Me to my Cousin’s boyfriend who has spent 6 christmases with us but I still don’t know his name
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Couldn’t let fool put me on a poster🙅🏾‍♂️
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If this was my girl she better stay in the air with that Nigga forever because it’s hell on earth for her when she get back to land
Did the coolest shit ever today flying above water in Dubai.
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When you out on a date and everybody is telling her how beautiful she is >>>>
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MOE I FOUND IT😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
꧁ 𝒦ℯℯ𝓀𝓈 ꧂
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Idk man
Not being funny I feel like men exaggerate this. I honestly don’t think the girlies are out here being beggy like you claim they are😂
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This how I watched that video
Replying to @naaeee__xx
Nigga swam cross fa dat smoke 😭😭😭🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾🫶🏾 love to see it
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???????? BIG MAMA WAS IN YA DMs???
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Replying to @Anti_Ron
You gotta fight the Nigga for helping you. Foh
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“Who the fuck put all this funnel in a jay” DC niggas:
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My muva beat them cancer cells again moe. I need a hug
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Replying to @nojumper
This is what happens when we take bullying out of schools. Niggas grow up to be this
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Replying to @Micha3lKyle
Fool the most familiar stranger ever
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Ya boy officially got his license to cultivate cannabis in DC. PINK CANOPY CULTIVATIONS coming to the DC dispensaries in 2026
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We do not negotiate with terrorist
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She was tryna walk a nigga down that dark alley😂😂😂
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Batman is the only thing that can save DC
What are they putting in the hookah on 9th street for a nigga to do this 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️
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Replying to @ssheymontana
No🫶🏾
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Replying to @Ashyankles___
I thought she was a goner at first moe😂😂😂
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“what was it like smoking NY sour Diesel and purple haze?” Me:
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Replying to @_amorcitaa
Tarred and feathered upon arrival on land
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Replying to @2aliasslickk
Nobody ever came forward with the information
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Replying to @Micha3lKyle
Nothing brings me greater joy, honestly
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Replying to @shes_rADIAnt
You dated the old man? You crazy as hell
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Replying to @DjTrev0
It’s no way I’m letting her live a peaceful life after this
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The hookah niggas snitched on me at the hookah bar for Smokin gas and this was how I exited.
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I sat in my new house yesterday for 3 hours and just smoked. I remember living in a basement with no door to close for privacy. Now I drive onto 2 acres of my own yell at deer in my backyard. Just keep going
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Replying to @AyeYoD1Flem
Nigga got his BM dropping off room temperature food orders😂😂😂😂😂 I’d sooner die
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Replying to @_MCKENTON_
Nigga got rode into the sunset and never bothered again. You won
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Bro don’t have no other bitches. Lock in with him
i went on a date with a man and he posted a picture of me AND tagged me
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Dating pool got fentanyl in it
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It’s crazy when you realize your mom was literally winging it raising you. Everyday was a new day and she was learning life just like you was. Me and my mom literally grew up together and she gave me the best life she could. That’s why I got her back until the sky falls
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Replying to @itsgrip__
Lawless simps😂😂
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Moe you bet on a backyard barbecue brawl? 1-800-GAMBLER
Ant just cost me $500 cause he wanna smoke OG all damn day 😭😭😭😭
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I just like being around love. It makes me do everything better
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Replying to @BigHomieKODAQ
Is that a low rise bikini bottom?
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Stop sports betting. You’re not good at it and you’re giving strangers your money for nothing
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Replying to @ReggieRegSW
2.50 for a single hashbrown
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Replying to @lotuslondon_
The best day on twitter ever
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The way Bro running twitter, it’s no way I’d ever buy a Tesla 😂😂
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You can go anywhere in the world, just don’t go out sad
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Replying to @aspenkatana
You’ll have this convo then they will start beef with you😂😂
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How I walk past bitches in the club then hit the “scuse me”
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I know a traphouse when I see one
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Me and my mom worked for the same company and they fired her and she came out and said to me “you coming with me.” I acted like I ain’t hear her. I needed my lil check
What's the funniest way somebody got fired at your job?
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Replying to @CeezHimself
Aye moooeeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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“Don’t introduce me to something you can’t maintain” is the most wicked statement bitches be using on niggas
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Me and gang ain’t doing this. We out here cheating.
