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probably gonna do something similar for my imminent GoT rewatch, feel free to have your mute button on standby lol
doing some punch-ups on the Marvel films on this watch-through:
Iron Man (2008): fix that final act! give Stane better motivation to get in the suit. Also maybe the Afghanistan stuff would be better with the Ten Rings being US mercenaries
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I have an extremely bold & original idea for a new novel. I call it "Jonaerya and the Serpentasaurus"
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He's the funniest man in existence you could never make me hate him
George R.R. Martin says if 'The Winds of Winter' isn't out by July 29, 2020, fans can imprison him
(via @GRRMspeaking | bit.ly/2X0wpJd)
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will admit this part is pretty funny though. real Live Ron Jyves Reaction moment
ALT definitely not a map of England with definitely not London 20,000 leagues under the sea
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He kinda ate this
“I’ll match you son for son, and I’ll still have eighteen when yours are all dead.”
#WalderFrey #CatelynStark
#HouseFrey #HouseStark
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oh didn't realise he was the Sad Puppies dweeb, makes sense he's still got a chip on his shoulder then
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Boatpuncher Octocock when half his boys get sacrified to wipe out the Redwyne fleet
Every Theon chapter in Clash Of Kings introduces six of the coolest guys ever created for a book. He’ll be talking to his Uncle Harpoon-Hands Greyjoy and then be interrupted by his vassal Boatpuncher Octocock, who relays a report from the sellsword Sharkrider Hurricane
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admittedly Nolan helicopter shit would probably be the sickest helicopter shit ever put to film
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There is no "bandying about" of the term genocide, it is used as the Israeli state satisfies the intent criteria many times over
maybe educate yourself before dismissing 34,000+ deaths like this, cos these are not Star Trek values you are showing here
Genocide requires intent and there is a clearly explicitly expressed intent by Israel and its countless political and military leaders to “destroy Gaza”, to “destroy the Arabs”, “Amalek”. Over 500 expressions of genocidal intent by Israeli leaders have been established.
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Feast might actually just be the ultimate "accidentally became important at work" book. Jaime. Pycelle. Blackfish. Victarion. about half of Dorne now Oberyn is dead. bunch of assistant to the regional managers getting their lives ruined
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Taj Ali
Tywin: No sword is strong until it’s been tempered. The Stark boy is a child. No doubt he likes the sound of warhorns well enough, & the sight of his banners fluttering in the wind, but in the end it comes down to butcher’s work. I doubt he has the stomach for it
Robb: Ok boomer
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marked with a what
EXCLUSIVE | Kate Middleton’s return to public life will be marked with a “big bang” return to the limelight on Easter Sunday, March 31, friends of the royals have told The Daily Beast.
trib.al/lbMd0yy
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rewatching s1 the other day did stir up that we do need a bigger pay-off for Tyrion's antics with the mountain clans in the books
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Westeros took one look at this and was like "absolutely not"
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No Jon don't let Bowen stay on as Chief Steward Edd is right there!! You're making the same mistake as Ned not putting your own man in charge!! JON!!!!!
Episode 226: A STORM OF SWORDS, JON XII: "To Be or Not to Be" ft. @heathen_king is available for everyone!
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[whispering to date while watching Scream when Scream first appears on the screen] That's Scream
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Dwayne's movie career if he realised he's born to play the hardass rather than the loveable one
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S6 making the Northern houses so reluctant to rise for the Starks for tension purposes makes me more angry than anything in S7 or 8 tbh. Completely undercuts the "Ned's legacy endures while Tywin's disintegrates" message of books 4&5 imo
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I do feel for George I really do. Guy spends a decade plus slogging to get FeastDance published, only for dickheads like me to turn round & say stuff like "yeh but it could have done with 2 more Sansa chapters though"
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The walking answer to the "Are there no true knights among you?" line. maybe even more than the ancestor who spoke it
Brienne spends Feast looking for a princess who's always in another castle, but she faces death on behalf of a gang of orphan peasants, because to a true knight their lives are worth just as much
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"ASOIAF’s thesis is that cycles of vengeance are damaging to humanity"
you're literally quoting a scene of Arya pulling back from the cycle of violence because it is damaging to her humanity
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don't know if it's controversial but every time I reread the more I feel like Waymar Royce joining the Watch feels 100% like Early Installment Weirdness.
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love the whole set-up of Sansa being named after a Stark who had her birthright stolen & then getting to be the first ruling lady of Winterfell
Sansa Stark was set to inherit Winterfell after her grandfather, Lord Cregan, passed. However, the lordship of Winterfell instead went to Cregan’s second son, Jonnel Stark, Sansa’s uncle, whom she married.
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Imagining this happens and then Kang Dynasty is just this on a loop for 2 hours
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(obviously massively for the best but having seen Frances Ha I also think she would have made a wonderful sitcom lead!)
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Ned: Yes
Robert: No
Stannis: Absolutely fucking not
Tyrion: No?
Tywin: NO
Jaime: on special occasions
Theon: fuck off
Robb: No
Jon: duh
Tormund: double duh
Walder Frey: 💦
Thoros: hell yeh baby!!
Quentyn: Oh
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*GRRM posts an entire chapter in Fire & Blood where the King's Landing smallfolk and religious figures rail against dragons as the death of the entire city*
"No, I can't think what this means. Absolute mystery"
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not necessarily the funniest but they pandered to Pakula trash like me with this (also underrated as ever how good the show looks)
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welcome back A Time For Wolves
TIME's new cover: The dire wolf is back after over 10,000 years. Here's what that means for other extinct species ti.me/4jlJB54
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grateful for the responses to this for reminding me to dredge up one of my all-time favourite threads on here
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