I don’t trust people who drive around alone with a breathing mask 😷
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Wish us luck, we got an interview with @ycombinator tomorrow 🍀🍀✌️
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Having fun with @getbananaapp #getbanana 🍌🍌🍌🍌 #launching in the @appstore next week
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Step 1 sell business for $800M.. then have enough money to turn back cellular time with doctors, trainers and private chefs that plan and test your results weekly.
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I had a call today with a VC I pitched over 14 months ago, he was very shocked we were still alive, not only alive but survived a pivot, developed an amazing product and discovered a massive market. Yes, he wrote a check this time. Perseverance, hard work and some luck 🍀 LFG!
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Haha my impression of @evanspiegel #snapchat You gotta try banana app 🍌 its hilarious 😂 @getbananaapp
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Is their a robot to tell me the ice cream machine is broken?
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It’s Saturday, both my banks emailed me in fear today, this isn’t good. Let’s not discuss bank runs over Twitter. 99% of the people talking about banks over Twitter have zero experience outside of this SVB event. Read the room and shut your mouth.
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Replying to @GretaThunberg
Something about this kid annoys me.. 😂
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Replying to @KHOU
All I can hear is the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme song at the end of this video
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@jayeskenazi @justinkan @msuster loving these snaps 100%
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Banana 🍌: Share funny selfie videos & photos with friends via @koridhandy on @ProductHunt producthunt.com/tech/banana
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Replying to @MattWalshBlog
You all realize you’re arguing over someone who as no effect on you or your life right? This is one persons perspective on her current life experience, this is her life, not anyone else’s so who really gives a dam about what she is doing, or not doing… worry about yourself, enrich your own life, and stop reacting to everything. Social media is rotting our lives.
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Replying to @alexisohanian
Oh geez, first off calling 911 for this type of crap should be illegal, secondly this guy needs to mind his own dam business and stop acting like he's god of the building amenities, run on your treadmill and go home.
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Replying to @justingordon212
Depends what you’re building but I would say 1. Burn 2. Churn 3. CAC Revenue might not be as important early on while you prove some assumptions that will drive revenue later.
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Replying to @barstoolsports
That guy in the orange just sweeping the leg on anyone running by him 😂
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That’s the 1%.. they use all the “I got stuffed in the locker in high school” anger to get ripped. Most the time, they are 120 pounds, messy hair, smell like old yogurt and wear the same clothes everyday.. but have $300,000 in a checking account. 😂
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Replying to @ABCWorldNews
Who is this? And who wears this to address a nation? She looks like she just finished her shift at Applebee’s
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Replying to @andrewchen
That’s super weird and lazy Hahahaha really don’t see this scaling
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What on earth is this? I’ve never made one of these in the history of my career, take the 4 extra minutes and create a digital prototype for Christ sake.. is this what people are being taught now?
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So this happened on the way home from the beach #BlackLivesMatter #Pride2017
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Fricken love this.. So talented babe.. I want this done to me..
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No big deal just racing @BillGates across the 520 float bridge, nice wheels dude! #10and2
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Replying to @spittinchiclets
This man knows the series is in trouble for Florida.
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Replying to @patrickc
These are probably all wrong answers.. if the same question was asked in 2000 I doubt anyone would’ve guessed dick pics, Instagram, FB, And fucken Tiktok
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Bunch of dorks wearing backpacks to the bar for happy hour. 😂
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Fast CEO is spending all the VC money doing dumb shit like driving race cars and boats, flying planes and traveling the world.. He tried to get me to come lead their design but I can’t follow such a detached leader of a company, he’s too focused on vacations and having fun.
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Replying to @ShaanVP
Turn off payroll and watch how fast every start talking on Slack 😂 Hahahahah JKJK don’t do that.
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Replying to @renatamerinobb
I quit my job to build my company and raise VC funds, but I’ve seen people hustling at night and can’t quit their job because of family responsibilities. So do what you need to do, raise when you’re ready not when you’re “hustling” that means nothing, it’s all about shipping.
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I do this too only because groceries are too expensive these days
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Wouldn’t it be cool if VCs told you exactly why they passed? I’m an adult that’s been through a lot of shit in my life; nothing a VCs going to tell me is going to “hurt my feelings” It’s actually great feedback I can use or laugh about.
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I see a lot of rich white dudes trying to check off their bucket list.
