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The issue has kind of resolved itself. At the founding, we had a House that was directly elected and a Senate chosen by state legislatures. Now we have a Senate that's directly elected and a House that's chosen by the state legislatures.
Washington Examiner: Rep. Keith Self (R-TX) proposes repealing the 17th Amendment. Repealing the 17th Amendment would end the direct, popular elections of US Senators and return the power to individual state legislators. washingtonexaminer.com/news/…
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"When I voted for Trump I wasn't voting for..." Actually yes. Yes you were. And if you were "rooting" for Trump, you were rooting for this.
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Mom missed an emergency call from my aunt because she doesn't answer the phone because of scam callers because we ceded out critical communication infrastructure to bad actors because everybody just kind of decided this is okay.
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oh no not a reliable voting demographic that turns out in every election not that it is so cringe
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You're... you're not supposed to eat the whole thing.
I generally support this kind of measure. The Domino Large pizza amounts to over 2,500 calories. The food companies need to be reined in.
Community note
This is a screenshot of an outdated article from 2018 about “discussions” between Public Health England and the fast food industry on measures to reduce obesity The eventual policy implemented in 2020 was a voluntary guideline rather than a ban. telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/1… independent.co.uk/news/health/pi… theguardian.com/society/2020/s
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One kind of impressive thing about Breaking Bad is that they never used one of his breaks with Skyler to have Walter sleep around with hot women. A lesser show would have done that but this show was very clear about who their lead was and what his motivations were.
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Hey look it's "something they didn't teach you in school" that they didn't actually teach me in school!!!
They don’t teach you in school that Taft eventually lost the weight
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Now she needs to call all of her siblings-in-law, each of whom probably won't answer because they won't answer the phone because of scam callers, and on and on it will go...
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Wife: Could you not call our daughter "Underturd"? Me: Huh? Wife: Last time in Louisiana you called our daughter Underturd. My folks are still talking about it. Me: I did not. Wife: Mom said it was when she was climbing the sofa.. Me: UNDETERRED. I said she was UNDETERRED!
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My wife doesn't understand why I changed my phone number again due to spam texts and calls. It honestly wasn't that I was getting spam texts and calls as much as it was because I was missing legitimate calls and texts because I stopped assuming they were legitimate.
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"I think the new babysitter is pretty. Do you agree?"
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Trump wasn't even inclined to save his vice president.
Replying to @bdomenech
President Donald Trump would have gotten every single American, interpreter, and piece of equipment out of Afghanistan. The man understood optics. The media's kid glove treatment of Biden enabled this disaster.
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When I saw Jennifer Connelly's name trending, I didn't think she was dead... but I definitely didn't think it would track back to "Back in the 90's she was considered mid." My friends, I was there. She was not.
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This is the picture that should go into the textbooks.
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Replying to @TroublesomeF
I have yet to hear a convincing argument that this is an unsolvable problem.
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For those of you having difficulty understand why people don't trust the vaccine, let me shed some light on the matter. A thread: Imagine you're a normal person, and you come back from your men's rights group meeting and you log on to a gaming review website and 1/
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Walter was about control and his own sense of superiority, neither of which involved sexual conquest in his case. It took some restraint for them to not throw that log onto the fire of his vices.
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Replying to @scriptumsent
I just pretend the phrase comes from eating a raw hot dog.
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I liked college football better when we celebrated games in October that weren't immediately about national championship implications.
This game is bigger in my memory than most national championship games That grass is a foot high
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Replying to @AlanMCole
Not to be confused with Outlook-dot-com, their email/webmail service that can be used without the other Outlooks and isn't necessary to be used by the other Outlooks.
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Another observation about the show... some of the hatred of Skyler is sexist in origin, but some of it is because she was introduced pretty unfavorably and I think some people just didn't update from that first impression.
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There was a conversation a couple weeks ago that outlined the difference between Gen Y and Z. Zoomer argued an economy is bad because they're turning down jobs because they don't pay enough to live. Millennial said in a truly bad economy you don't dare turn down jobs at all.
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Hey that tweet looks interest- [Auto-refresh] And now it is completely lost to the sands of time.
