Go Utes. MAGA 馃嚭馃嚥 here to have fun clowning liberals and delusional byu fans.
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The rightful Heisman winner will be playing for a national title next Monday. The ABSOLUTE undeserving winner sat out of the ReliaQuest Bowl this morning. This is college football in 2024
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Absolutely love that you're able to joke and make fun of this moment. Almost anyone else would duck away in shame and never put there face out, especially on sm. I genuinely respect it.
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I cannot stand byu. That said, this is really, really stupid. Unoriginal, inappropriate & classless.
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Seriously. Black guys not getting drafted is a real epidemic and just the latest proof of how racist the country is.
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Definitely not being talked about enough is the fact that all of these allegations are NOT crimes.
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No contact whatsoever. But the one that decided the game was OBVIOUS. Am I doing this right Zoobnation?
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Pretty silly take. I, nor anybody I know has ever made a gun, yet I own many of them. Despite owning many I have never murdered anyone with any of my guns. I also have never manufactured a car, but I drive one every day. Never made a shoe but I wear them every day. Could go on...
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Any Utah fans questioning how big this is, take a look at the byu obsession over this hire. I love it.
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Not only whiffed on Utah's 2 NY6 wins, but they also have just as much of a natty as the coogs. Voted on and recognized by the media
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I appreciate your take. There are too many ppl that vote based on personality. I disagree with your take of Trump as a person but appreciate that, despite those opinions, you will vote for policy over opinions
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I get it. You're anonymous. Nothing you tweet will negatively effect you at all. Still, no need to make the Utah fanbase look bad.
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Unfortunately, there are a decent amount of Utah fans that are only Utah fans because they hate Mormons.
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Looks similar to the Holy War history. Are ISU fans as insufferable as byu fans, despite being owned?
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Dammit, Utah humbling byu in the upcoming football season cannot come soon enough. Byu hubris is insufferable.
Dammit, it won't matter. They won't be humbled. The insufferable behavior will still be the exact same.
Guess I don't have to look forward to 5 months from now.
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Even IF all that were true, and that's a very big if, especially considering Stormy said they didn't have sex, whooptie doo. A billionaire did some sleezy things in his personal life and a crazy lady got paid to accuse him of a rape from decades ago she has very little memory of.
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We FINALLY get an actual playoff and right away the B1G destroys the Pac-12, SEC had already poached the Big12, & we're stuck with an SEC B1G invitational. CFB is hanging on life support and dying fast. Everything that made it great is gone. Pretty sad.
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Rather than the super unrealistic, "earth saving" move to electric cars...why not reusable steam cars??
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Did the screaming tantrums work?? Did we defeat the king? Do we now live in the free democratic republic we were all screaming for??
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Oh Bridge, you seriously aren't aware that Gerald Ford invented the model T?? Heard of Ford motor company?
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I want to agree with you, but it's so hard to not dog on them after ALL of the hubris, & making up stories doing absolutely everything humanly possible to bring down Utah and our fanbase.
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Worst season in decades for Utah, best in decades down south, and still recruits are flipping?!
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An argument could be made that all of those schools have been better than your Rebels for the last decade or so. Utah State for sure.
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Is a physical therapist actually a Dr?? Feels like a stretch trying to sound cool/important.
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I'm ALL IN on the Big12 now. That XII on Utah's jerseys last night looked sharp. And I absolutely don't miss these northern Cal empty stadiums. If a B1G invite comes someday cool, but for now I'm fully bought in to the BiG12.
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Premadonna Tuttle refused us offering Zach. No one offered Noah. That said, the fact that our coaches can sign highly touted QBs and do nothing with them is troubling
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Sporty, normally you post W's. This is a big time L. Showing a still of a shoulder touching his face does nothing to negate his giant, over the top Lebron style jumping and throwing his head back. I bet his neck is sore from violently jerking his head up.
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Can't really blame the kid. Can't even imagine being a college athlete in this age of sm. Might seem soft, but if I was 18 I might just block everyone that says anything bad about me, especially if I'm having a bad day.
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Unreal how much Utah is on the minds of Zoobnation tonight. Honestly didn't think about byu for 1 second after any of Utah's 4 BCS/NY6 bowls.
