▪️friendly neighborhood leftwing extremist ▪️ NYT Best-Seller “I Survived Capitalism and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt” ▪️ Host of “Pick Me Up I’m Scared”
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Every four months on Twitter a new group of weirdos discovers I exist and then desperately tries to prove I’m rich, I’m a demsoc, I’m a hypocrite, or I hate queer people. So we do the dance.
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In 4th grade I tried to teach myself “how to be human” by replicating the tv show Friends. I did a peer survey and asked my classmates who their favorite character was. Phoebe won, so I spent the entire summer studying her and entered 5th grade AS Phoebe.
why don’t autistic people make behaving appropriately and predictably in social situations their special interest
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Sometimes you stumble across things on the internet that make you acutely aware you grew up poor bc what
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It’s come to my attention that a lot of people do not realize they are Nazis
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Oh you mean like…you help her move and hang up shelves in her new place and buy her drinks when she’s broke and comfort her when she’s upset about a guy? Yeah that’s called just being her friend dipshit I do all that for the women im friends with too.
Thing a lot of people who haven't been direct friends with a girl don't know is that after a little while of being platonic friends with a woman your relationship melds into you functioning as her de facto boyfriend, while she is "not your girlfriend"
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Cool apparently half of our country has a weather pattern I’ve never experienced that they call “the devil is beating his wife” which is a phrase I do not fully understand but yeah the country that’s 3,000 miles across is a monoculture bc Hardy’s why not
Americans think cultural differences is having a different type of burger chain in the next state over😭
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Stop saying “Jews” when you mean Zionists. Judaism is not the same as Zionism. The most ardent Zionists I know of are white Christians like Joe Biden. Jewish activists shut down grand central yelling “not in our name”. Stop conflating the two.
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60% of house democrats just voted AGAINST impeaching Trump, for all the liberals out there still thinking the Democratic Party will save them
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I wish we did not live in a world with such callous brutality. 19 years old, being identified by the shape of his teeth.
A family was able to recognize the remains of their martyred son from the shape of his teeth..
His name is Mahmoud Abd Rabbo, he was 19 years old, & he is one of hundreds who the IOF killed & left to completely decompose in the streets of Jabalia.
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Sometimes you just gotta dye your hair black, take out the nose ring, and get a job. It’s hard enough finding work already, you don’t need to die on the hill of “my hair has to be blue while I do it”. This is what I looked like for years of my life because I needed to pay bills.
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My least political friend recently asked me if I’ve seen “that” video and when I asked which she pulled up Kamala Harris on tv saying we had no military in active duty warzones & the camera panned to a group of soldiers watching from a tent saying “then where the fuck are we?!”
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Communists defeated the Nazis btw. They want you to believe defeating Nazis is just as bad as being a Nazi. I wonder what could come of that rhetoric. Hm.
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For those wondering it worked pretty well, I definitely became more popular. If you’re struggling socially I can 10/10 recommend just becoming Phoebe Buffay from Friends for a while.
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Liberals are finally saying the quiet part out loud. How do we feel about this?
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Do you have the same feelings about Wyoming
Community note
This is not an accurate comparison because Wyoming has 2.7% the population density of North Korea.
Wyomingians also enjoy 283,399 kWh energy per capita compared to North Koreans' 697 kWh per capita, or roughly 40,660% more.
worldpopulationreview.com/states/wyoming
worldpopulationreview.com/countries/nort…
statista.com/statistics/183…
worlddata.info/asia/north-kor…
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Idk who needs to hear this but people who organize IRL are often told not to post about what they’re doing online, or to only post in a limited and vague way. You don’t know what people do off the internet and that’s on purpose.
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Am I understanding this Cory Booker situation correctly - it was NOT a filibuster? Like it wasn’t actually to DO anything material? That can’t be real, am I missing something? It was just symbolic protest for the media?
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This is not supposed to happen in a sanctuary city, for those of you outside of LA. This is a direct breach of city policy.
Here’s video evidence that LAPD was not only securing the perimeter for the ICE / HSI raids, they were also inside the facility during the operation.
Lying ass @LAPDHQ said they were “not involved in the immigration enforcement”… what does this look like to you?
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You guys remember a few weeks ago when a bunch of freaks proudly proclaimed that genocide wasn’t a red line for them, then tried to act like they had moral high ground over the rest of us? That was fucking weird.
