the only product Micro Polo shipped was himself #techroastshow
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India has almost as many Indian people as Silicon Valley
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adding India tour stop: Delhi-NCR Rerouting…
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3 weeks/4 cities/6 unforgettable shows And one show that was just ok (the one that you saw) Thank you, India! See you in 2024 🫰
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If you throw a stone on the street in Bangalore you’ll either hit a dog or an engineer… or a person telling us that if you throw a stone on the street you’ll hit a dog or an engineer
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just called our venue and they have *checks notes* microphones
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Web3 founders launch more parties than products
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get directions to INDIA add stop: HYDERABAD> Sep 28 add stop: BENGALURU> Oct 6, 7 add stop: MUMBAI> Oct 13, 14
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It’s crazy. If you convert US dollars to rupees, you still can’t buy a house in the bay
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no return offer, no problem #techroastshow
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hey @sama, we’d love to send you our shirt l.sociallyinept.io/laidoff-s…
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investment banking Hannibal Lecter #techroastshow
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Life of an Engineering Manager 🤗
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we are roasting the anti-aging tech ceo @bryan_johnson on 3/30 in San Jose. Come check it out before he reverts to a fetus
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Letterboxd for the clinically insane #techroastshow
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this year it’s burning woman #techroastshow
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India! The siren song of Bangalore traffic is too strong. We miss your soft beautiful money. We are CIRCLING BACK! October 18, 19, 20 -> Bangalore October 25 -> Hyderabad October 26 -> Pune October 27 -> Mumbai Get tickets: l.sociallyinept.io/india
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OpenAI’s Season Finale #OpenAI #SamAltmanExit
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when customs in india asked us “business or pleasure” we just said “yes” because our job is to roast sad tech bros
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he’s only qualified to teach early childhood education #techroastshow
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India we have arrived 🇮🇳
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we tried to get AI to write a LinkedInfluencer post but it had too much Intelligence and not enough Artificial
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someone put us in contact with soham so we can invite him to our shows in India in November
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Tech Bro existential crisis
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it was extremely necessary #techroastshow #cybertruck
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Time to google a new job! #techroastshow
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it’s an oxymoron #techroastshow
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sorry, I only have time to attend a single hour rave #techroastshow
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putting the tech in technicality #techroastshow
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beauty and the beast (you decide who is who) #techroastshow
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clinically depressed woo #techroastshow
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By the time Microsoft Teams loads it’ll be time to clock out ⏳ #techroastshow
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A prompt engineer is just an English major with a job
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Getting fired from IBM 🔪 #techroastshow
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What are your hopes and dreams worth? #techroastshow
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LinkedIn is the best social media site to get unsolicited advice from your high school friends who never left town and became real estate agents
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you’ve been promoted to customer 🤝 #techroastshow
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Laid off tech bro
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just needs to Groww a little more #techroastshow
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a byte of data a day keeps the zuck away #techroastshow
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he’s not getting a return offer #crowdstrike #techroastshow
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Microsoft is the Kumail Nanjiani of tech companies
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the intern has mastered the art of “ask first, think later” #techroastshow
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Microsoft products integrating with OpenAI is like putting premium gas inside of a really old man
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Loved him in Stranger Things 😍 #techroastshow
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Replying to @taskismivraw
SaaS (Stones as a Service)
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For all of those about to get to replaced by GPT4
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his biceps are built off crushing small businesses #techroastshow
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ALPHAbet 😢 #techroastshow
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Is this why Google Chat UX is atrocious #techroastshow
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Tech CEOs: I want to live forever Also Tech CEOs:*snorting ketamine in 110 degree desert*
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he doesn’t know there’s a company called @SpaceX, that’s just what he calls his calendar #techroastshow
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How much does it take to give up your dreams 💸
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Adding stop: Durgam Cheruvu Adding stop: Cyber Hub Adding stop: Ironhill Adding stop: Marine Drive Re-routing… 📸: @matts2kool
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Hopefully we can list ourselves as dependents on ChatGPT’s healthcare plan when he takes our jobs
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offering immortality as a service
f*^*’ing vampire, elf, Prometheus, Dorian Gray, American Psycho, tech bro 😂 hope this guys gets hit by a bus...oh wait @techroastshow
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sui-chai-dal #techroastshow
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low key replacing tech bros with AI is good
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How bad is it at Roku that they need this?? 😵 #techroastshow
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500 days of on call
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40% laid off but not a 40% raise? 🤔 #techroastshow
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Tech Intern who caused FAA outage
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loved him in stranger things #techroastshow
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Unemployed tech bro
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A tech bro’s solution to the homelessness problem ✅ #techroastshow
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Time to switch teams at Microsoft 🙋‍♂️ #comedy #funny #Microsoft
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What’s it like getting PIP’d 🪦 #techroastshow
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Congrats, you’ve been promoted to customer #techroastshow
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Former Twitter employees receiving severance 🙏🏼
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“will you QR code me?” #techroastshow
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Microsoft’s sexiest backend team 🍑
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what company should he kill next? #techroastshow
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Software engineers do date models 🥰 #techroastshow
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Why do things when you can, not 👌 #techroastshow
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Tech intern who caused Instagram to go down yesterday #techroastshow
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When the feature goes live
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Here are some crazy fantasy halloween costume ideas for techies: 1. amazon banana 2. spooky warewolf 3. homebuyer 4. silly vampire 5. someone who isn't on call right now
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Tickets LIVE for TECH ROAST 2042 ‼️ AI tickets available AI now AI for AI our AI new AI RE:RE:RE:REPENT Tour. AI. AI. Singularity.
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Would you invest and why not? #techroastshow
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that awful feeling of an airpod slipping out of your ear when you didn't put one in and don't own airpods
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Tech Bro mentoring the Intern
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What Tesla interns are like ⚡️
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Software Engineer after trying ChatGPT
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what if we kissed in the microkitchen 💕
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First round coding interview ⚔️ #techroastshow
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We sometimes roast Grubhub employees 🍣 #techroastshow
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yeah, we're doing a world tour of just india, dates coming soon
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Hard to meet good guys like this anymore #techroastshow
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OneText is also the way they’ll let you know that they’re laying you off
We got roasted 🔥 by @techroastshow
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Hey heads up, hr is sending us to India to deliver an in-person update regarding your employment status. It’s not going to be a long meeting. Grab a time here: l.sociallyinept.io/india-syn…
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Working on addiction at Meta 😵
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Sales at Salesforce roasted us 🤯
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Performance reviews
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we’ve heard some rumors suggesting that aaron the intern runs our socials this is a lie, we haven’t even let aaron into the building
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Favorite billionaire? 🚽
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Randomly roasted @GoJirav just a little ❤️‍🔥 #techroastshow
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40 hours a week or 40 minutes a week
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Opening a Mars Residential REIT. Who is down to invest?
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What is happening at Tesla 🧐
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Tech Tips from Senior Dev 🌈
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