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Replying to @Nik_Lombardi
I’ve learned that it’s a lot of women that don’t even really like men in general 😂😂
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Me all summer
𝙟𝙖𝙫𝙞 🦂
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Replying to @lordbanqfortune
Nah this really how it be
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My air Bnb in Miami almost finished being furnished. Y’all niggas better stay there when you go to the yams 😂
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Got voted out of the threesome🥺
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I am getting SPANKED by the drugs and should actually leave
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Have you ever fucked bitches? 10/10. Highly recommend
Y’all be addicted to sex for real???
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Jesus sat on the bench quiet all the way through slavery and y’all think he coming back because of a couple fires in Canada 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Gaslighting so vicious because it’s an all out assault on your intelligence.
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The only way I’d ever do a maternity shoot
Bump update: I’m finally showing 😍
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Being bricked up on the incline press machine is a violation of the Geneva convention
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Mood because where the fuck do you niggas be at?😂😂
Hervey
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Sometimes your biggest hater is YOU. Don’t be so hard in yourself
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I’ll knock all this shit over
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Make sure you Show some love today. Everybody be so mean to each other
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Bitch will remind you about getting you that job until YOU DIE and put it on your obituary and tombstone
Never let a woman help you get a job.
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Being fake nice gets you nowhere. Being genuinely nice will get you in places you’d never imagine. Do it from the heart
being nice literally gets you NOWHERE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I’m not nonchalant. Bitch, I care. I’m just not about to get out of character about it
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It’s crazy how much hate I get but it’s even crazier how much love I show
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If I was Offset I’d just hire a baby to walk around with me as my bodyguard from fool
Kenneth Petty pretending to have an issue with Offset because Nicki Minaj can’t control her obsession with Cardi B.
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After she tells me a story about her ex:
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Replying to @NedStarkBoots
Bro ain’t tell not one lie
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If she got to submit payments, she don’t have to submit to you
Bitches rather pay all her bills than to submit to a man and pay 50/50
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It was a lot of love outside last night🫶🏾
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Saying “Fuck it. we ball!”
what’s y’all’s toxic coping mechanism?
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Iced the gang out! This shit for life! WZRDZ🧙🏾‍♂️
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Don’t let a weird nigga turn you into a weird bitch. Just leave
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Lmao. Fuck that pit Bull. Get you a real lover
dating someone who has never been loved properly takes so much patience
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All banks tap in 😂😭😂
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They be having strippers in the regular club now and they call you broke if you don’t throw money. Ma’am I came here for the tequila
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Replying to @t_sadiity
The comments are insane😂😂😂😂. Y’all BMs hate y’all
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The word “potential” is only used for high school and college athletes or when you are in love with a loser
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I was delighted to pay this. I had a great time with my gang! 🤏🏾
I’d be sick if the waiter handed me this check
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Everybody be safe in DC this weekend. Don’t drive. Uber or black truck. If you iced out, have security and/or have it on you. I want y’all to all come back to the timeline and share your stories 🫶🏾
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From a 3 to a 6 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
#10yearchallenge . Still in the club , same pose and everything 🤣
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On behalf of all Virginia niggas, I apologize for this nigga’s comment
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Some niggas in your hometown don’t be wanting to support you or be a fan of you because they think it’s dick riding. That shit so crazy to me because they the ones that know exactly how far you came.
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I’m glad my bitch isn’t a loser on the internet. That’s gotta be stressful
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Aye Ceez you see the small dyke got her she’ll tie adidas in her hand at the beginning of the video😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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We wish you were here
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Moe………
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Fool fresh out the slammer 😂😂😂
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I like compliments because I be hanging on by a thread and it’s nice to hear how I don’t make it look like that
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I love to see Niggas really really love their girlfriend. Niggas turn into superheroes 😍🫶🏾
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Im proud of myself moe. I really said I was gon do this LA shit and I’m here on some real boss shit
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One thing imma do, is cry. That shit is poison if you don’t. That’s one of them generational curses we gotta break. It’s ok to be human. Cry then solve the problem
Only time men can cry is death, or extreme cases. That’s just how I was raised. The example that was set. We have to be strong silent type as leaders. We can’t show weakness or anything that can be perceived as weakness.
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Incoming call: *Doesnt answer* Text: “im busy. What’s up?” Me:
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A nigga will put on one outfit he look a little bit gay in and all of a sudden he a fashion nigga
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