Father, Army Veteran, 🚔 and DILLIGAF extraordinaire

Humboldt County, Ca
Replying to @Dexerto
She seems like an asshole
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Did she really delete her account after this? Lmfao
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Replying to @Dexerto
Welcome to a year ago
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Replying to @edwiin @KEEMSTAR
Because keem has to side with faze.
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The shotguns are one of the best parts of the game. You just suck
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Replying to @Dexerto
That stuff tastes absolutely disgusting
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Replying to @Breaking911
He also said mandating the jab wasnt going to happen on any level and look where we are with that.
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Replying to @armedhippy4
I love how people are pissed at this clear sarcasm
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
In my 11.5 year LE career, I've been shot at, shot back, been in hundreds of violent fist fights, been stabbed, on swat, off swat, and involved in several other crazy calls. In no way do I buy that a 51 year old cop that could retire any day just blanks himself over what happend
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Replying to @OccupyDemocrats
Reported for false information and misinformation
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Replying to @Twitch

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Is Joe going to set up missilery and tanks for his inauguration? He’s really going all out on his CCP Swear In isn’t he?
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Replying to @VincentCrypt46
Ok fuck this! Under no circumstances is it OK to share a procession with a song about an officer down as a Political video. No side is OK to do that and show disrespect to whichever fallen officer this was for
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Replying to @catturd2
“United”
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Replying to @ChanelRion
I’d take the 30 million and pay some bills and move all my shit to Texas
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Replying to @Ninja
Why does what type of gun it is matter? A gun is a gun when it's pointed at you.
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The only people that have mentioned camps is the left.
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WW3 has been raging for over a year at this point. It’s just not the conventional war we’ve seen in the past.
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
For the people that aren’t familiar with the 9th Circus, they are the liberal test run court. This ruling is to see what kind of pushback they get. If not overturned at the SC level, we’ve lost our country to the fullest extent
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Replying to @Ninja
I’d love to sit in a DM or a call and just have this debate with you @ninja. 6 yrs army with multiple deployments, 11.5 yrs law enforcement all the way to SGT. Since you know policing is love for you to educate me on responding to conflicting reports both involving a weapon
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Replying to @ScooterMagruder

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Replying to @Breaking911
I knew the feds were keeping an EYE on this guy.
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Replying to @Dexerto
I mean congrats to her for being a good daughter. But honestly this is just her way of flexing that she’s wealthy, and looking for approval from strangers.
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Replying to @ArtThePatriot_
She got what she asked for lol
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Replying to @Allegiant
According to experts, you allow your staff to bully your customers for something written on a mask. Play I’m pretty positive lying about @FAANews regulations doesn’t fall within your policy. Please let us know when this employee is fired.
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Your sack of human shit! I hope you’re fired from @MSNBC and their credentials for the White House are revoked for how disgusting of a human you are
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Can I report the suspicious person that’s been stumbling around the White House for the last year? He seems to be lost and can’t manage walking up a flight of stairs without falling, and can’t form coherent sentences.
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I’m not even a Niners fan but I’d have to say Deebo, Aiyuk and CMC
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Bro, if she’s black then so is my white ass
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Possibly done for a good reason
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Replying to @Breaking911
Notice if he was of a different race we would’ve known everything about this guy yesterday, right down to his locker combo in high school
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Then you’re not paying attention
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Holy shit , you’re a lunatic
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Replying to @Breaking911
If I was Biden, I’d be more worried about the assault staircase on his planes
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Replying to @FastmanR @Dexerto
Yes, that’s exactly what it is. And my opinion is that shit is gross.
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
Several questions. 1. Why did you lie and say face time when it’s clearly a text exchange? 2. Why do you have your 4 year watching the news, especially about murder? 3. Why is you son in a dress with a giant bow in his hair?
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Replying to @Breaking911 @CIA
Is there a video of her farewell speech? I’d like to see her alive and not in custody
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Replying to @VincentCrypt46
3 does from@medical emergencies and they’re trying to pass them off as riot related
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He wasn’t top 5 at either position
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Replying to @NFL
Man advances on police with gun his mom told cops was real, and gets shot after he refused an hour long standoff. Yep, sounds like we should honor him 🙄
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Replying to @tim_maliyil @POTUS
Are you the jerk that wished death of somebody just because he isn’t on the same political side as you?
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
Gee that plane looks like the one from your last tweet. Wonder why? Safe travels Matt! Keep us in the know brother
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Replying to @SuperKingofBros
I had no clue Riddle was banging Bhad Bhabie

