Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
Dayton, OH
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I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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The men who died on Normandy’s beaches watching France do a transvestite Last Supper at the Olympics
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“Ok but why carbonite? Why not just take him out completely? What’s the thinking behind that?”
“CHOPA SO REEPA SOLO SA DU SCHUTTA AN JEE OOHHHOHOHO”
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“Reclaiming the flag” is hilarious considering y’all think anyone who flies it is a white supremacist
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Almost nothing pisses me off more than leftwing douchebags trying to rebrand WWII veterans as Antifa
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Fact checking JD Vance’s egg numbers after scissoring Kamala on national television is wild
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I always love the “this made up story confirms my politics are correct” genre of thinking
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One guy (Richard Reid) tried to light his shoe on fire twenty years ago and as a result we’re still taking our shoes off at the airport to this day. And you think we can go back to the way it was if we hit a number or get it to zero? Lmao man ok
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This sudden widespread enthusiasm for Newsom is astroturfed as hell and will evaporate just as quickly
🚨BREAKING: The Trump White House is in full-blown panic mode as Gavin Newsom surges in popularity.
They don’t know how to counter the momentum, can’t match the energy, and every press hit from Newsom is tearing down their narrative brick by brick.
Trump built a house of cards.
Newsom lit a match.
Let’s go.
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SpaceX literally saved stranded astronauts because no one else could do it. If you are this petty you belong nowhere near the levers of power.
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They call MAGA a cult and then turn around and fap to cringe shit like this within 24 hours of having their cheerleading chips swapped out, man I’m so tired
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You guys don’t get it, Putin declaring parts of Ukraine independent and then moving in with troops is him just walking into the delicate trap Biden has set for him. You will see. So thankful we have adults in charge again!
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This isn’t a boomer complaint, turning everything into a subscription so that you own nothing is objectively bad
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“It’s ok to let women crash ships because they’re learning” is just absolutely wild
I interviewed a female veteran who served as an officer on 🇺🇸 ships about this incident, and she shared an intriguing perspective I’ve never heard before.
She said that it took men centuries and thousands of shipwrecks to master commanding ships without major incidents, and we should expect some losses as women, who think differently, learn the ropes and gain that experience too doing it their way.
She said losses are to be expected and they are ok especially if there’s no loss of life.
She said we shouldn’t try to investigate this from a male perspective but learn lessons from a female perspective.
I didn’t include this in the article because I couldn’t figure out how to present it without sparking a DEI firestorm, but it’s a thought-provoking take nonetheless.
I kinda agree. Women do think different and this could become be a major tactical advantage for us but testing new methods and systems of thought comes with risks, especially at sea.
The question is, with our @USNavyCNO saying to be prepared for war in 2027… can we afford to test new methods and lose ships while mistakes are inevitably made in the learning process?
Or maybe with possible war looming on the horizon and so many great women already in command across our fleet… can we afford not to let them do things different and make mistakes?
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mf you are there you to steal my electronics not bread, if you wanted to steal bread you would do so from a store not my house, and I have zero idea what kind of drugs you are on or if you’re armed. Miss me completely with this made up scenario that never happens
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We didn’t forget that you all shit your pants and threw a tantrum every day for four years
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For all you “democracy dies in darkness” types, @DefiantLs was like an ombudsman for the big accounts that merely reminded them of their own past words when it was inconvenient. Right-leaning? Sure. Does that matter if you value free speech? It shouldn’t @twitter @twittersupport
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Senators represent states. The House is divvied up by population. How many times do we have to explain basic civics to you idiots
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Buddy, and I say this as respectfully as I can, you are killing nothing. You want the state and large groups to do the violence for you while you sip on your mocha latte and cower in your apartment manically refreshing Tumblr. If you desire civil unrest so much because you can’t get what you want at the ballot box, but are also too weak to actually take part in such unrest, then you need to understand you are part of the most cowardly generations in history. You will do nothing but hope someone else does something, this is why Luigi worship is so prevalent among your side. Soft, weak, shallow, and ultimately impotent. Good luck, bitch.
