i like bugs and movies and having fun

@lolaonline_
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i’m watching a movie
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girl at the store said “do you hate me” and her boyfriend hit her with the “babe please not here”
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i wouldve killed myself if i were her
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if i had a boyfriend i would conduct psychological experiments on him
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i pronounce you chud and chudette… you may kiss the foid
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asked him what we are he said not much
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every single person in this aldi wants to kill me
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Replying to @GoochWipe
i shot both of them
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Replying to @Joexor
yup exactly
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this asexual ass august
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at work. i dont really care if i live or die
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hey man i didn’t want to be the one to say it but you really need to kill yourself
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lady beetle check: who are we rocking with today?
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it must feel good as fuck to ignore everything i say
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Replying to @youngicywicky45
this tweet is the lowest on my “tweets i would bot” list
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he didn’t let me hit cos he’s unsettled by my digital footprint
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if the restaurant tells me they have pepsi products i start hitting myself
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everyone should be nice to each other but especially to me
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i like when a man can do things like basic multiplication
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today would be a beautiful day to get lovebombed
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does everyone in the whole wide world hate me
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i need someone to take advantage of my kind and loving heart again soon
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they are taking me out back and shooting me tomorrow
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nobody even wants to come over and watch me play on the computer
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getting political on a first date would feel so good right now
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Replying to @endotheremin
just feels like the right thing to do
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this the type of weather that makes you want to beat the minimum wage fast food employees to death
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they didnt have a cart he was holding everything
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i am in an ongoing war with the hoes.
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i am the recipient of the “late to work again” award.
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that groyper white boy with 40 followers is not your soulmate
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Replying to @skelebone_zone
they would be less effective if i discussed them in public .
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grow up
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Replying to @tropicaIghost
my future husband must understand this
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Replying to @JeffScape
meh i wouldnt worry about it
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i am nonchalant and regular and people really like that about me
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the lion does not concern itself with being on time to work
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i wish you guys were normal
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last night i dreamt i used a large jagged rock to beat a clone of myself to death
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i would love to be a real person
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bitches love my fluffy tail and soft paws
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how controversial is everyone getting for age gap autumn this year?
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you’re making my tail wag dude stop
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i heard it’s put small doses of estrogen in his root beer tuesday
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i love my computer friends
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Replying to @holywarm0nger
they’re being mean to me on twitter.
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can i say something
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taking selfies in the glow of the fortnite update screen
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i’m 25 years old is that ok
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we are finding beauty in the seemingly mundane tomorrow if you want to pull up
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you look very filipino today
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Replying to @dinkleton45
i’m looking into it.
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Replying to @beef18740899
not the move on chinese hitler
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please do not dm me if you have a job or anything positive happening in your life. i am not interested.
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go, my large useless overweight scarab ,
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fireworks this weekend
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you have to understand that hurting my feelings leads to eternal damnation
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Replying to @Jimtwit7
:-/
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i wonder if anyone will be capable of loving me for who i am
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Replying to @elliottsmjth
this is beautiful, wow. ♡
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spent the entire day off of my computer and actually feel like i’m alive
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i’m wearing dark glasses today because i’m seeing the future and it’s looking very bright
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DownSyndromeRapist88, irapedudes, and GoochWipe liked your post
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i don’t believe in the death penalty unless you are polyamorous.
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are you making spotify blends with other women yes or no
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i would rather kill myself than have a boyfriend who regularly gets more than 5 likes on his tweets
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I am the worlds first and only femcel
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no babe i really like that you’re extremely off putting and potentially dangerous
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i am looking for an unemployed husband who has nothing to offer me
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monday, suffocation.
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any undiagnosed men in chat? just kidding guys, have a good one
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not now daddy, kitten only has one wordle guess left
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Replying to @noswagordrip
whatever who cares doesn’t bother me at all
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my future husbands special interest will be cheating on me
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i am approximately seven tweets away from finding the love of my life
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my soulmate is probably out there only referring to women as foids … i’m coming baby hang on
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i feel very maternal towards my twitter followers.
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foul little creature
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i don’t like to be mean
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i am normal and can be trusted with “love” and “affection”
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i need 9.5 hours of screen time or else i freak out really bad
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ever since i was little i knew i wanted to be a lowbie egirl
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the intimacy of a spotify dm when you’re blocked everywhere else
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happy tuesday. drinking my cold brew and thinking of you all
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you’re so funny for a 26 year old
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i’m telling Mom
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i think men should let me hit them at my discretion
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every man i have ever loved has been unemployed
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r/askreddit How do i tell my therapist im addicted to incels?
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are you guys mad at me
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daily affirmation: there is an unemployed alcoholic out there who wont play about me
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whatever
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listening to our spotify blend and skipping all of your songs, by the way
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not now daddy, kitten is texting her ex
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odd future wolf gang unalive them all
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ending the life of one lucky follower
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they are saying you tweet like a foid bro
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call me the goonibomber the way i made his package explode
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at lunch with my parents. reading them some of my best tweets.
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happy birthday, Mother.
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tips for a beginner looking to get into trad wife grifting?
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