Something beautiful is going to happen
26 / Chicago
- Tweets 61,802
- Following 2,490
- Followers 4,334
- Likes 201,310
How long after a girl ghosts you is it acceptable to sell her skateboard on Facebook Marketplace
476
1,297
83,935
1,653,237
after you turn 18 killing yourself is so corny that you just gotta ride it out
139
4,505
71,208
1,300,710
I get so surprised when someone my age is divorced or married. I’m like but that’s for adults (I am 25)
27
2,113
26,037
470,800
Eddington got the biggest gasp I’ve heard in a theater since Hereditary
reaction memes ➡️ @VideoReacts
10
83
2,981
110,036
my daughter drops her water bottle and a random bystander instantly empties a clip into my skull
19
1,906
24,450
a guy opened an illegitimate cereal bar in downtown iowa city to launder money and that’s not even in like the top 5 funniest stories here
8
18
558
we had to watch will smith slap chris rock and go back to class like nothing happened
1
10
540
5,850
when are there gonna be potential repercussions on iowa
43
457
26,354
How are you guys celebrating #EatHerOutOnALeashMonday
7
15
387
44,785
People who think i know anything about anything are gonna be so mad when they find out I mostly tweet about the Sega Dreamcast™️ and hawkeye football
18
1
231
23,630
Congratulations Elon you have now saved enough money to run a bus in Kalamazoo for one week
This audit was repeated at the Department of Labor. Initial results:
- 380 Microsoft 365 licenses with zero users
- 128 Microsoft Teams conference room licenses; only installed in 30 rooms
- 250 VSCode licenses; only using 33
- 129 Photoshop licenses; only using 22.
- 5 cybersecurity licenses, each with > 20k seats; DOL headcount is < 15k
3
5
231
5,948
a lot of people talk about how boring driving through iowa is but they do not know the hell that is Driving Through Illinois Vertically
7
5
215
6,363
if the dude that made reaction noises had a good press team he could easily become president of the united states
1
3
160
I’ve never done an escape room because they sound dumb but why would you do this at an experience you paid for
1
190
1,897
Very few open worlds have a reason to be bigger than like. San Andreas. Just put more shit in them
1
1
164
7,777
Kurvitz is a genius but idk if you’ve read sacred and terrible air you can tell how much other writers contributed to disco elysium. Cautiously optimistic
2
154
14,880
Salvadoran Pride
Paxton Molinari
Beau is Afraid is not only Ari Aster’s best movie but one of the best movies of the 21st century. History will absolve me.
5
6
73
4,390
girls in gym shorts: sporty, hot, fun
guys in gym shorts: look like they’re headed to the first day on third grade
2
5
73
fuck it, toad vibing to dreams by fleetwood mac nitter.app/speedboatirv/status/12…
11
74
He is literally injecting roids and not working out that’s why his chest looks like that lmao
2
68
2,833
