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Not my soulmate if you cheating
y’all breaking up with y’all soulmate over a little cheating?
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These the type of people i need to get drunk with
got drunk and made spinach crab dip 🥴
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Quickest 6 years of my life I swear
The time jump from 2019 to 2025 feels unnatural
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Cheating= End of relationship.
Is cheating a part of ups & downs in a relationship?
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Crocs should be $20… it’s foam.
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She didn’t get yelled at or hit. Instead she was allowed to make mistakes until she figured it out.
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Yes and wouldn’t think twice about it
y’all paying $15 for this?
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Untwist it
Well, this is my personal favorite. Cornbread with a twist 😋😋
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That depression and anxiety can result in memory loss.
What’s the one thing you cannot wrap your head around ?
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This how they supposed to be
I burnt the Glizzys Man 😭😭😭🤦🏽‍♂️
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absolutely. i’m ugly not stupid.
if someone gave you $1,000 because “you’re ugly” would you take the money?
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Investing in ur room actually does wonders for ur mental health
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why the shortest songs be so hard
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good marriages exist and i’m going to have one
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Untwist it
Well, this is my personal favorite. Cornbread with a twist 😋😋
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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting please leave me the fuck alone 😂😂
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I don’t get the hype over these cups
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We need to bring back love first.
We should bring back love letters.
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Since women are known for stealing men’s hoodies, is there something men are known for taking from a woman’s home?
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I accidentally screenshot my wallpaper atleast 3x a day
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sleeping. I sleep a lot when I don’t wanna deal with something.
what’s a good coping mechanism for y’all?
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Y’all ever noticed people who don’t tolerate lies, disrespect or deceit are always labeled difficult, crazy or bitter?
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Good hygiene is not a plus, it’s a MUST.
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Only for people who can’t think for themselves
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There are people who have it worse than you, be grateful.
What sounds like good advice but isn't?
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good marriages exist and i’m going to have one
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Y’all ever noticed people who don’t tolerate lies, disrespect or deceit are always labeled difficult, crazy or bitter?
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Fuck a 2 weeks notice. Yall shoulda noticed 2 weeks ago tht i was bout to quit
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sleeping. I sleep a lot when I don’t wanna deal with something.
what’s a good coping mechanism for y’all?
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A great stylist can really change your life
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i really fwy heavy if i spend the night at ur house. cause i like to go HOME😂😂
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Having a soft spot for someone makes you lose so much common sense
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Females with their own MONEY don’t care about anything except how you treat them
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I hate moving on like bitch I wanted to be with u 😂
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we all got played by a mf that wanted us first
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“you talk to yourself?” yeah, that’s my homie
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I’ve survived longer with less.
Could y’all survive 2 weeks with $200 to your name?
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Date nights are a MUST.
do you feel like date nights are helpful in a relationship?
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stop cheating in general. that shit lame
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I barely got friends but I got the right ones
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i still bump 90's & 2000's r&b like it just dropped ... its forever a vibe
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i really fwy heavy if i spend the night at ur house. cause i like to go HOME😂😂
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To steppin
i’m at five guys with $5 wtf can i get 😩
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Ima address everything that rubs me wrong idc
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"are you okay" no i want a tattoo
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Getting a “C” was equivalent to failing a class
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I wanna be a better person. A better friend. A better lover. A better me. Just better.
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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting please leave me the fuck alone 😂😂
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Addressing where you BOTH went wrong instead of pinning everything on one person>>>>>
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KIDS need to see a good man loving their mama CORRECTLY
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Only for people who can’t think for themselves
social media has ruined everything.. standards.. mind sets.. goals.. society.
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no suicidal shit but i wanna fall in love again
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No we don’t lmao that’s why we don’t have any kids yet
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soon as your girl mad at u, here come twitter givin her the most accurate tweet to Rt.
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i ain’t wasting nobody time cause that’s my time too
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don’t want a perfect relationship, just someone that tries as hard as I do
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stop cheating in general. that shit lame
stop cheating on females. that shit lame
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Girls be single & STILL won’t text nobody back
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U ever tried to pray But u won’t stfu in yo head🤦🏽‍♂️ I be like my bad god 😭😭
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I’ll accept “I don’t feel like talking rn” before no response.
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Napping together is a huge requirement for a healthy relationship
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Girls be single & STILL won’t text nobody back
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Females with their own MONEY don’t care about anything except how you treat them
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I done forgave some unforgivable shit
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A great stylist can really change your life
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I done forgave some unforgivable shit
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i don’t care how i'm viewed, i know me
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dating someone who has never been loved properly takes so much patience
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The level of detachment I have right now in life is scary.
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Females be at home bored and still don’t wanna talk to nobody 😂😂
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Could y’all stay in the house for a whole week without stepping a foot outside for $100k?
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missing someone that’s done you dirty should be illegal
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If you ain’t lived with yo grandma least once, you ain’t been thru shit
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How many of y’all “burn a CD” old? 😂😂
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Car accident PTSD is scary 😭😭
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Now did I hear that correctly
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$51,000? A YEAR?! and i’m out here doing this for FREE?
damn being a clown don’t seem that bad
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Having a brutally honest friend is important, can’t have a squad full of yes men
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could be us
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If I ever fall out with you I promise im not talking about you.. im living like we never even met
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I be ignoring everybody for nobody😂🤦‍♂️
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Replying to @theereal_one
It’s crazy the apartment i paid $1620 for a year ago is now $2678 the same exact apartment.
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What’s the wildest opening line to a song?
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Any relationship that requires you to be a quiet or more watered down version of yourself for it to “work out” is not the relationship for you
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social media has ruined everything.. standards.. mind sets.. goals.. society.
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I wish grandparents lasted forever
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i don’t care how i'm viewed, i know me
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As a woman would you ever take a man out, pay for dinner & treat him to a self care day?
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A simple "my bad you're right, I can see why you feel that way" could go a long way
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Replying to @theereal_one
That’s my 3 times meal right there
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Your childhood wasn't LIT if u didn't almost drown at least once 😭
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This heat got me like:
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you ever been unappreciated and still kept showing love?
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stop hurting girls y’all begged to be with
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4 hours feels like 10 minutes with the right person
4 hours is a long ass time chilling with somebody
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I think I was put on this earth to give love rather than receive it
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dating a friends ex ??? that’s so weird. idc what anyone says..it’s weird.
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Reminder:
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Replying to @therealgailinax
Diabolical asf
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