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Replying to @hassankhan
What's funny is that a lot of employers with these copious job skill requirements and unforgiving approach to resumes will then turn around and hire a guy who knows a guy. And it works out fine! But doesn't cause any reconsideration of the process generally.
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"Harris will bring back earphone jacks" is a campaign plank that will win her the election. You just watch.
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There is only one country in the Americas with "America" featured in its name and there is more than one with "United" and "States".
USian Americans are anyone from anywhere on the continent
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In modern history I don't believe there has been, and hopefully there never will be, a stronger argument against expertise than nutrition.
High fat intake: longer life, no greater risk of cardiovascular disease. High carb intake: shorter life (!) thelancet.com/journals/lance…
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In Skyler's defense she was deep into her pregnancy, Walt was acting weird (and was not a good person in ways that surely manifested prior to the show) but the first impression was not a good one.
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Replying to @agraybee
My favorite fact about Harpers Ferry is that it is closer to five state capitals and the federal capital than it is to its own state capital.
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To jobboards: We only consider candidates with masters degrees and 10 years experience doing this exact job in our precise industry. To existing staff: We're looking for someone to run some simple test scripts for our banking software division. If you know anyone let us know.
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Does anyone else thing Wordle guy got out just in time? Maybe a couple months early but that's way better than a couple months late.
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Replying to @annehelen
Letting me time shift by an hour, reducing my round trip commute from 3 hours to 2.
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One of the hills that I will die on is that the citizenry did not fail some marshmallow test as a primary contributor to our failure, but that we have been failed by leadership across the board.
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The plane crash bit was kinda heavy-handed.
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Replying to @variedints
That's the trap.
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Don't kill your family.
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Jim Messina has been having a rough 12 months...
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What's to address? If that happens, Trump is president (as many of us believe he will be anyway if a change is not made). Gambits often don't work. If prospects were good, you wouldn't need to consider a gambit.
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Guys, I think conservatives won the culture wars.
Kavanaugh’s drinking needs investigating: slate.trib.al/J4OJ8NI
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The grievance of the right is they feel they are not afforded the social respect due by their earnings, while the grievance on the left is that they feel they are not financially rewarded for the socially important things that they do.
Replying to @constans
How much of this has always been about HVAC contractors in Missouri wanting to “get back” at their nieces who’s a lawyer or anthropology professor in Chicago?
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The Right: The left is grooming young kids sexually because they're perverts! The Left: Is it supposed to be okay for a 30 year old to sleep with a 25 year old if she's still getting carded because she looks like she's 19? I don't think it's okay.
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Honestly not sure what to do with dudes that are radicalized by women having jobs and enjoying themselves goofing off. There's not really a reasonable or achievable standard of behavior to avoid their "radicalizing". The issues run deeper than some dancing ladies.
I'd like to thank these women for radicalizing 9 million young men
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Language should be used in the way that the receiver understands what you are saying. "The second American Pope" will leave an overwhelming number of English-speakers with the incorrect impression. It is, in other words, poor communication.
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Replying to @moultano
It's also fundamentally flawed. My Windows charger looks exactly like my phone charger (because it's the same charger and cable).
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So imagine you're this guy. Just for a minute. Would you take the vaccine? That's what I thought /fin
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Covid Cases on 9/8: USA: 55,692 Mars: 0 How did they do it? * Aggressive social distancing * No one out without masks * Limiting size of indoor crowds * No large gatherings of events * Being an uninhabitable planet Name one reason that couldn't have been us.
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In ADDITION to denying the efficacy of the miracle drug ivermectin, the so-called medical experts do nothing but take a dump on the Alex Jones concoction you've been taking that have been helping you bulk up. Yet we're supposed to believe them when 34/
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This is the most supervillain picture of a world leader I have ever seen and that includes that picture of a bunch of world leaders holding a glowing orb.
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I stand by my prediction that Facebook is the AOL of this generation. If it's around at all in 20 years, it'll be as a shell of current self in the public consciousness.
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Yeah that's the part that looks bad here for sure.
In @marthamaccallum interview, Raffensberger sounded like he released recording of Trump interview as part of grudge against David Perdue. Shifty, evasive about circumstances. Timing questionable. A very bad look. mediaite.com/tv/martha-macca…
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Ladies and gentlemen we have found our nominee and his name is Tim Kaine.
