shoegazé and arguing with strangers • alliteration elitist • time thief • plate tectonic accelerationism • classically trained noise artist • 1231

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Summer means I have more free time. Who needs a song mixed or some guitar session work done?
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Replying to @CaelanConrad
Closest I can find is the company her manager belongs to has offices in Saudi Arabia and UAE, but that's a pretty loose connection
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On the plus side if he's done anything wrong that's eating him up inside, he'll likely think you know and tell you
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Replying to @Ancommiey
Dude's TV is gunna need replacing when his oven is done preheating
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ACAB includes people who police other people's spiritual autonomy
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Fun fact! We aren't attracted to butts as much as we're attracted to the curvature of the spine as it leads into the butt
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Replying to @g_abe0
Honestly that anyone's mind went there says more about them than it does about you
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Replying to @keepaustinnasty
I use self checkout so I can "round down to charity" if you get my meaning
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Replying to @facetedcarapace
It makes sense when you find out this was their dad
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Replying to @SwampCommunist
Luke literally said "I can't see a thing in this helmet", yet we're surprised stormtroopers can't aim?
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Replying to @BisqueBoi
Remy isn't a monster, it's capitalism that's the monster
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Replying to @FrottingIDK
Dammit, they found out that trains are wokeproof
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Replying to @BranPuffin
"Pipeline"? It's really more of a coupler
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Replying to @LolOverruled
That's why I always try to act sketchy when I'm not stealing. I've gotta dilute their attention
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
Just the resigned shrug of "really?" is incredible
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Replying to @terminallyOL
Also, plants are hermaphroditic. Poison Ivy is canonically a plant
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Replying to @Billblizza51590
Please tell me this will set a legal precedent that helps prevent event threat of citation in the future
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Replying to @Leannenist
Conservatives only know crash economy, wife left, and lie
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Replying to @Autistic_Lauren
The dad: well I try to be as patient as possible, but if ever I feel like I'm going yo yell, I just go play with my model trains, that usually calms me down
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Replying to @commie_trucker
He shouldn't get fired, he was defending himself. The customer kept escalating it, and the customer swung first. Employee didn't even swing until after 3 shots, and the customer would be lucky to not be charged with assault(especially with WI allowing SYG in instances like this)
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Great news is always so bitter sweet
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
Don't worry about it kitten
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Not tryna post child gore here, but I don't think they know what "saving" means
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Replying to @hausofdecline
My partner's mom and her partner both look exactly like Lucy and Peppermint Patty and I've never been able to not see it
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Shrek is my 3rd favourite star wars movie
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Replying to @gregthesorcerer
Do you have any idea how expensive a chainmail gloves is? I'm just not gunna hokd onto the blade rungs
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Replying to @MarxistLaw
Isn't gay marriage illegal in "israel" lmao
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Replying to @lllliatttt
I saw someone a week or so ago say that leftists aren't engraving our bullet casings because we can't keep it succinct enough to fit on a casing and still be legible
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Replying to @Zeronelite
Fuck, if I see someone shoplifting, I'm running interference. Go a few aisles over and knock over a candy display
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Replying to @MyPillowUSA
DON'T BUY! I got one and it keeps cutting eye holes into my pillowcases
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Community note confused climate with weather lol
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Replying to @Anarchitect918
Call me the chief executive orificer the way I'm giving global head
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Okay but are you really surprised?
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Replying to @facetedcarapace
The US army is so white these dipshits can't even march in time
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Replying to @esjesjesj
Didn't she use a fountain pen? Why is this even a question lmao
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Replying to @TheAntifaTurtle
It also kinda implies that people with glasses are transphobic
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Replying to @sanguisugabogg
"I'm subservient to ronnie radke" is a weird thing to say about yourself, even as a nazi
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Replying to @scrumble_eggs
Tbf even before the drugs he always had a lot of energy, especially for a guy his size
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Couldn't be elon, I'm pretty sure he doesn't know how to ride a bike
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Replying to @_Ayaan
Wanda uses chaos magic and Jean can disassemble people on a cellular level. Superman is vulnerable to magic and batman is made of cells.
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Replying to @terminallyOL
His lunch debt was so bad they wouldn't give him food. He ate a box of crayons, and this was the result
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Ah, so you're just historically illiterate and incapable of understanding context. You should get that looked at
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And I'm saying this as an agnostic/atheist who was raised baptist. There are social benefits to cultural and spiritual practices. As long as your spiritual practices aren't harming innocents, practice away
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Replying to @HEXXUM__
I once spent 3 hours trying to find out if the jingle my dryer played was copyrighted or fair use. Game recognize game
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Strawberries arent berries, even tho it's right in the name
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Well, probably just licensed merch versions
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So you forced your daughter to detransition? Do you feel proud to know that your daughter died because you couldn't accept her?
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Replying to @ismslinehan
Mike also looked like he was holding back a lot too
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What you're describing is rape.
