Builder. Well-meaning but ignorant.

Replying to @sun_girlxo
The counterpart for this would be girls' cars
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Replying to @mechanical_monk
Making a fake contractor badge and wasting hot Chinese spies’ time seems like the most patriotic thing a person could do
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Replying to @leamaric @LeaMaric
But it's important not to forget that liberal white men will gleefully agree with those women because they have no other possible recourse to outcompete these men
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Replying to @anonynaut
Guy who makes >$1M: We’re comfortable
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Replying to @TheFoolishPig
Oh. You were serious.
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Replying to @kevinbaum013
Most student loan borrowers haven’t and won’t contribute meaningfully to the economy.
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Replying to @TheFoolishPig
What does this have to do with raw milk in a jar on the shelf?
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Writing a graphic novel, outsources the *graphic* component
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Replying to @Duderichy
After seeing the “McDonalds fry cooks in Oklahoma make more than nuclear engineers in the UK” discourse, I think it’ll be at the point of crisis by the mid 2030s
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>put heavy piece of metal on ground >it sits >make it curvy and blow air horizontally past it >it move upward
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We're just not going to build cities with greek column courthouses and gothic cathedrals in 2025 America, bro, I don't know what to tell you
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Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
Wait, he got down on his stomach and peered under the crack in the door? Like a genuine pervert move?
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Replying to @SealYamamura
The real question is why hasn't Australia gravitationally collapsed into a sphere?
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Replying to @joakial_
This you?
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Replying to @LinkofSunshine
She’s the kind of pretty that women excessively insist upon
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Replying to @theramblingfool
It's not the cost. It's the shame of knowing. You'll live with that the rest of your life.
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Replying to @JacobAShell
I think you’re off target on McNulty though. They even addressed it in an episode where he slept with the political strategist and told her he didn’t really want to vote for Bush, but couldn’t bring himself to vote for a Dem
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Replying to @HoneyBadgerBite
My wife was insistent on pursuing a career, which is fine with me, but I explained this to her, explicitly and frequently. Now that she’s into her career she thanks me for preparing for the reality. We bond by venting to each other regularly
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Replying to @north0fnorth
It’s also because asphalt is engineered to be soft. Longevity is a lower tier priority to its ability to interact effectively with rubber tires in various weather conditions
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Replying to @webdevMason
Imagine meeting someone and ending up back at your apartment and the sweater comes off
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Replying to @esjesjesj
This sort of pedantry was very helpful at getting Kamala elected and you should absolutely double down on it
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Replying to @hyperdiscogirl
Chruchill napped throughout the war
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Replying to @Romy_Holland
Search Engine pod did an episode on this pretty recently. Quick answer: cemetery land is repurposed more often than any of us expected
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Replying to @ASFleischman
Ofc lol. “Look man, I don’t really care about the candidate but AOC should definitely care about the candidate!”
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Replying to @DocIncredibleX
Not only a symbol of economic prosperity, but a symbol of the greatest wealth redistribution tool ever invented
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Replying to @soychotic
Look, she has a PhD in (history of) medicine so she understands both how drugs always have tradeoffs and also can’t wait for the future drugs that don’t have tradeoffs
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Replying to @ClintonAlden @UHC
Every ounce of your misery is a self-inflicted burden
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Replying to @MaksimThinking
They requested 14,000 H1-Bs
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The data is at best inconclusive on this. It’s leaning toward actual side effects. Which makes intuitive sense, frankly. Bodies are integrated systems, not compartmentalized processes.
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Replying to @avrilbradley23
The man is not influenced by a desired to be liked, I’ll give him that
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Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
Kids like this is what church is for
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NYC "nativists" elbowing each other about how the influx of riff raff is ruining the neighborhood is one of my favorite genres of tweet
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Replying to @Austen
Why would they even want to nationalize it? They already have a national space dept. Just have NASA do what SpaceX is doing and put SpaceX out of business
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Didn’t Cass point out that we simply don’t have the data to say that PBs are good?
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How you doing, bud? You ok?
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Replying to @ArtemisConsort
I read the order. My notes: 1. It doesn't define "fair market value" aside from leaving it up to the department of real estate to adjudicate. 2. The punishment is a max $1,000 fine, which seems like a no-brainer of a risk to take. So, yeah, I don't know who it helps.
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Replying to @default_friend
I don’t know. Seems like if Aella doesn’t want people to be mean to her online she could take of hobbies other than posting outrageous bait on twitter intended to maximize attention getting
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Replying to @plzbepatient
The part where she sympathizes with her ex’s decision and respects it, but got subconsciously creeped out by it is the bigger red flag. She’s a conflicted mess
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But have you considered that she was a communist so a different rule set applies?
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Replying to @Slatzism
Also, he looks good for 61 but lighting and camera filters are also in play
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Replying to @gmiller @Andercot
Why would you need a runway in the air? Just drop the planes
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Replying to @webdevMason
Sorry, are you referring to Mangione or Vittorio?
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Art hoes are both genders
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Replying to @scottsantens
The 2020 true UBI test had a few undesirable long-tail effects that are still rearing their heads
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Replying to @ArmandDoma
What’s the gain in being totally credulous about every bleeding heart internet post that’s almost certainly based on “my cousin’s friend told me”. I buy shrimp all the time and they have eyeballs.