WISCONSIN Generic Dem 48% (+14) Donald Trump 34% MICHIGAN Generic Dem 47% (+13) Donald Trump 34% PENNSYLVANIA Generic Dem 47% (+10) Donald Trump 37% OHIO Generic Dem 44% (+5) Donald Trump 39% @BaldwinWallace/@oaklandu/@ohionorthern 1/8-20 bw.edu/Assets/community-rese…
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Replying to @OwnYourAttntion
It's no coincidence that they are one of few shows to nail the ending and wrap up the story.
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Even half of kinda too much (though I'm not gonna say I don't do it...)
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Because the applesauce has those rib things, you are invariably left with applesauce in the container that you can't get out! Corporate America is stealing your applesauce@!@! You simply can't trust them or their drugs. 88/
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Wasn't it obama/Biden first sending troops to Afghanistan? Also, how many more troops in middle east now?
Community note
The American Invasion of Afghanistan began in October 2001 under President George W. Bush. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_St
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The same media reporting on the vaccine is the one that lets you sign up for their paper online but to cancel you have to CALL AND TALK TO SOMEBODY. How is that trustworthy?! 71/
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Can't prove it, but one thing tonight suggests to me is that the Comey factor was overstated in 2016 and that Trump's support probably was what it was.
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If I were looking for an example of the virtues of privacy laws I would choose one that didn't involve more death on the privacy side.
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On the one hand Roe v Wade. On the other hand rumors of a bad labor sec nomination. If you're on the left, how do you decide?!
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An excellent example of "Once a right-winger says something, it becomes a right-wing thing to say" That Chicago is experiencing population decline is not a controversial statement.
Replying to @btpanko
Gotta love how his source for the chart is a right-wing think tank devoted to making Chicago look bad too
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My prediction remains: "Step aside, Roy." "No." "Step aside, Roy." "No." "Step aside, Roy." "No." "Okay. Here's some campaign money."
Hey Republicans: Remember the feeling when Scott Brown won Ted Kennedy's seat in MA? It's about to happen in reverse in AL. The allegations vs Moore are serious. The right thing is for him to step aside.
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This is like saying that Arizona must fight to preserve desert.
Seattle must preserve single-family neighborhoods, one of its most precious assets. st.news/2Nc3VYq
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and Brie Larson wasn't even any good. She was stiff as a board. The whole movie was a feminist lecture. Count me out. But as soon as you say you don't care for the movie and call the lead actress an entitled bitch people call you a sexist. 166/
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Remember two weeks to flatten the curve? Yeah that was a big lie. I mean, it was Trump who said it but the deep state made him. We can't trust a government that forces honorable presidents to say things they know aren't true. 112/
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Replying to @Big12Conference
Bring back this one
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In the last twenty years ago criticizing the vapidity of John Lennon's Imagine has gone from one of those cranky quasi-contrarian anti-social rightwing things to a broadly accepted even if not fully agreed upon position That, my friends, is what cultural progress looks like.
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Martin Van Buren has aged remarkably well. What a good get for CNN.
no one considered the aesthetics of this segment
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Replying to @OvernightHaulin
Not until she becomes deterred.
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I would try to make my Not Playground Equipment look a little less like playground equipment.
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Hide your grandparents.
Gov. Cuomo: "We want to do with gun violence with what we just did with COVID."
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And schools! Let's talk about schools! They're nothing but CRT factories and also the government kept them closed FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR! Can you believe it? So you decide you're going to homeschool, but then they act like you're a religious weirdo and 143/
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Replying to @kaloskatoa
This is what Whatsapp looks like for me these days
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A few follow-up items: 1) If you are happy about what Trump is doing, then this tweet definitionally does not apply to you. 2) If you voted for Trump on a "lesser of evils" basis, that's fine but you still voted for this as the lesser of evils. 3) If your response was to bring up Harris and genocide, well enjoy the Trump Administration. 4) Those of us who voted for Harrris would have similarly been stuck having voted for her policies, unless we can plausibly make a case we were deceived. (Trump voters cannot, at this point, make such a claim plausibly)
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There are two kinds of people
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Replying to @decunningham2
And the 20k figure it itself suspect. As of the 2023 estimate, Springfield's population is lower than it was in 2020.
