Mock hypocrisy. Insult petty tyrants.

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Author of *Win Every Argument* shuts off the replies.
We all know - even his ideological opponents - that if this guy was born in America he’d be leading in the polls for the Democratic presidential nomination rights. Comfortably.
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Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha Hahahahaha hahahaha the fucking Washington Post.
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Waj here, is a journalist, you see. But the kind who personally attacks another journalist for publishing documents and a story he doesn’t like, and wouldn’t publish, because the people incriminated by it play for the same team he does.
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Replying to @NBCNews
Quite the different framing here.
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Replying to @APFactCheck @AP
“Psychology experts say the concept is not supported by evidence.”
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Replying to @kangminlee
Import the third world, become the third world.
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Replying to @koviebiakolo
Did you mean rich, famous and powerful peoples’ business?
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You discuss your sexuality with first graders?
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Replying to @RepSwalwell
In my whole life I’ve never known a single parent who would let their 4 year old watch a news segment about a goddamn mass murder.
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Replying to @ianmiles
For years we were told we’re supposed to blame whoever is president. I didn’t make the rules.
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Replying to @perlmutations
Hope you get through this, Ron.
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“There are 40.2 billion guns in America.” Member of congress.
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@karol: Boy, did you call this; right on the button.
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Y’all in England eat haggis, jellied eels, and kidneys, and you have baked beans with breakfast.

ALT GIF by Desus & Mero

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Replying to @WajahatAli
You can’t stand that he’s publishing documents which blow up your entire worldview - and deeply, profoundly incriminates the team you play for.
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Replying to @esjesjesj
A “conservative.”
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Replying to @esjesjesj
It’s a meme, you idiot.
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We have receipts, bro.
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Replying to @esjesjesj
China has one million people in concentration camps. You: “America is going back to witch trials,” lol. Just Lmao.
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Replying to @LeonardBriscoe3
There are 8 billion people on this planet and 11 of them would eat that.
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The people who call everyone Nazis….are the actual Nazis.
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I am now calling for a complete and total shutdown of gender queer theory in medicine until we can figure out what in the goddamn fuck is going on.
It's nearly impossible for gender ideology or queer theory to shock me anymore. But the paper this article is referring to revealed a new depth of derangement I hadn't yet fathomed. "Moral disgust" doesn't even begin to describe how it makes me feel. realityslaststand.com/p/is-t…
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Replying to @disclosetv
The government should run healthcare, they said.
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Replying to @TristanSnell
Are you going to be okay, Tristan?
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Replying to @CNN
Good work, @CNN.
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Hahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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The people she’s snarling at are the ones who’ll pull over and put her spare on if she has a flat.
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Replying to @ErikWemple
This the newspaper you work for, Erik?
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Even in junior high, we didn’t know our teachers’ first names. Your mission in a classroom is to teach a curriculum designed for the level of your students, not discuss your personal life or sexuality.
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Replying to @MeadowGood
Are...do...you make her wear it home like that?
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Replying to @Biaggi4NY
You’d never demand they get on a plane to go get American citizens held hostage in tunnels in Gaza released.
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Replying to @BillKristol
Is this the brand of dignity you’re looking for?

