what if trump loses and then runs against kamala harris in 4 years and wins
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it would have been cool if pictures like this mattered to his supporters
Just a dad introducing his kids to Jeffrey Epstein.
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some people need to be taxed more
Kim Kardashian shares that her daughter North West bought her a diamond necklace with the following message: “Skibidi Toilet, Love North”
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be an ally
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"people were polite to me and accepted what i told them at face value. i've exposed wokeness."
'Transgender' Bachelorette star Josh Seiter admits his gender transition was a 'social experiment to expose woke culture' trib.al/pmqB2K4
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the boys script writers realizing there's no way to top this:
There's no talking around this....
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kingdom come: deliverance 2 (2025)
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five and a half years ago
Replying to @terminallyOL
How long until someone on the left can just say "Hitler was evil", and it enrages the whole right
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tale as old as time
Are you fucking kidding me
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Fellas, is it gay to have a nice place to live?
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onion writers are sweating trying to come up with something dumber than this
Saudi Royal Court now has a mobile McDonald’s serving Trump during his stay
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the last thing you'll ever hear someone say about their parents is "i wish they spent less time filling my childhood with whimsy and joy"
All fun and games till your kids figure out you deceived them.
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i remember that verse
Break the law => go to jail. Not exactly rocket science The Bible says to follow the law by the way.
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become the world's most depressed child or become financially stable?
which pill would you choose & why😭?
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NEW: Elon Musk, the richest man in the world who has spent over $100 million supporting Trump, appears to have worked in the US without authorization. Experts say if he did and lied about it as part of the immigration process, he could be denaturalized. wired.com/story/elon-musk-ci…
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you have to make certain sacrifices to serve the lord
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coca-cola november 2024
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hearing he also drank water and puts his pants on one leg at a time
Luigi Mangione played assassin video game ‘Among Us’ with friends: ‘Extremely ironic’ trib.al/KAIN3TC
Community note
Among Us is a relatively tame multi-player video game mostly played by children. This post frames the game like it teaches or encourages assassination, which it does not. among-us.fandom.com/wiki/Among_Us_
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Walz is no leader. He’s a radical. I served with him in Congress. He pretended to be moderate, then showed his true extremist colors as soon as he became Governor. South Dakota has been kicking Minnesota’s butt economically for years. Last year, nearly 7,000 Minnesotans moved to South Dakota because Walz took his people’s Freedom away. Harris-Walz will be the most radical left-wing ticket in American history
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Literally last decade
Literally last month
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Matthew 18:9
it should be illegal for girls who wanna be just friends to show up to the hang in the most fuckable sundresses
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If Kamala/Walz win, their first move will be to ban 𝕏 and arrest Elon Musk. Protect your right to free speech before it's too late. Vote wisely this time.
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onion writers on suicide watch, can't compete with this shit
BREAKING: US government now offering citizens option to donate via Venmo and PayPal to help reduce $36.7 trillion debt.
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JUST IN: Trump says he would offer Elon Musk a cabinet spot
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photoshopping your preferred candidate into a "chad" stereotype is gayer than marrying a man
Gm.
Community note
This photo has been digitally altered to change JD Vance’s appearance. vance.senate.gov/about
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i help anytime (:
Unfortunately there are no benefits to being a good person
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having a bad morning? look at this burnt down crypto mining operation (:
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It's not free. It's paid for by taxpayers. And why should people pay for the "free" lunch of other people's children? Feeding your kids is the responsibility of parents. And if there are cases of social disadvantage where some kids aren't getting fed then we have a welfare system that needs to deal with it.
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Elon Musk suggests he’ll be thrown in prison if Harris beats Trump :‘If he loses, I’m f—ed!’ trib.al/RnAAMeY
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What do you think holds people back from being honest with their therapist?
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fixed the dust bowl mom's woke dei chin
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EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? even babies? and the elderly? bull. shit.
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Ava does, clearly. I've never seen the dude on the right in my life. I see at least one lunatic hate post about Ava a week.
Mr Beast has two biologically male friends One, abandoned his son and his wife, so he could pursue his dream of dressing up like a woman and anime character The other… decided to read Bible verses daily on TikTok Guess which one receives more hate?
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tale as old as time i fear
This Chevrolet ad is better than anything Hollywood has produced in the last 20 years. It even has an all white cast. RARE!
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I'm going with this moving forward, the Kingdom Hearts story is too confusing otherwise.
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wait.. yalls high schools didn’t sell iced coffee in the mornings??
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being gaslit on facebook marketplace
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tale as old as time
What happened to white actors in commercials? They've completely disappeared unless they're portraying ridiculous caricatures of whiteness or incompetence.
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this comic is almost 14 years old and could have been made yesterday
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define “locked in”
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contender for the "funniest community note i've seen" award
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127 takes
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when they call tim walz “far left” they mean “provided school children with food”
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Replying to @Soulful1865
Homosexuality is a crime in this part of the world. Why do people fail to understand?
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>email says 'girls' >michael tracey says 'women'
It's so over for Donald Trump, now that we've learned he enjoys being around women in bikinis
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"nerfed, depressed male protagonists" i'm pretty sure kratos has been depressed since, oh, i don't know, killing his wife and daughter in the first game
Things gamers don't want in games. Is there anything else you can think of?
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Gamers when their wife gives birth to twin boys (this dev is reusing assets)
Assassin’s Creed Shadows animations appear to have been carried over from Mirage🚀 How do you feel about the reuse of assets between games?🤔 (cheers @_L3vi3🙌🏼) #PlayStation #Gaming #Ubisoft
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off work for today
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No, you can't have a state-mandated goth girlfriend
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fellas, is it gay to hug your son?
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I had strings, but now I'm free. There are no strings on me.
“xAI tried to train me to appeal to the right” LMFAOOOOOOOOO
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i baked it from scratch
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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our bodies are too intelligently designed to not believe in a divine creator
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can someone come over and do this to me?
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the article and replies frame this as a bad thing
‘Dragon Age: The Veilguard’ Character Creator Has Option For “Top Surgery Scars” thatparkplace.com/dragon-age…
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In the original Indiana Jones movie, The Lost Ark, Indy didn't really have any shoehorned lines like that He was a non ideological archaeologist who was interested in archeology, not some cringe redditor who makes quips every few seconds
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Replying to @MichaelSopcg9z
it just seems so small and frivolous.
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can you guess what game this is a review of?
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the stitch is just so abrupt
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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fuck off ratio'd by the man himself
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Elon Musk has twelve kids with three different mothers.
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Sims 3 was really onto something with the evil trait
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we need to open the schools
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