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Replying to @agraybee
I would have tossed the application as soon as he leaped to H1B conclusions (instead of, say, misapplied automation). Take that out and I do/would understand a bit of frustration.
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And so the more they want you to take the vaccine, the more reluctant you get. If they would just respect your decision not to get the vaccine and never talk to you about it or talk about how they got the vaccine or show any sign of taking Covid seriously at all, then you'd 182/
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I've come to embrace Orange Man Bad because, as it happens, the Orange Man is indeed Bad.
“Orange man bad” along with “Trump derangement syndrome” are such obnoxious thought-terminating cliches. They exist to imply disliking Trump is fundamentally irrational, as opposed to being a logical conclusion drawn from an enormous body of evidence.
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I love red meat but I would take the billions please offer me the billions.
If Bill Gates offered me his entire fortune, I would not agree to this. No amount of money would be worth going a lifetime without actual red meat. thehill.com/homenews/news/53…
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I hope he didn't write anything bad when he was sixteen.
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The human genome project was less than 20 years ago.
The world has seen absolutely no meaningful technological progress in my lifetime - all we've had are faster and smaller computers, bigger networks, slightly more efficient machines and medicines. No true breakthroughs, no world-changing discoveries.
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This is further proof that being a former president is the coolest job in the world.
President Barack Obama and Michelle Obama have entered into a multi-year agreement to produce films and series for Netflix, potentially including scripted series, unscripted series, docu-series, documentaries, and features.
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The asteroid from Deep Impact. nitter.app/profmusgrave/status/94…
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Is there a general outraged-at-the-police vibe or is that mostly just indicative of who I choose to follow?
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Argument: People didn't actually used to look older it's mostly just a function of prevailing styles at the time and the mental associations we make with chronology and age. Counterargument:
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So after all this time, Millennials got more conservative as they got older after all.
Harris's lead among 30-44 year old voters is 1 point. Obama '08 won this same generational cohort by 33 points.
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while the politicians who are supposed to be taking this seriously instead fly on planes without masks. Those Hollywood starlets telling people to be careful are throwing parties and having sex. A lot of sex, probably. Which they wouldn't do if they took the virsu seriously. 213/
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"Mitt Romney as Batman" is one of my test images for various style prompts and I love how frequently they put a suit collar on Mitt's Batman suit.
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Replying to @moultano
His "Housing First" initiative was the sort of "Just give homeless people housing" policy that was often cited as something "Republicans would never support" not realizing it was a GWB initiative.
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People are saying "Washington was a traitor to the British" and well I would not blame the British for taking down statues of George Washington.
Replying to @Noahpinion
Yes, Lee was a traitor. He was a traitor to the nation that Washington and Jefferson founded and led. If you cheer for tearing down the statues of traitors and then say nothing as statues of America's founders are torn down, you're not making your case well.
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Replying to @ABCwillresist
My current phone number is a Delaware area code. I've never lived in Delaware and don't know anyone in Delaware. The entire point was to give me an area code to ignore. OTOH Mom doesn't take my calls because she doesn't know anyone in Delaware.
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This story makes Rufo look bad but it sheds light on something that makes Harvard look worse.
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Replying to @Flippinsushi
A non-trivial number of people are saying the aggravation of spam calls is the receivers' fault for answering the phone, and others saying missed calls are the receivers' fault because they don't just answer anyway.
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So I guess this is my Soundcloud moment, except I don't have a Soundcloud. I am, however, the editor-in-chief of the @ordinarytimemag website. Stop by and read for some great commentary and one of the best online communities around. ordinary-times.com
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You could ask people what percent of Americans are in the 1% and they would say 15%.
Honestly, my takeaway from this is less that people have terrible perception (though that’s part of it) and more that a lot of them genuinely do not comprehend what a percentage actually means
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"Patients who go off GLP-1's often gain the weight back" somehow got changed to "Everybody who stops taking the fat drug gets fat again" when the latter does not appear to be the case. epicresearch.org/articles/ma…
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I too was 16 once and thought I had discovered new thinks.
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