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@bertkreischer bro.. the Cabin is some funny fucking shit, love the shenanigans.. I want to visit you at the Cabin!!! Let’s fuck it up.. @netflix
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Ok but you and @netflix @PrimeVideo @hulu @nbc @AppleTV need to work it out because I’m not paying for 6 or 7 streaming services every month, it’s basically satellite TV again from 1998
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We switched from @SVB_Financial to @BankMercury and as a designer and product led founder I couldn't be happier. @immad great product !
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Real time client yelling “Make the logo pop”
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Replying to @DavidSacks
What’s strange is Warren Buffet has been shopping (stocks) like a 16 year girl with her parents credit card. Good time to buy of you can.
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Replying to @venturetwins
Definitely only nerds downloading it.. just for fun I showed it to a non tech friend and his exact words “What kind of virgin bait app are you downloading now?” 😂
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Replying to @sama
Guys probably the CEO of a company in that virtual world, man got a chance to hit reset.
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Replying to @ChrisJBakke
Dear investors we have a $3.48 ARR ... Investors: “is this millions” You: “No, this is in dollars”
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Replying to @nikitabier
Interesting test, turn off microphone permissions and watch the relevancy of the ads fall apart after a few weeks.. done it, AMA 😎
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Replying to @lennysan
I’ve found the best approach is make connections on Twitter with journalists. Tell them your story and why people need to know, or should care. It’s actually pretty easy, and it’s free, minus your time.
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Replying to @carolinecasson_
Lots of variables play into this. - Age - Financial responsibilities (kids..etc) - Location (cost of living ) Personally I think $135-150k is perfectly fine. Anything north of that should be discussed internally for communicating those extra requirements.
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Replying to @rrhoover
In an IRA.. Vanguard - $VTSAX / $VTI Fidelity - $FZROX Schwab - $SWTSX Providing an average annual return of 10.5% since 1926, the total 🇺🇲 stock market is as "safe" a long-term bet as you can make
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Replying to @awilkinson
Get out of bed immediately, turn on some relaxing but stimulating music, start a shower (hot then cold 20-30 seconds).. coffee followed by a 3-5km walk on the sea wall = Ready for the day
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Replying to @nikitabier
Oh you mean like now
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Replying to @TheRock
Just curious @TheRock when you fart do you say “do you smeeeeellllll what the rock is cooking”
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Replying to @roshanpateI
You can also travel across water too..
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Replying to @raisini @elonmusk
Is that a Poppins font? Never seen it for letter head type before.
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Replying to @SnoopDogg
the "Worf"
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Life Hacks: Once a month I take the bus and talk to old people, it only cost $2 😂 😂
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Very embarrassing, but Conner is such a class act the way he handled this, I’d definitely lose my shit 😂 “Get off my car, and leave me the fuck alone..”
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Zuckerberg hearing about TikTok…
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Pretty cool card @BankMercury thanks! 😎 @immad
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Next time a VC ask to my growth chart I will show them this lol #unicorn #investing #startups
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Replying to @awilkinson @prenuvo
Hahah yeah it’s only $2500.. only the wealthy will survive the future, how can we make this more affordable for reg family’s? I see a monthly payment option for $229.. sorry kids only 1 of you can get checked.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Underground super highways? Cool. At first I thought it was underground parking like the bat cave.
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I have a pretty easy job if someone wants to make money this weekend. I need a landing page built in @webflow The design is ready to go. DM me for details #Developer #NoCode
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Replying to @AlexH_Johnson

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This is why I don’t drink alcohol.. I have a glass of wine now and again, but booze is terrible.
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7 minute abs.. “but what if someone creates 6 minute abs?”

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Replying to @OilersJack
Good Ol Blck Frog pub.. Oilers embassy in Vancouver 😂
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Welcome to the city of the super woke
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How is @EdmontonJack not broadcasting the Oilers playoff?? This guy brings the most excitement and energy to the game, this is a huge miss @Sportsnet ..best guy gets the job, it’s not about diversity or affirmative action.
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Replying to @galeforceVC
I worked full time while building my last startup, then we closed a $400K seed and I quit my job.. some people don’t have the option to quit working because they’re monthly nut and family responsibilities are priority number 1.
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I just published “The Startup Story” medium.com/p/the-startup-sto…
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Replying to @Budgetdog_
Jay-Z?? Give me the dam money and stop asking silly questions
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Replying to @ericosiu
Just pick a niche and run, Example: you can be email marketing for Dentists and your product is really no different than Mailchimp. It's all in how you market and position your product. (Mailchimp isn't relatable to dentists)
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for those of you that DM'd me asking for the video.. here you go. @InVisionApp #invisionstudio. Little choppy form the compression, but looks smooth on my phone. dropbox.com/sh/6cehim0ezws7x… (free design files)
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Replying to @mashable
haha ok, until you pass out and end up going over a waterfall...