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I've accepted that Utah is gonna be right up there with Colorado as the most hated team in the league. Hopefully the team gets their shit together next season to warrant some of the hate! I've also accepted that this app isn't real life & it's where the worst fans come out
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I'm already loving the Big12. SO MUCH more fan engagement than the Pac-12. And I'm embracing being the conference villain. My Utes are either gonna steamroll their way to a championship this season or they're gonna fall short and get ENDLESS shit. Either way it'll be fun!
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Really don't see an old, career NFL coach succeeding in the modern day college football that's been ruined by NIL and the portal.
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Sir, coach has literally never lost at anything in his life. Meanwhile, yore about to lose yore waterbed
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We all knew Cam wouldn't play tonight, because we all thought we wouldn't need him to get past UA, and he'd be back after the bye. We all underestimated Dudwig. He is REALLY bad. I don't claim to be a football genius, but I knew every redzone play that was called beforehand
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Crazy all the dumping on Kansas(a lot of these are actually funny jokes, but a lot seem serious) when they have carried the conference in basketball for so long.
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The Utes & the Cowboys have had a strange bond ever since Utah joined the conference. Good things and bad things just keep happening at the same time.
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The staff REALLY blew it last season. Should have had Wilson redshirt and Rose should have been QB2.
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Ma'am, his Taurus is fully loaded, with a 12 disc CD changer in the trunk. Also company gifted, along with a company gas card. He doesn't care about gas prices for himself, he's speaking for all of us 99%ers. He speaks for the people. I think he's done just fine in life.
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So with the news of Isaac Wilson going back to Utah, does he suck again byu fans? Or do you still think he's good?
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Didn't take you guys long to let go of conference loyalty after a year plus of ultra Big12 glazing. I get you spent over a decade in Indy irrelevance & this is still new to you, but I would never root for an SEC team over a conference member.
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And that's why I love Whitt. Gonna spend his last season or 2 before retirement tanking byu, the ultimate own!
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This is obviously @unclegarytrucks
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Hilarious how many ppl felt the need to point out this is AI, aka totally missed the joke/ongoing jokes all week.
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Your son is an absolute warrior and a helluva football player, Lori. Really hope he stays at Utah. He's quickly becoming a fan favorite!
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Come on dude, Utah would never do that. He committed because of all the love & unique culture.
Who cares?!?? EVERYONE is doing it!! Do you need a cry closet to get out all the tears about having a poverty program that can't get SEC guys?!? Damn you are so obsessed
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Further proof the Heisman is more about media hype than results. Ashton will forever be the peoples champ. Avsolute stud, on and off the field. He 馃挴 exemplifies what the Heisman is SUPPOSED to be.
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Thank you for the tragic, but very informative review. My daughter lost sleep last night in anticipation of this album. After reading this I will do what any decent dad should do and forbid her from listening, hopefully preventing her from becoming a foul mouthed commie.
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900,000 cows a day are prevented from ever farting again?!? That should thrill climate alarmists!
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Lots of kids who are actively being abused can appear happy and healthy in pictures. Does that mean someone who witnesses the abuse shouldn't call it out??
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Mitt is a toolbag sellout RINO coward. I wasn't super excited about the Vance pick, but this fantastic endorsement from milk toast Mitt makes me like it more!
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Waiting on an OC hire? That must be what you mean by this, cause we all know you're staying with the Utah fam where there's so much mutual love! Right?!
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The powers that be will never get over the SEC B1G bias. That said, the Big12 has proven to be the 3rd best conference and ISU was absolutely more deserving of a spot than SMU. If nothing else hopefully the committee learned the Big12 is more deserving of 2 spots than the ACC.
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I agree. Time for you to stop. Coach has lost as many arguments as he has championship games. Zero
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Poor kid being raised by such a soft, progressive dad. 12 year olds should not be worried about "injustices" like this. My 9 year old daughter has never once been the least bit concerned about such things. She enjoys taking the sacrament & playing with friends, like a normal kid
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Coach goes back to middle school every day, but not government and civics, or any other class. Straight to the football field to give sensible injections & bring about a new generation of future SEC champions
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The fact that a run of the mill Pac12 team that never won a Pac12 title won the Big12 in year 1 certainly doesn't help your argument. Oregon, UW & SC were absolutely better than ISU, K State & byu. You truly believe yourself, but you're wrong.
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