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Thats exactly how I would look if I was forced to stand next to Elon being a weirdo next to me.
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I actually switched over to 10 million fireflies and when I saw the electricity bill I couldn't believe my eyes.
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You literally came at someone else's appearance and then clutch your pearls when someone else made it personal. Maybe don't try roasting someone else's appearance if you can't handle the heat.
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I lied my way into a 6 figure gig. The crazy part is that despite being woefully unqualified, Im still more competent than half of my peers. I was shocked.
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So many funny pages I used to follow completely turned into these engagement farming posts. Its crazy man.
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That evil woman was trying to get pie from me! I see right through you being interested in my hobbies!
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So Mizkif was involved in a very public legal issue and Ludwig covered it as creator drama and that hurt Miz's feelings? Really?!
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They should also charge the dude and woman who pushed his girl down and kicked her in the face bro like why??
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Like, yeah, it is originally a hindu symbol but she also has the German flag and German iron cross behind her with it. Something tells me this one isn't hindu lmao
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58 TB is about 29,000 hours of 1080p video or, in other terms, 3 years and 4 months of continuous 1080p video.
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If they start setting up tents and refugee camps, the IDF might get confused and start bombing them.
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They are great at identifying traditional propaganda that works great against previous generations, but there is an entirely new wave of propaganda that many of the younger generations eat up. We'd be foolish to think those in power wouldn't constantly adapt their propaganda.
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Once again, confirming that aggressive car chases are never a good answer to apprehending a suspect.
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I had to skip some of the people coming up again to just word vomit for 5 minutes and then get voted off before Dr Mike even had a chance to respond.
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Also wanna make it know that I've never had an easier time finding women to sleep with than when I lived near Liberty. Christianity is so performative for so many.
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"I'm sorry you're time has expired." Yeah, bud, he just got the news. There's no need to rub it in.
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This post is an incredible barometer on either the intelligence of the average person on twitter or the usage of bot likes to get a hit tweet.
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I literally had a girl stop dating me because I didn't get angry at the waiter for spilling my food on our date. She said "not getting upset by something like that is psychopathic, and I don't wanna end up in a true crime video."
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Yeah, I wanna entrust my financial well-being into the guy who thinks removing features from twitter makes it a better platform.
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I argued a compromise of simply being able to toggle the paint on or off and the guys response was "yeah but some people will be stupid and turn it off and then stop playing because its too hard." Some people can't be reasoned with an simply want to argue.
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This is the most insane thing I've seen on this app. You're an absolute legend, man. Truly in a league of your own. One consisting of legends. Someone should come up with a name for that.
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I stopped watching when the guy on the right kept insisting that government agencies were hiring people of color to get tax credits...
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This is the exact mindset everyone should have. As long as its doing good in the world, I don't care if he makes $10 or $100,000,000 from it. Especially when he reinvests a lot of that money back into more humanitarian content. I'll all for this.
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These people need to understand that them artificially pushing the pendulum further and further towards Israel is going to embolden such a huge number of nazis when it inevitably swings back the other way. People are over it already but are getting radicalized further each day.
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Like when Tyler Childers made a video and song about BLM and inequality despite most of his listeners being very conservative and so many turned on him.
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"Only 9 countries have nuclear weapons, which means 180 countries have chosen not to have them." Is about as intelligent of a statement as "Only 8.8% of Americans are millionaires, which means that 91.2% of Americans have chosen not to be millionaires."
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This is true, but some guys, myself included, have a switch they can flip. I don't befriend girls for the chance to sleep with them, but if I find them attractive and they show interest in me, then I'll happily turn that into a relationship.
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I give it a score of good enough. If you're paying attention, you aren't putting anyone in danger slowing to 2-3mph at a stop sign.
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There are more women than men in the US this pay gap exists because women don't support women's sports like men support men's sports. If you want them paid better women need to buy tickets, buy merch and actually watch the league. This is a horrible example.
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Im gonna love using this when Saquon rushes for 200 yards and 2 TDs in each of their games this year.
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Like they aren't wrong but California alone has the population of all of these states combined lmao
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Girl said "starbucks who?" After literally using starbucks to make this drink.馃槶馃槶
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I cant even go to the store to buy pokemon cards for my nephew and neices' birthdays coming up because scalpers buy out the stores as soon as new cards get stocked. Its fucking awful.
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This kinda shit is why they don't want him as QB1. Literally all you gotta say is that you support your teammate and you'll be available to help the team however possible. Instead you gotta put on a clown show for everyone to see.
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