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Asked my colleague how her weekend was and she said “lots of sex, hardly slept” Like damn good morning to you too 😭
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what’s worse is that he was drilling from underneath too 😭 poor Montoya 💔
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maybe I’m bad vibes but this would piss me off, like what happened to “I miss you” ???
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One of my new colleagues has a BBL and I believe the rumours are true, BBL’s do indeed look ridiculous in an office setting 😭
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As a black woman who’s been in corporate for 7+ years, I’d strongly advise to still be cautious of these types of managers. Your manager is NOT your friend lol.
I relate to this video so bad. The way I will tell my Gen Z coworkers not to struggle and suffer just because people before them did. There’s so much useless anxiety that’s caused by people who are on a power trip.
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We should live in a world where real lovers are segregated from mean lovers. Enough is enough😭
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Fatphobia is crazy cause one minute nggas were talking about swimming in Jorja Smith’s sewage water but small small weight gain and they’re switching up 😂
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People always say "love finds you when you aren't looking for it" like ok I'm not looking now where is it?!
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I really wish people would see parenthood as a lifelong emotional and financial commitment, instead of just viewing it as the next chapter in their lives. It would stop a lot of unnecessary trauma for children who never asked to be here🥴
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Ever since someone said “he dances like a 5 year old that says ‘watch this’” I haven’t been able to unsee it 😭
This video is killing me like y’all don’t get it nitter.app/diorsvision/status/155…
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Christian Justin is so mature and understanding cause Lightskin Justin woulda cussed her out
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Any woman telling a man her hoe stories doesn’t want to be wifed by that man anyway😭
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Has anyone else’s phone been overheating and lagging like crazy recently or is it just me?
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Nightclub bouncers can find a spliff hidden in the crevices of my bag but can't find all these fucking needles???
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When older women call out the hyper-sexualisation of teenage girls they call us haters, but I really don’t like this.
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I gotta learn the phonetic alphabet properly cause I defo just said "C for Chris Brown" on the phone 💀
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No longer dating for love, I am now dating to fornicate. Real eaters RISE don’t waste my money!
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I just can’t get over how Phaedra dresses now. Spent all those years slut shaming Kenya’s wardrobe for what😂
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let’s be honest, the reason most Brits voted leave was 100% fuelled by racism. They didn’t give a toss about the NHS😂
Nahhh I could’ve told you at 14 brexit was gonna be terrible for the economy but they somehow fooled grown adults with “let’s take back the 350million we give every week!”
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I used to think people who said this were annoying & pretentious but i really get it now😂
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Update: I stand corrected, there are some Olivia Twist’s out here. You lot just gotta start replying with the lyrics to Weirdo Hoes cause this is crazy😭😭 also stop quoting with examples, it’s affecting my mental health💔
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I’ll never understand black women’s blind allegiance to C*rdi B. That woman does not like us😭
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A great book will have you not wanting to eat or go toilet just to finish a chapter😂
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Nah her mind is in the GUTTER😭 she just said there’s something in her eye and I said “do you want me to blow it” and she started giggling and going red. Freaky ass lady LOOL
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As an adult I now fully understand why adults were screwing me and my friends on the bus as a teenager..why are they so LOUD😭
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“Oh you want to see me after I’ve just done a 12 hour shift followed by an early start tomorrow? - sure! 😅” 💀💀
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imagine the think pieces and insults we would’ve seen if she was black lol
Woman films the aftermath of sleeping with 100 men in 14 hours 😐 nitter.app/copiumx/status/1849232…
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Americans coming to the London and staying in non touristy areas is so funny to me. Just like that guy who stayed in Enfield and was furious about his surroundings 😭😭😭😭
I’ve arrived in London, and to the girls that told me to stay in Shoreditch… count your days. this is the hood hunny! I’m staying for one night lmao.
