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Nobody: CT today:
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success of the day, clocking out thx
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Finally became a yapper, all it took for two days of spamming the button. @_kaitoai is connecting AI, attention and capital with Yaps. Now we yap 😈 yaps.kaito.ai/referral/18255…
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I am so incredibly, unfathomably, unbelievably, infinitely and completely hyperbullish for @pwndao. so many banger features and tekk in store that the CT has no idea about (for now). My 2025 is all about me telling you how we will change the world.
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12% APR with no price liquidations ✅ Morphing DeFi with Morpho. This is how it goes: 1️⃣ Take your Morpho RE7WETH (currently at 6.95% APR) 2️⃣ Supply to PWN Base strategy (currently at 12% APR FIXED) 3️⃣ Earn 6.95% until it gets picked up, then 12% APR. ez pz lmn sqz. No rotations, no bridging. You commit your funds once and then just wait for the yield.👇
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5 riders of the BTCfi. Five must-know projects for the upcoming BTCfi Summer (Winter). Thanks to them, your BTC yields are now a low-hanging fruit. Let's get into it 👇
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There's a new sheriff in PWN
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PWN main acc posting high quality content vs intern shitposting
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I'm just a chill guy changing the defi lending forever few
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When somebody asks me a question about @pwndao and I happen to know the right answer
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To increase my credibility as a trustworthy research intern, I have decided to doxx publicly
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PWN is to financial liberation what the wheel and agriculture were to the dawn of civilization.
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What a beautiful Friday for coffee to gm
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ERC-7683 and intent-based systems a.k.a the next-level plug for DeFi ERC-7683 is a new standard proposed by @AcrossProtocol and @Uniswap, aiming to ease up friction between different layers and protocols of the EVM. No more hassle with multiple transactions to complete the trades you need. All you need to know is here 🧵
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*sad song playing* 🌄 The Universe has decided and now we go out and touch some grass (snow). It was an honour to meet ya'll, founders and builders and other interns of the world. Make sure you are following @pwndao, that's where all the fun happens now 🤝
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im so weird gm
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Replying to @glodollar
the first obviously but when teal hat
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How I pullup to the function to flex all the integrations we have at @pwndao
New crypto investors showing off their portfolios
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Another piece of the big PWN puzzle. We are building step by step. It will be obvious in the hindsight.
Unlock fixed-terms and fixed-interest loans with @pwndao's permissionless P2P lending platform. Use any token as collateral on 8 EVM chains to improve DeFi composability. Find detailed info in our latest research: thedefiant.io/news/defi/pwn-… #sponsored
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Web3 future is more than just your bags pamping to the outer space. 🪐 For years, @pwndao has been striving to build a truly decentralized financial future. Now, we are inviting you to join our DAO and build it with us. ✅ Build a functional product 🔳 Decentralize the f out of it Link in the next post 🔗
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doxxing myself, this is who replies to you every day. But don't worry, I have all the koalafications (cringe)
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🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟥🟥🟩 🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟩🟥🟥🟥🟥🟩🟩🟥🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Festive good morning to ya'll legends🎄
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I have to make fun of eth because it makes 85% of my bags its simply copium
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gm, today I woke up as reply guy
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totally unbiased list of projects I am currently keeping my eye on 1️⃣ @pwndao
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Happy Valentine’s Day 🩵 Got too deep into ct and forgot to get a valentine card for your special someone? Don’t worry, your favorite intern has you covered. right click save allowed 🫡
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Bitcoin Restaking a.k.a. BTCfi for dummies DeFi is never short of cool new stuff. The latest fad is Bitcoin Restaking– an innovative way of taking your hard-earned (or hardly earned?) coins and squeezing a bit more profit from them. Here's how it works in TLDR; ✦ Use your wBTC and mint a Liquid Staked BTC token. ✦ Build your strategies on this Liquid Staked BTC while staking your wBTC, maximizing your BTC's value. ✦ Seamlessly engage with the DeFi ecosystem while maintaining your exposure to BTC. Here's how it works in depth 🧵
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Replying to @thedefiedge
Almost as if you couldn't game the system
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Making the world a better place with @pwndao 🤝 @glodollar Embrace the act of selfish altruism and help the world while helping yourself.
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The Great conjunction is here
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Can you put the glasses on the intern's head? Stop the gif at the right time and send a screenshot in the comments. (I believe in you)
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What a day
Introducing the Achievements Dashboard 🏆 A centralized hub where you can track your reputation score (reps), achievements, current level, and progress toward the next one. This comes hand-in-hand with a rescaling of reputation points and a new leveling system. Here's what's changing 🧵
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Replying to @Route2FI
its not hyped
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I am @pwndao intern and we are building the most badass grail lending protocol of the future
talk more and let them know who the fuck you are and what the fuck you believe in
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all roads lead to @pwndao 🛣️ 🅰️ BORROWERS: $400k for $330. Borrow up to $400k on Gnosis for 30 days with 1% APR. 0.083% for the loan duration. Cheapest money in crypto 🤷‍♂️ 👉 app.pwn.xyz/?utm_source=x&ut… 🅱️ LENDERS: 12% APR with fixed rates. Outperform the whole market and supply our WETH/USDC strategy on Base with 12% APR. Top market rate WITH fixed rates. What else do you want? 👉 app.pwn.xyz/?utm_source=x&ut…
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