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Replying to @OperHealAmerica
The Bible calls the outfit you're wearing a sin(mixed fabrics), but I guess that means your opinions don't matter
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It's been a lot more than that. They've got about 7 hours left
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Replying to @g_abe0
People see child and consent and fill in the blanks themselves
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Especially without context this is nothing. In high school, me and my friends would literally pick each other up and run down the hall. We were basically kidnapping each other. It was always funny
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Replying to @anarchoboognish
9/11 was a single day in history. Chattel slavery was hundreds of years of systemic abuse, with repercussions that exist to this day. Fuck this dumb fucking false equivalent
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Yeah, we know you don't care how language and communication work. If you did you'd know the difference between nazis and socialism
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Replying to @BlightYoakam
Wow, a shitty vocalist likes shitty vocalists, what a surprise
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Replying to @afrocosmist
As much as I realize this is semantics, it's not really a prison. Prison would imply they're accused of a crime. This is really more of a concentration camp
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Ah, so you're just waffling about without any real point or purpose.
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Libertarians showing once again how quickly they resort to fascism
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Replying to @CocaineHousecat
F is for friends that do stuff together R is for U and Me IENDS is for anywhere(and so on, I forget the rest)
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Why would I be put in a gulag? Because you don't understand language?
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Behold, a woman!
If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.
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Replying to @theserfstv
And also I'm pretty sure crossing into someone else's lane is a DQ
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Replying to @factsandfire
Yeah, comparing atrocities is never fruitful. Oppression isn't a competition to win, its a system to overcome
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Replying to @lexioni15
Most people in the crowd can be heard saying "we're gunna go shopping", but the wrecker filming was trying to push a narrative. Also, you sure you're straight, Mr "Bear Champion"? 🤨🤨🤨
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Replying to @ComradeOhio
Mark couldn't have keyed the car, he was helping me rearrange my pedalboard at the time
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Replying to @Ancommiey
Also, the US only uses imperial for the public. Every international business and even the military all use metric because it's easier for international dealings
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Replying to @TheAntifaTurtle
Well, she's got my vote
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Weird, I'd heard that the victims were all locals and not tourists
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Replying to @LolOverruled
Hey you uncross Tom the clock is still ticking
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Replying to @LolOverruled
Lolo, you're going to have to be a little more specific than that
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No, I said you're waffling about without making a point. Posting an irrelevant gif isn't a point
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
Guy who was born during the invasion of Vietnam mad at guy who wrote a song about how frustrating it is that all his friends were drafted to go invade Vietnam
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Karen, you're talking to a woman.
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Replying to @TheWapplehouse
Nathan For You wasn't a character, it was a warning
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Replying to @LolOverruled
That's not my ENTIRE plan, okay? THIS is my entire plan
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Replying to @infinitethird
Betty White was a great example in a different way. Only she would have the comedic timing to be on the cover of several magazines for turning 100 and then die a few weeks before her 100th birthday
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Replying to @GoodVibePolitik
Are you willing to take suggestions? Because I'm incredibly petty and enjoy encouraging pettiness. For instance, Palestinian flags hung in all the windows that face them
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Replying to @LolOverruled
Jury selection needs to be livestreamed
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Got engaged last night, wife guy era incoming
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Replying to @ThirstyAssAlt
Bestie, the boycott
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Replying to @AndrewHilaryUS
As a plate tectonic accelerationist: No.
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Rush Limbaugh used to openly do that on his radio show. We *know* they laugh at our deaths
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Replying to @RafaelRoden
Lift up this ratio, lib
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Replying to @ShriekingNoises
A bit counterintuitive, but stiffness is often associated with hypermobility. It stems from your muscles overcompensating for your joints. Especially at your height, if you have a heart murmur and astigmatism, you should ask your doctor about marfands
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Replying to @LolOverruled
My step brother was balding at 19. Biebs needs to get with the times
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Replying to @ShriekingNoises
Sounds like you have some degree of hypermobility. Stretching won't help, you need to practice creating tension in your muscles and joints when you use them
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Replying to @anarchoboognish
I was scrolling too fast and thought this was Bill Clinton and Jeb Bush
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Replying to @GoodVibePolitik
Spray adhesive works well too, and it's quick as hell
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"Communism doesn't work. I also don't understand anything about communism and I never want to"
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Replying to @terminallyOL
The only thing I don't like about furries is I kinda find the theatre kid energy a bit much sometimes. But also there's some projection there that I'm aware of bit unwilling to address
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Replying to @JeanGreige
Whaaat? The white guy who writes movies just so he can say the n-word and stare at women's feet lives in the state that houses racists and sex pests? Who could've possibly guessed! (I also just found out the other day, but it really isn't surprising)
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250 words an hour? That doesn't seem like a lot lol
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A reminder, this isn't just my pfp, it's my philosophy, and it sure as shit better be yours too
I can't stress enough the importance of acting out against this. Not just speaking out. That's not enough. You hear some homophobic or transohobic shit, it's on sight, you hear me?
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Cops have had helicopters for decades, wym?
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Replying to @based_eva
What's wrong with the graphussy?
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Replying to @TheExiledDuck
Tbh I was expecting them to call it "afab" or some bullshit, which tbh, if it didn't mean what it means, would be a good name for a club
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Definitely a community note to be proud of too
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Replying to @deershouldnt
Well why'd they put the road where the deer is standing? Seems like a planning issue
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