A joke about unruly fans got my main suspended. Family in my heart, Lonzo in my Balls.
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I’ll admit I was skeptical in January about the effectiveness of the vaccine, until i saw the wealthy elite begging for it.
that’s how you know the poors aren’t being treated as lab rats.
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I still can’t believe one of the prevailing lines we had that season was “wait til Ariza comes back”
Dark times
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Y’all are too pressed about the lives of people lol
If it’s not affecting your life negatively, why do you care? And don’t say you care about kids, we all know that’s complete bullshit
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He wants to so that he continue to spread awareness and make sure the American public doesn’t get tired of the war and ignore it, which would mean politicians start to ignore it, which means they might lose.
He wouldn’t be flying over there lol it’d be a zoom call
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If these people are able to overthrow Putin or destabilize Russia and severely weaken their military capabilities with a full scale revolt, they’ll be remembered as heroes who prevented WW3.
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The ENTIRE POINT of Superman is that he’s a weapon of mass destruction and the strongest THING on the planet, arguably the universe
And yet he takes time to help old ladies across the street, save cats from trees, and help a million communities, because of his humanity
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Yup, became more apparent to me in the second watch
The guy that’s most militant about “being a Spider-Man” is the one that literally got his powers through force lol
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If Barbie is aware of fascism
Does that mean that barbieland went through a short period of nationalism
How did the kens get involved
Was it because of the arrival of the kens
Was there a Barbish Civil War where Barbcisco Barbco reigned supreme for like 20 years
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It was definitely very anti-colonialism but was also very much guilty of perpetrating the white savior notion
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“Elmo is starting to see now. I have had an effect here, but not the one Elmo intended. Vengeance, won’t change the past. Elmo’s, or anyone else’s. Elmo needs to become more. Sesame Street needs hope.”
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This is the shot that immediately comes to mind when I explain to people that Doc Ocks arms in Spider-Man 2 are just velociraptors and I honestly can’t elaborate more than that
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I still can’t believe Quentin Tarantino had her put her foot in his mouth for this scene, absolutely fiendish
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You work out so you can fuck women
I work out so I can fuck men
We are not the same.
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He’s always been like this, don’t let the sigma memes fool you lol
Dude was almost a backstreet boy, was in Mickey Mouse club with Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears
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When big Larry came around just to put him down, Josh Hart turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and, ripped his pants
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It’s so weird to call him “The Weeknd” as the man, but it’s also weird to call him Abel if I ever meet him in person cause I don’t know him personally
I’ll probably just stutter and say “oh hello mr The Weeknd”
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Her being a mother figure at like 14 is a gigantic part of her development. Her fighting for recognition is what made her the most powerful waterbender in the world
Wtf
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She… has a fair point. And she’s right, the only dirt that ever came out from this was from THR, and has been denied by cast mates and producers for the film. Like she said, she apologized for her propagating false information, stuck to her craft, and hasn’t caused any issues
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If the plot stuck true to life; scar would’ve been dead already, replaced by a younger, stronger male who then kills Simba and Mufasa and reigns as king of the pride
Also Rafiki would literally eat baby Simba and Nala
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The worst thing anyone could ever say about Macklemore is that he’s a sappy, corny dude
But he means well, and always has
Great message
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Lmfao I completely forgot about this
“I get that all season, let’s work on our game bro” man learning how to deal with double teams IS working on your game 😂😂😂😂
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So the way it works is that they measure the size of the circle of the bump
If the circle reaches goes past a certain size, it’s related to the severity of the allergy. Everyone gets bumps, but some people get grapefruit sized bumps that indicate extreme allergy, it’s a range
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Batman when he unloads a whole 556 mag and six haymakers on Black Panther and starts flying into the stratosphere because of BPs kinetic barrier
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“Foreign” Westeros is literally Britain lol, just during the period of the Anglo Saxon kingdoms, of which there were also 7 and the one in the north had a big wall to keep out Scotland lol
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It technically is but it’s definitely not exploitative like he’s implying lmao
This isn’t taking advantage of poor people for their labor to make a lot of money, who the hell does this guy think actually wants to rent out luxury cars just for photo ops
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Palestinians got their homes stolen from them and ever since then have been treated like animals for nearly every day for the last 75 years man
It’s not an oppression Olympics, it’s “one side is literally causing it and the other is responding”
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It doesn’t make him necessarily stronger
Peter is still smarter, more experienced, and physically stronger
Miles just has more utility
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This show is genuinely peak Batman
It pays homage to literally every single era, isn’t afraid to be either absurd or serious, cosmological or street level, it’s literally everything Batman is and could ever be
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This movie took 5 years to make lol
Yes, they paid their animators and gave them enough time to craft a perfect film
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“She’s going to cure everyone right? And I’ll take her back home and we can live in peace right?”