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Well it's valentines day, can we send a little love to the products/people that make our lives a little easier to keep building our own startups 🥰 @AtomicInvest @BankMercury @pavedev (@EmaSpeaks) @GalileoFintech (@Derek_j_white) @unit_co_ (@itaidamti) @JonDishotsky @omri_mor
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Im still using @sketch • Great interface (Yes dark mode) • Sharing is easy with Sketch cloud • Collaborating and dev hand off is really easy with Sketch cloud. • Library is good for me • No worries about bosses spying on me, or moving my pixels. (Hate that)
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Replying to @Sid_Seixeiro
I’m confused why we can call this one the “Brazil” variant but we had to stop saying the China one? Someone explain this to me?
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Replying to @evanderkane
I don't like @LoganPaul but he made a good point.. you have zero time to train for boxing, plus no one outside of hockey knows who you are, focus on hockey maybe your career will get better ;)
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Replying to @jmitch
I have a property manager, I don’t even know who is renting my house. They take 8% basically 1 months rent as their service fee.. it’s well worth it. They also cover the cost when it’s vacant, and remove tenants if needed.
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Replying to @justingordon212
1. Raise 2x your run rate 2. Be cautious of investors promising investments from RUVs..etc. 3. Become a master storyteller 4. Reach out to EVERY investor, and circle back with updates often 5. Take time to reflect, adjust and relax. 6. Be smart with your cap table and deal terms.
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Replying to @lucas__crespo
Need to partner with local bars, restaurants.. can’t have one spot because it would be embarrassing to be seen more than a few times, and even worse running into a previous date 😂
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We’ve moved all our money into Starbucks gift card app.. probably safer there for now 😂
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The struggle is real, running a startup is fucking hard especially during this economy. Hat tips, high fives and hugs all around.
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Replying to @thisisgrantlee
That’s a very common issue, that’s why people leave equity on the table. You should chat with @geoffrey_fyi pretty smart with this stuff. Tax problem solved if you purchased the vested equity through an IRA specifically a back door Roth IRA.
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Replying to @alexiskold
Their own biases get in the way from understanding the potential of the product. Not enough time understanding the larger picture with the founders.
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Replying to @Hadley
Because they’re ex bankers, they know money I guess? They’re more like the GMs not the coach
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Replying to @agazdecki
The hard part is dealing with the down turns and second guessing yourself or your company, and then battling back mentally to keep fighting because you are the company’s heart beat, you’re the one meant to do this.
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Replying to @johnhfio
Same, I ate out everyday in Europe and lost 7lbs. And I actually felt good, if I did the same thing in the US, my kidneys and liver would’ve failed 😂
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Replying to @VivekKri
Not to mention more than half the population doesn't understand retirement savings and investing.
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Thank you @BankMercury for selecting @Lillyfunds and helping us raise our $1.5M pre-seed (DM me 😉) We’ve built the easiest way grow retirement savings. We’re helping middle & lower income folks who are majorly underserved for their future retirement needs. 🚀 💰🤑
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Replying to @sacca
Absolutely, set a timer on how long someone can talk for.. or the crowd can vote in real time anonymous if the speaker is interesting then the shot clock starts
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You're a lucky man, Edmonton is fortunate to have you, now go win some cups!! 😆
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My child is 1298 weeks old, he’s over there 👉 his name is brennan.. how do I get him to move out?

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For those of you who asked to see our office (the garage) @DesignFirstApps #startuplife
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Replying to @JuddLegum
I don’t think he’s giving medical advice he’s sharing his experiences and his beliefs
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Replying to @ShaneMac @hnshah
This is why it will never become mainstream, I did the same thing for two friends who are very technically average people. Lots of “this makes no sense” and “god dam nerds make everything 10x harder then it needs to be” 😂 😂
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Replying to @awilkinson
Pornhub 😂 Onlyfans YouTube Netflix Social networks
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Im back in the startup game.. it’s been awhile but I’m finally ready to do this again.
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Hey I am looking for a #designer with 2-3 yrs experience mainly mobile ux/ui design work, understands product and can discuss product, good with #sketch and #abstract please be in SF. @epicjobs
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So many big products forget the fundamentals, when athletes start performing poorly they go back to the fundamentals of the game. #startups
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Building a startup is a mental roller coaster. The lows are really low, and the highs can be electrifying. Understand you’re never alone and the longer you stay on the field, the higher chance you have of succeeding. #FridayFeelings #startup #mentalhealth
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