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Replying to @Rockybalbonga1
The gayest thing a man can do is be turned off by a woman because she’s based
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Replying to @neontaster
What does a CO2 monitor do to help prevent Covid transmission?
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Replying to @StatisticUrban
Benidorm's population is like 70,000. These are all hotels. Las Vegas is like this, too
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You said I could use a steak knife. You didn’t say I can’t tie it to a long stick
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Replying to @kitten_beloved
This will be incontrovertible proof of the simulation
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Replying to @lymanstoneky
We can just say out loud that property taxes encourage the changing of hands of property. We don’t need to treat it like taboo. There’s no reason why anyone should be able to camp on real estate. We will run out of land in one generation if that were the case.
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Replying to @Eggsbert_ @_gonads
Being a self-appointed online ethics cop is much more morally hazardous than her post
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What is stopping you? From your description there are few barriers
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Canada and Norway both exist solely because we haven’t built enough nuclear yet.
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Replying to @Duderichy
I'm guessing you eat out 5 times a month on payouts from typing nothing more than "It's over" and "We're back" and I'm impressed.
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Replying to @ArtemisConsort
He cashed in all of his credibility capital when he went to bat for Walz
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Oh no. Matt, stay away from twitter for a couple days
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Hmm. Unless you’re in nyc or sf or similar, your landlord is milking you
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Replying to @BDSixsmith
Man, this is so cyclical. I’m old enough to remember when DEI was just a silly idea of some blue haired college kids. I don’t really know what the answer is beyond I guess that I’m a fascist for finding unpleasant body odor unpleasant
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Replying to @kitten_beloved
Lots of suggesting that the wives are working fake nonprofit jobs, but how many of them are just listed as an employee on a shell business for tax reasons, but they don’t actually work?
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Replying to @upstatefederlst
Looks to me like a free generator
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Replying to @st_louis_stan
Here's a fun thought experiment: A midwit lefty politician is going to see Aella's tweets and be inspired to institute a draft for all women to serve in the National Sex Work For Your Own Good Department and help develop the National AI child porn generator. The only way to stop her is to bully Aella to tears. Wdyd?
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Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
I’m not as quick on the uptake as the other commenters here. WTH does shrimp emoji mean?
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Correct. But the swords still deform
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Replying to @skooookum
“Dum dum” isn’t a mean name though. It’s cute when it comes from me.
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Replying to @_sn_n
I have enough blame in my heart for both of you
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Replying to @GarrettPetersen
Students, to teachers’ Pulitzer reading lists:
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Replying to @KILLTOPARTY
Why does she look like she has an inappropriately loud laugh?
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Replying to @GadSaad @Manhattva
I used to date a Mormon whose mother was Jewish. Referred to herself as a Jormon
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I have a friend who used to work in a bike shop who would laugh when customers said they wanted to buy a bike to get into shape and tell them "bad news--bikes are just too efficient to burn many calories"
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Replying to @jeff82874662
Uh, it's probably even more absurd than you're letting on
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Replying to @RizomaSchool
Once had a roommate’s friend threaten me with legal action because I didn’t spend $10k on radiation treatment on my 13 yr old dog’s tumor. This was after the vet told me there was almost no chance for recovery.
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Can we not do this part, too?
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What’s your hourly rate on twitter?
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Plot twist, OP is 32
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Replying to @StatisticUrban
Removing criminals from polite society is good
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Replying to @fentanylbrownie
Why are you wrecking so many cars?
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Luggage thieving doesn’t make him a weirdo, it makes him a criminal. What are you referring to that makes him a weirdo?
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“I can’t talk to you about the details, random Chinese woman. Let me just explain to you how overstressed I am about my government work and how I’m so very lonely and starved for touch”
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Another important but overlooked aspect of the equation is the fact that doctors are frequently wrong, to the tune of ~400,000+ deaths a year attributable to bad doctoring of one kind or another
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Underlying every murder is someone's justification, bud
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Replying to @deedydas
There will be so little sympathy when the job market collapses
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Replying to @pauliebeats183
Thanks for posting this. It made me look up retail theft and my god
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You're exactly right that one instance of bigotry in England 11 years ago is the same thing as executing and imprisoning gays today in Gaza.
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Replying to @clairlemon @Appyg99
"Why is she going through a difficult time?" *goose meme*
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1&2 have always been protected. 3&4 aren’t rights, or desirable.
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This is exactly why she rejected him. It’s literally insane and completely disconnected from reality to think of smoking in the way you described. It’s not fun to date an insane person.
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Replying to @politicalmath
My 15 year old still says "love you, bye" in front of her friends when I call to check in on her and I'm hanging onto that like Tom Cruise doing one of his own stunts
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I goofed before. 160 for the average height woman is definitely cooked
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Gotta count years w/o summers
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The contractor is a great example of an underdiscussed problem. He mentioned it 7 times b/c he's not W2 and just collecting a paycheck with a raise built in. He's having to constantly sell a 25% higher rate to customers who are overwhelmed by higher prices everywhere
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Replying to @CameronCorduroy
Why’d you cut it iff at 2018?
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Funny how leftists hate Wall Street until this topic comes up
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Do they teach the concept that even through you were within walking distance, some children might live further away in Euro schools?
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Locking in a 2% in 2021 and then watching everyone’s rent double in 2022 sure felt like freedom at the time
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Replying to @Austen
You’d think that, but NIN’s song “Boiler Money Paid for My Studio Time” suggests otherwise
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