The ultimate source of political power is, and always will be, violence. If the present administration should continue on its course, there is no choice but war. I say this out of sorrow — when must we kill them?
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She’s the biggest boost the WNBA has seen in decades but their ideology is so strong they simply cannot help but dump on her
Caitlin Clark’s popularity is about ‘White privilege’ and ‘pretty privilege’: host of ‘The View’ trib.al/IVLQlhj
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They tried to sell “Critical Race Theory isn’t real” to a workforce who had to sit through HR sessions explaining the inherent sin of their skin color to stay employed and thought that they wouldn’t connect the dots to the implications for public education lmaooo
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So mad rn thinking about how with the $42 billion he paid for Twitter Elon Musk could have given everyone in America 10 million dollars instead 😤😤😤
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If someone says something online you don’t like and your first response is to find out who they are and try to get them fired from their job, I am sorry to say you are not the good guy
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“I’m cancelling Disney Plus because they fired Kimmel”
Homie you should have already cancelled Disney Plus because they fucked up Star Wars
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No one is doing this
People are calling US President Joe Biden 'badass' after a video of him emerging from Air Force One amid a heavy snowstorm went viral.
news18.com/news/buzz/badass-…
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All of his videos are like this, he gets really excited about trains and for some reason he does the bug eye head shot thing every time which always gets me, I love him
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Are you gonna be ok knowing there’s a black man who disagrees with your politics?
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In the American imagination, Jesse Owens and Frederick Douglass are always black. Please like and retweet.
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You have the balls to tweet this out after your wife is making jokes about ANOTHER assassination attempt? Get fucked, worm
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You understand there is a difference between offering grace to kids that post stupid shit in their teens, which is what Vance is referring to, and holding adult federal employees accountable for their present day actions and behavior right
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A guy will literally wish death on his opponent’s children and fantasize openly about shooting him and his party will just go “Yeah that’s bad but we really want power sooooo”
Absolutely disgraceful. These people cannot be allowed to be in positions of authority
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He also has a girlfriend so if you’re gonna hate chances are train guy is doing better than you
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Cover me, boys, I’m going in
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Lmao bitch is this you
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Holy shit guys, I thought the sarcasm was self evident (and to my OG peeps it is) especially with the clown GIF follow up tweet but MY LORD y’all need to lighten up lmaoooooo
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Thinking about how certain people were massively more outraged about a drone strike that killed an Iranian general who murdered Americans than they are over a drone strike that killed no one but civilians and children
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Sports guy using follower count as argument against something he doesn’t like is cringe as hell
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If you identify yourself as a conservative or on the right, and you can’t bring yourself to vote for Trump, I get it, I really do. Don’t vote for him if he hasn’t earned your vote. But if you’re rooting for a Harris victory to prove a point or worse, actively supporting and voting for a candidate and party whose platform and values are supposedly antithetical to your own, then you don’t hold the values you think you do, and don’t blame anyone who doesn’t take you seriously going forward
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I see the leftists found this, so let me reiterate- no you do not get to claim the valor and patriotism of the men who stormed Normandy as you throw Molotovs in front of your lawyers who will make sure you sacrifice nothing in service to your socialist bullshit
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The shooting suspect is a Democratic appointee, sit down and shut up you fat potato
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Imagine thinking Bill Burr gives a shit that some people are mad his wife flipped off Trump lmao
Breaking!
Bill Burr's career was murdered last night by his wife at a UFC event held at Madison Square Garden.
Be on the lookout if you see this rotten fat bitch as she is highly toxic and is rumored to have the power of extinguishing a persons manhood. Mr Burr lost his!
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George Conway somehow looks like a gayer version of Richard Simmons
.@gtconway3d: "I was out in Arlington, VA for the march with my corgi Clyde...Just in case we ran into Tom Homan, I had a bag of cash."
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The CDC now says you can dance if you want to, you can leave your cares behind, cuz your friends don’t dance and if they don’t dance they’re no friends of mine
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