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This has been one of the wilder realizations when talking to Zionists — one told me to show them Palestine on a map before 1948. I sent them 3 different maps dated 1800-1947, and an excerpt from Othello dated 1603. I think Zionists genuinely were taught Palestine did not exist.
are the dirty z!onists going to call Anne Frank antisemitic aswell??
Community note
Anne Frank lived during the time of the British Mandate for Palestine, after the fall of the Ottoman Empire. It was a geographic area named and controlled by the UK on a temporary basis. Therefore, it was customary to refer to the region as Palestine from 1920 to 1947. time.com/3445003/mandat
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I’m sorry but if I legitimately thought a man might murder me every time I ordered food delivery I just would not order food delivery lmao not worth the risk. This is how I know you’re all full of shit. In no scenario would I risk death for chili fries.
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You mean the video of the random man telling the tanks to go back to the square to commit violence and them saying no we won’t do that and then them having a few awkward moments of exchange before the man walked off safely?
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“In the battle between communism and fascism I am a secret third thing: a useless performance artist”
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Dating as a communist is so funny. My friends will reject men because they aren’t over 6 feet tall. Meanwhile I’m ghosting someone because I got sus vibes about their ~tone~ when discussing Taiwan.
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Honestly shocked at how many people don’t realize some jobs have dress codes? I’m happy some of you found jobs that let you look however you want but I still have friends wearing turtlenecks to work in 80 degree weather to cover up their neck tattoos so they don’t get sent home
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I just got offered $3,500 to make one TikTok about how "flexing your muscles at the ballot box" is going to stop Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation. Meanwhile, Heritage Foundation trustees endorse Kamala Harris and Trump both, and Obama's healthcare plan came from Heritage.
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I get the blue maga thing now guys sorry it took me so long to fully understand but I get it now and WOW they are really something
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Gotta hand it to the democrats — convincing people it’s actually white privilege to not vote for the people committing ethnic cleansing is WILD work and they somehow pulled it off lol
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My most boomer opinion is that I’m sick of people using the word “trauma” to describe pretty normal but unfavorable life experiences. At first I thought we were all being intentionally hyperbolic for fun, but now it’s getting weird.
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Born and raised Californian here, let me remind you: what’s happening in LA is happening under democrats no matter how much Gavin Newsom and Karen Bass try to say otherwise. LAPD is not supposed to cooperate with ICE yet they are cooperating AND violently mauling protestors.
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Do liberals just hate Trump because he’s tacky? Bc I know they don’t care about anyone’s policies when under Biden homelessness went up 12%, deportations went up 250%, military spending went up 14%, and billionaires wealth went up 88% but they all still loved Kamala.
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A lot of you guys are not gonna wanna hear this but I stopped being an anarchist after high school bc the more research I did, the more I realized the people I called “tankies” had been historically right about like everything. I just hadn’t done enough research yet to know it.
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I don’t think enough people know that it is quite literally illegal to say anything good about North Korea in the south. Like, last year a 68 year old man in the south was sentenced to prison time for saying nice things about the north. bbc.com/news/world-asia-6754…
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There’s definitely no reason strangers approach me in public in other states and instantly ask if I’m from California or New York based on my appearance alone probably just a coincidence. Definitely does not get weirder when they hear my accent, also.
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I have been to barcelona and madrid and can assure you the cultural differences between New Orleans and San Diego are infinitely more significant. A better example on your end would have been Valencia and Bilbao, but there’s a reason Basque Country wants autonomy lmao
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Anybody minimizing genocide as a teeny issue needs to be called a psychopathic freak and shut down. This shit is insane. You guys are literally nazis at this point. Wtf is wrong with you all
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"A 3rd party can't win president" okay & don't you think that's a problem showcasing our lack of democracy in the US? If you refuse to vote for genocidal monsters wouldn't you at least want to help a 3rd party secure 5% of the vote to give them future funding & ballot protection?
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Another Boeing 777 incident. This time 30 people were injured and 1 man was killed. How are these things still in the air?! Boeing is literally MURDERING people
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So yeah I think it’s safe to say the democrats lost this one themselves bc she is demographically the person the whole Kamala is Brat thing should have worked on and even she was like “I think the republicans are evil, but the democrats are liars?” So she did not vote.