Marlene:
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Source: it’s me, I was the fat Mexican kid with one gigantic bump on my back as a result of me being allergic to existence
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Still can’t believe the only MCU guys to come to her defense were Samuel L Jackson and Don Cheadle
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VINCE YOU CANT JUST MAKE A PREQUEL THATS BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL AND ALSO ELEVATES THE NEAR PERFECTION OF ITS PREDECESSOR
VINCE
NO VINCE
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100% lol
Everyone finds out about Venoms sonic weakness by accident
Batman carries a sonic weapon in his belt lol
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He looks like the dishwasher that rarely speaks but when your having a shitty day he drops some life changing wisdom and just exchanges nods with you for the rest of your time working at the restaurant
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Watched it, hated it
Not a match
I think it’s just a generic hentai internal shot
Also bruh if you go into the cervix like that your girl will fucking kill you from the pain lol
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Neither could Russia lmao they got dad dicked out of Afghanistan, and lost their best soldiers in the first wave of Ukraine
They’re pathetic
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He wasn’t even sodomized by him, he gave him a lap dance to lull him into a false sense of security and then snapped his neck lmao
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Doing onlyfans on the side isn’t an issue, teacher salaries are an issue, but why in the ever living fuck would you fuck in your classroom
Fucking idiocy
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You can even go lower than that lol
There’s none of this energy for the thousands of kids abused in the foster system, kids that didn’t ask to be born and live a life of moving to different houses only to be spit out at 18 and told to figure it out
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“We are going to make a great, leaaaap forwarrrrrd okay” 👌🏽 “my plan, the best plan the greatest plan let me tell you, it will take five years to implement, okay” 👌🏽
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Peter and MJ can’t ever be happy, both of them must go through extremely traumatic situations because the editors get off on it
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“I can’t believe what I’ve wrought on the galaxy”
“Muad‘dib where we going next this is so fun”
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There’s a noticeable pattern here, and it’s damning when you compare it to the list of those that haven’t come to her defense publicly
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Honest takes and criticism? One thing happens in a play and he proceeds to spend the rest of the game talking about it and making fun of it with Jackson while Breen is just sitting there trying to do the job of CALLING the game
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Yes and no
He fought to be free from the shackles of the government but keep in mind he just foiled a nazi plan that was about to murder millions of people in a Minority Report scenario using DOD resources, he has negative trust in the US government at this time.
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He’s not lucky, drunk drivers usually walk away relatively unscathed because their body is already limp once they crash. The damage usually comes from you stiffing up right before impact
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The ending made it completely worthless lol
There is literally no point to revisit that show knowing how it’s all going to end
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No it’s not, the bubble was their window and they blew it in spectacular fashion
Kawhi is a year older and so are his knees. If Paul George isn’t already injured as well, he’s a non factor in the playoffs.
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@tonygoatromo oh no
Oh god no
He just activated Skynet
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The Roman republic doesn’t exist lol
I know you’re arguing in bad faith, but at least try to look like you’re saying something of value
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Santa Monica has already said Old Kratos would completely destroy young Kratos lol
Baldur alone is probably stronger than most of the pantheon, and he’s not even a god
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The council has determined that he is not only granted full Mexican status, he is entitled to free quesadillas for life for himself and his whole bloodline for posterity
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In Songbirds and Snakes a map shows they also control Mexico all the way down to Yucatán lol
I lamented the fall of my ancestral home
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He would just play that clip of Oscar and Marissa talking dirty in that Skype play lmao
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No lol as in lobsters literally eat the shit at the bottom of the ocean lmao
It’s why you devein shrimp, it’s not a vein, that’s the shit pipe
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Carthage was a Phoenician colony founded by Phoenicians lol Phoenicians were not North African, they were Levantine. Eventually the Punic term was derived to distinguish western and eastern Phoenicians.
And it was conquered by Rome lmao
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The KD/Kyrie/Harden experiment went literally nowhere
PG and Kawhi have quite literally accomplished nothing aside from a conference finals appearance
Bron/AD/Russ is a failure of roster construction, but that core duo have actually won a ring. Wild
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Which is his point, they were only interested in him because he could coach LeBron lol
Lue is one of the best coaches in the league and didn’t deserve to be treated like he’s only useful to control LeBron
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As an adaptation, the casting is great
If it’s going for historical accuracy, Hamilcar Barca was not a black African, he was Phoenician, Carthage was a Phoenician colony after they left Tyre in the Levant in what is today Jordan
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This shit was fucking hilarious
All of the big name actors just showing up felt like a marvel cameo fest in the most positive way I can describe it, literally everyone was in this fucking movie
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Naw, Thawne transcended fiction and entered our reality and influenced Ezra into becoming some maniac terrorizing an entire US state simply to ensure Barry never gets a major motion picture
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I have a small mind
Any post with this image and a mention of “jonkler” absolutely annihilates me
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Yeah Gazan was just “her blood is 40% mercury how the fuck is she even alive right now” lol
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It’s why I really, strongly dislike Snyders take. Not because it was inherently bad, but because for whatever reason he never committed to bringing Clark to that point when it was his intention.
Now people like a brooding Batclone that’s invincible.
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Ugh, I hate blood quantum-esque qualifications for these things.
It should be simple, every industry that has historically profited off of black slaves still in operation should pay dividends or send shares to black families, regardless of ancestry.
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No, it’s inevitable because most nations won’t change.
The problem is we’re begging for expensive solutions to a serious problem. These people don’t think in long term for anything except profit forecasts, and when it comes to energy they’d rather maximize profit now.
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