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Leopard print is so interesting cause you can either look so sexy or look like Kat Slater, no in between 😭
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People are saying it’s inauthentic? Was she meant to go on big Jimmy Fallon talking about some “easier fi slide cah mi full of secretion” 🙄
Jamaican artiste Shenseea performed for the first time on The Tonight Show with host Jimmy Fallon Tuesday night.
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You’ll think you and your manager are cool but one day they’ll shock you. These kind of managers are Jekyll and Hyde 😂
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Why are men seeing it as a “gotcha” moment to women cause Oloni is engaged? She’s never advocated for women to not have healthy relationships…she just said women deserve to have orgasms and partners that don’t have skid marks lmao
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Last year summer was so fun and we were even in lockdown..so why is it now we're free it's boring af :/
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Jamaican aunty told me off in the butchers cause I just bought all the lamb chops like omg I’m SORRY 😭
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No one will ever convince me that they were relentlessly bullied by black people for being mixed race in school I’m sorry you really made that up😹😹
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Being able to afford a party holiday whilst not paying for your kid is one thing. But having the nerve to be the life of the party is outrageous 😭😭😭
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Can't believe my workplace has forced me to put this rubbish in my bio Kmt just messing up the look
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Brixton is so gentrified now it acc gets me angry cause why am I walking through 'the village' and they're looking at ME funny? I'll ruin your Franco manco lunch right now
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I think this is a good time to address that most men can’t f*nger to save their lives😭
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Correct me if I’m wrong but I feel like chips and curry sauce in your Chinese order is a oyinbo thing. Idk one black person who gets that😭
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There’s acc no point in black women wasting their breath over certain topics anymore cause you’ll be gaslit and/or labelled as bitter. Just save your energy pls it’s falling on deaf ears😭
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Supacell was feeling like a UK actor reunion lool every minute I was like “I know her/him” 🤣
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Nah the home office really played in Chris Brown’s face omg. How can they approve his visa just to send him to Belmarsh upon arrival😭
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As soon as it gets hot the mandem put on their summer lingerie (white tee + grey shorts) like the harlots they are!
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I used to see people say this and think “that doesn’t even make sense” but icl it really does 🤣🤣
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I feel like hating on Drake has become a personality trait for people cause he's so what???
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This is twitter so ofc people are going to misinterpret what I’m saying lool. But no, being curvy is not ridiculous, however having a huge fake bum with skinny legs in a professional environment is indeed!🤣
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- Doesn’t listen to r&b
- Small teeth / large gums
- “RIP *insert gang member name here*” in their bio
- Seeing their bum crack when they exit the car
- Has a milkman history (even 1 is too much)
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People are going to Brazil to have orgies? I thought you lot were going for the vibes and dance battles with the locals😭 what’s all this then?
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this is ghetto but I hate when you lot act like black people are the only ones to fight, like have you met geezers and geezettes 😭?
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What’s with road nggas and their obsession with making people do homoerotic things as a punishment😭?
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Win what LOOL? These babes are earning 20k in two weeks, they’re the real winners😭
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My talking stages always seem to crumble around my birthday..🤔 if you nggas are broke & can't afford my gift just say that😩
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asked this brudda what he does for a living & he goes "nothing just vibes"...my coochie has never dried up so fucking fast omg
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1. This is a fun prank which he didn’t ask them to do.
2. He isn’t recording them, they’re recording him.
3. To my knowledge, there aren’t any videos/posts of him sexualising teenage girls like the other teacher.
Therefore, not the same…
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1. What did she say to warrant this type of vim?
2. The pic isn’t even clear enough to see the brand?
3. Using materialism as your comeback negates the whole point of your initial tweet
4. Why are you calling a BW sis?
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I’d love to know why bare uk black lesbians are so homophobic 😭 how you calling him a battyman when you nyam front!?
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having a partner who shares my music taste is so important to me, cause it's not me you'll be side eyeing cause the music went from Vybz Kartel to Artic Monkeys 😭
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