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I think maybe the younger vote blue no matter who crowd doesn’t realize this but by asking us to vote for a candidate Liz Cheney endorsed you’re asking us to vote for the very people we spent years in our youth protesting and trying to take down at all costs. It’s not happening.
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Liberals trying to own communists for having jobs will never not be funny to me. They really think they’re doing something, too.
perennial reminder that this anti-electoral "based edgelord leftist" or whatever is a Nike digital advertising strategist whose passion is “helping business owners drive results”
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What stage of capitalism is it when the whole store has to be locked up because nobody can afford to buy anything so everyone just has to steal everything instead
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I made a vid about North Koreans living in the south who try to return. Someone said “I lived in South Korea helping defectors and you are SO wrong” so someone asked her what people from the north really thought and she said “well they all have Stockholm syndrome…” lmao
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“Lying” and it’s me sharing screenshots of actual offers i got from this company Vocal Media lmao fec.gov/data/disbursements/?…
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I’m gay and i dont think we should be trying to steal Burkina Faso’s gold so what now
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Why would you admit you’re an antisocial weirdo so publicly like this lmao you could not waterboard this out of me
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Few things capture the ominous horror movie vibe of the U.S. but these get close lol
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The weirdest thing about the blue maga people is they don’t know they’re the blue maga people. They call themselves “leftists” or “progressives” and tell you “I don’t like it either BUT…” but I think they do like it! They are gleeful in their accusations!
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You get called a fed because you’re getting paid from the National Endowment for Democracy, the CIA’s NGO that’s funded with FEDeral money to do work for the FEDeral government. Don’t pretend to be daft now lmao
i get called a fed and sent death threats for simply existing as a taiwanese and supporting ukraine, tibet, east turkistan, hong kong
and i get called a chinese spy and terrorist and sent death threats for simply existing as a taiwanese who supports palestine
thanks guys 👍
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Love when a Zionist is like “you love Hamas so much go to Gaza see how you like it” like my guy it’s a concentration camp nobody likes it that’s kind of the whole point like that’s why people are mad how did you miss this
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If the problem with third party candidates is that not enough people vote for them, isn’t the solution encouraging people to vote for them rather than telling people to vote for them less?
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I have genuine questions for all the liberals who think they know confidently what happens in “North Korea”: we both know you’ve never looked into this. Why are you so confident in your beliefs on this?
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Liberals always tokenize your identity to try to shame you into supporting them, then when you say no bc you don’t trust them, they mock that same identity mercilessly. It’s like clockwork. They’re violently racist, Islamophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, and homophobic.
Seeing some variation of this comment several times tonight is a good reminder that democrats are one failed election away from completely taking off the mask. They don’t need to pretend they’re not your enemy anymore.
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Brief list of things leftists have accomplished:
1. Slavery abolition
2. 40 hour work week
3. Civil Rights Movement
4. Environmental health reform
5. Free food programs
6. Public health clinics
7. Increased worker wages & safety standards
8. Armed defense against the KKK
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I gotta level with you guys before I got a large social media following I did not understand how fucking stupid most Americans are
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Idk how to tell you this but if your opinion about a geopolitical issue is nearly identical to the US state department’s you probably don’t know anything about that issue and everyone else is laughing at you
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When the love of my life died suddenly my friends came to my house, stayed with me for 2 weeks, held me while I cried, cooked meals, and cleaned for me. Sometimes, you will need people. It’s not transactional, but care should be mutual and I feel sad for how lonely you must be.
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Is this a fucking joke? He is making fun of a racist white woman in this tweet who implied his defense of Chinese manufacturing must be because he’s Asian and getting paid by the Chinese government. I feel like I’m losing my mind why are you all like this
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If you see me using soft lib language on TikTok shhh I’m trying to create an alt-left pipeline
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Genuinely wtf am I supposed to do when a liberal is like “I can’t believe republicans just cut 11 million people from Medicaid” like do we just nod and say “yeah that’s sad” or do we tell them 25 million Americans lost Medicaid access in August of 2024?
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The reactionary mind cannot comprehend that men are actually more likely to be the victims of random stranger danger crime than women and the most prevalent threat to the safety of women is intimate partner violence.
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It’s shocking how Democrats get away with painting every election as the “most important election” ever & how most voters don’t know that Project 2025 is just the name given to the Heritage Foundation’s mandate for leadership that’s come out every election cycle since 1980
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