ALT Nancy Pelosi Reaction GIF by GIPHY News

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“It’s not some kind of hypersexual event.” ~ Ben Collins, NBC News ~
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Replying to @JohnJHarwood
John, I say this with all due respect and alacrity. You’re a fucking clown. You’re why people despise journalists. You’re everything you accuse others of being.
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Ah…I get it. Didn’t vote for him but “soul of a nation speech” by a guy who won’t even acknowledge the existence of one of his own grandchildren, blanketed with blood red lights & flanked by soldiers flown-in for the occasion. Good job, Sam. You keep workshopping this one.
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Replying to @ConceptualJames
What in the goddamn fuck is happening?
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Replying to @oliverdarcy
Just think of it as a mostly peaceful riot.
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Replying to @jamestalarico
Remember when you spent like a whole week telling everyone to wear masks & then you and all your colleagues crowded onto a bus & an airplane maskless & then you guys infected a bunch of people in Washington with COVID including White House staff & the Speaker’s staff? I member.
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Jesus fucking christ. One person complained. One. thenationaldesk.com/news/ame…
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Replying to @oliverdarcy
Hi Oliver. Here was your network covering Governor Cuomo when nursing home patients were dropping like flies because of his order.
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Replying to @feraljokes
I mean, get the vaccine. I did. But you can find tons of scientific evidence that vaccines cause viruses to mutate using the magic box in your hand. Things in nature wanna survive.
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It’s possible to read something that isn’t about Donald Trump without going “but Donald Trump.”
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Replying to @espiers
I have receipts showing that isn’t true. How many do you want?
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Replying to @GeorgeTakei
Enjoying the ratio of the millionaire sacrificer.
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Replying to @Slate
How it started. How it’s going.
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Replying to @MelissaRyan
Describing Jim Baker as just “another former Twitter employee” is both remarkable and hilarious. Anyway, your accusation is absurd and you’re a clown.
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Replying to @thedailybeast
Well, this is awkward.
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We just need some clarification on the rules your newspaper helped make, bro. Can you get back to us on that? Thanks.
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Replying to @chrislhayes
DeSantis: “Wear it you want to.” The Kids: 🔽
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Replying to @DialloNkechi
Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha!!
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Replying to @DamonLinker
Your daughter has a perfect role model in Amy Coney Barrett. Magna and summa cum laude, 1st in her law school class, exec editor of the ND law review, Fed judge by age 45. Working professional with a beautiful family. Brilliant jurist. Extraordinarily nice and decent person.
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Replying to @ianmiles
Everything’s fine. Congress is behind their border wall and the mayor painted letters on the street.
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Replying to @GovKathyHochul
Same cringe.
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We’re oppressed, goddammit.
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Replying to @Timcast
Thousand bucks says if China invades Taiwan, Visa and Mastercard ain’t gonna change a goddamn thing.
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I swear, if only people knew that wealth & resources created by Democratic Capitalists, in a Democratic Capitalist economy, & distributed by system called Federalism, they’d be shocked that socialism has never been a “part of this country,” & astonished at this level of stupidity
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The New York Times did not “bow to pressure” by Trumpers, lol. Name a single person of any stature who called for her ouster.
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Replying to @oneunderscore__
Didn’t give it to NBC News, you say? Huh, weird.
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Replying to @esjesjesj
Wow, it’s almost as if the framers didn’t want New York, Boston, and Richmond choosing presidents then, or New York, Chicago, and Los Angeles choosing presidents now. Fucking genius.
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Replying to @benshapiro
Incredible.
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Replying to @EmmaVigeland
You’re a bad person.
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Replying to @Acosta
Glad you got vaccinated, Jim. Also, why are you wearing a commemorative shirt to yourself?
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Replying to @Hegemommy
You’ve detached yourself from your own family members because they might not buy into progressives’ notions of “racial justice?” I’m disposed to guffaw, except this is the saddest goddamn thing I’ve ever read in my whole life.
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It also marks 1753 consecutive days of you tweeting about Donald Trump, lol.
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Replying to @GeorgeTakei
You’re worth 14 million dollars & I’d love to see you look a working single mom in the face & say this while she struggles to fill her gas tank & buy groceries, esp since we’re sitting on hundreds of millions of barrels of oil & devaluing the currency by printing too much money.
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Replying to @BillAckman @SBF
Call me crazy, but I think the Nigerian prince who keeps emailing me is telling the truth.
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Replying to @pslnational @pslweb
I mean, what else would a communist dictatorship responsible for a global pandemic that’s killed 6 million people in 200 countries say?
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Replying to @libsoftiktok
Hundred bucks says she’s “disabled” and can’t work, will eat herself into myriad health problems if she hasn’t already, leaving productive members of society to pay for her medications and hospital bills, in perpetuity.
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Replying to @jonathanchait
Given the current transmission rate of vaccinated people, why would anybody who is vaccinated care about the vaccination status of whomever else is in the restaurant?
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Replying to @Mauty480
People hate inflation, high gas prices, and a weak foreign policy.
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Tom, do you think @NBCNews will start reporting from the border on a regular basis like Bill Melugin does?
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Replying to @JayBilas
Jay: without a shred of evidence, you irresponsibly peddled a false story, and kept it up for days, even after others had reviewed the videotape, conducted interviews, and found nothing. Why would you do that? Will you retract anything or apologize? And if not, why not?
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Look at this and not laugh.
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Today’s Jenn Rubin: Criticism of Soros is blatant anti-Semitism. Yesterday’s Jenn Rubin: George Soros is a paid assassin.
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Replying to @strike_dr
Friendly reminder that that’s how communists get in power and stay in power. By stealing.
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Replying to @ObsoleteDogma
People going back to work, businesses reopening, isn’t job creation and no amount of simping for the administration is gonna change that.
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I can’t tell if she should be in prison or an insane asylum.
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Replying to @SomeWelder
But did she cross state lines?
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Replying to @rebel19
What if you’re a grown black person & haven’t read Roxane Gay, Kaitlyn Greenidge, Damon Young, Bassey Ikpi, Kiese Laymon, should you not raise children? If instead you’d read, Thomas Sowell, Shelby Steele, Condi Rice, & John McWhorter, should you not be raising black children?
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Replying to @PrestonMitchum
Can we attribute this person’s jerkiness to something other than the color of his skin? Or nah?
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Replying to @mcsquared34
Have fun paying for half of all the government you want, you economically illiterate chucklefuck.
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What in the goddamn fuck is this gonna do?
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Replying to @CNNOpinion
Paul doesn’t mention nuclear energy nor Europe’s renewed interest in coal-fired power plants. Weird.
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Replying to @CalebJHull
The Majority Leader of United States Senate while 15,000 American citizens are in grave danger trapped behind enemy lines, everybody.
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Replying to @SpencerHakimian
He doesn’t. It’s a fucking toast, dude.
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Replying to @JerryDunleavy
Remember when everyone was singing from the hymnal? I member.
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Replying to @GrayMichpoligal
Is there something you want to tell us right now?
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Our queen has been murdered.
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Replying to @FreeRosedark
It’s hilarious that you don’t know the genderfluid will be the first to get the wall once us liberty or death ballers go down fighting.
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Replying to @ClayTravis @Twitter
Prediction: You won’t get an explanation.
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He’s not joking, king. And no, a couple guys with wheelbarrows would be vastly more efficient.
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Replying to @theJagmeetSingh
This aged well; like a pint of buttermilk on a park bench in Phoenix.
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