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Replying to @RealMattCouch
During my decade law enforcement career I watched countless people commit perjury and be remanded immediately, cops canned immediately for evidence mishaps. But I’ve also seen cops be found to tip off warrants and still be employed.
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Replying to @Myth_
At least you didn’t yeet a cat
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Replying to @Breaking911
Oakland is bankrupt too. Lmao
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Watch liberals now all of a sudden love oil projects.
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Replying to @WWE
Easily Jey’s best singles match. Why didn’t you book him like this with the title instead of the crap you gave him?
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Replying to @KurtBenkert
Or the day before world war 3 kicks off
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Replying to @catmandu13
This you?
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Replying to @MooshMann
How about people play whatever they want and not be persecuted over playing a video game? It’s a flipping game for crying out loud.
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If I had to guess I’d been torn between Ted Cruz or @GenFlynn
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Shouldn’t it be “worst” not “worse”? Looks to me like he needs to study the curriculum he’s supposed to be teaching instead of twitter classes.
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Replying to @Actress_Paglu @WWE
Airplane
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Replying to @catturd2
Time to feed the war pig ladies and gents. War by the end of the year is pretty much confirmed with this one
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Wasn’t it a woman cop that barged into a black mans apartment and killed him while eating ice cream? Your argument doesn’t hold water
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Replying to @Breaking911
Crazy since no other company is having issues getting in and out of DFW
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You understand this means we will be going to war in the Middle East within the year?
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Replying to @dweebs193
What @EmmanuelAcho means is the team isn’t unified and a team. They’re individuals out there that have no leadership outside of Dak. That’s what is telling
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So did you tell him the truth and then explain that the neighbor isn’t a horrible human just because they’re white? Or did you ignore the glaring problem and leave him to continue to be terrified for no reason?
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What about these lovely women over the summer?
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Replying to @Breaking911
Tell them to find Pelosi first and show us she isn’t in jail.
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So you withheld evidence of not 1 but 2 homicides for years. But now that he spent some of your coin it’s time to report these horrific crimes? Not to be a dick here, but I hope you get arrested with him.
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Luda? Try Prince Akeem

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Replying to @imanusmc @Annakhait
Not yet. I had the strangest calm wash over me yesterday morning. I even posted about when shit goes down the lights goes out. Lights went out in 2 major spots last night. Nancy trying to turn the military was the final piece
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Jerry Jones just took over the mavericks front office.
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Replying to @ReutersFacts
You guys continue to fact check memes that are even marked as such. It’s honestly awesomely hilarious at this point
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You don’t find it weird that they didn’t do this when the diary was in the limelight last October? 13 months later here we are randomly executing warrants on a guy who they know no longer had it and didn’t even try to publish it? That’s not normal investigation process
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
Look at the time stamp. It’s from the future?
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Replying to @TGrogan268173
Start a fight and then run to the cops? Man stfu
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Replying to @JoeyTarzia @JoeNBC
Guess what is needed to retrain an entire department?
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Replying to @KittyLists
He’s scared as shit. Look at that body language. Timid, hunched over and behind not in front of his “asset”. He’s fidgeting his fingers. Just on edge
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What virus? I haven’t heard anything about since last Weds
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I was expecting something way worse looking. Prayer up for Dubose
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Here's my question and concern as a former cop. These men went up and talked about how they're now suffering from mental health crisis and ptsd, and still employed and actively working and in possession of firearms. Shouldn't they be retired out and removed from the public?
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What system? They’re making their own decisions in life and clearly they’re not doing well in that department
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Replying to @DonutOperator
Don't worry Donut. The almighty @Ninja has addressed the issue lmao
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Replying to @VincentCrypt46
I hope that chick knows this isn’t a cop. It’s my homeboy CJ Rawson. He’s an ex-con that’s doing huge things to turn his life around with comedy. Fucking hilarious dude
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Then how do you feel about the presidents private conversations, or his wife’s? I bet you cheered those on and still think Melania hates Christmas and blasted it all December
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Replying to @VincentCrypt46
At this point, I’m hoping he gets so pissed over tonight that he pardons @GenFlynn just because
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Replying to @jasonhpeace @WWE
Like all your tweets and takes
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Replying to @RealMattCouch
It feels like@he’s about to announce it bro!
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Replying to @xDeadpaw @Dexerto
Gears and Fortnite made his career. At least know the dude’s background if you’re going to talk shit
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Replying to @GCISD @CmsColts
You should probably monitor your teachers instead of the weather
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Replying to @GehlkenNFL
Don’t forget Aiyuk bear hugging Micah on the TD run.
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Replying to @blurredowt @dakotaz
Yeah heaven forbid you learn how the rest of the players did
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What words did they use that are threats?
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Why would you wish death over opposing views?
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The amount of people in favor of pedo crimes just to thumb their noses at Anon? You realize locking these sick people up is a good thing right?
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But most of the people killing black folks aren’t white. So hopefully you cleared up that falsehood as well.
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Replying to @catturd2
I’m still waiting for somebody to explain how voter ID is racist, but a driver license isn’t.
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You don’t seem to worried about mental health or protecting kids from bullies.
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Oh really?
‘The lead Secret Service agent in charge of Trump’s detail on J6 will testify that Trump did not try to commandeer his suburban during the riots, thereby contradicting testimony from former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson on Tuesday.’ By @PaulBois39 breitbart.com/politics/2022/…
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Replying to @whatever
What’s funny is Rae even admits Emily was starting shit In her comments.
Replying to @cinnabrit
The way Emily was so prepared to fight this man even though he kept reaching into his pockets will be scarred in my memory forever. They tried to protect us and were so brave. Can you and Rosie stay with us 🥹
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You still don’t point it at people and put your finger on the trigger. Or did you already forget Alec Baldwin smoking somebody due to the same shit excuse you’re using here?
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Replying to @Glenbrook_south
Great examples for the kids of your school. Your board members openly cussing parents voicing concerns. Way to go.
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