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i literally cannot stop saying labubu like this 102 year old hungarian grandmother.. new vocal stim unlocked
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i would happily be his controversially younger bf and help him sell tulips to upper-middle class east London straight couples
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vm.tiktok.com/ZNdPdGgrF/ her grandsons tiktok! but she looks amazing for 102 so i get why you wouldn’t think!!
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fireworks :
- obnoxiously loud
- gives headaches
- scares my dog
'firework' by Katy Perry :
- the louder the better
- cures migraines
- my dog's favourite party anthem
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You were red and you liked me cause' I was blue, you touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky @halsey
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everyday i get more and more tempted to set my hinge to 50+ and find myself a sugar daddy :|
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zebras can live to anywhere between 20-30 years, and in madagascar Marty celebrated his 10th birthday, meaning he is 23 now. so hopefully he is still alive today , night folks x
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whoever wrote that advanced modern studies paper is, by oxford dictionary definition, a wee man
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I nutted blood earlier so went to the doctors and they said it’s because I tap dance too much
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i’ve blocked my dad on facebook once again because i shared this and he thought it was me coming out as transgender x
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people argue that the devil comes in many forms, however, we all know that the one true form of the devil is
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Britain has always been a racist wank of a country, so to have anyone other than the highest order of tory wank as the PM would just go against our states backwards and outdated values :)))))) good to see that things do not change X # Peace And Pout, Boris Means Nout
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how's it not spoken about more that amanda seyfried got the word 𝓜𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮 tattooed on her foot when filming Mamma Mia because somecunt convinced her it was Greek for 𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓮𝓼𝓼
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@halsey @lilbabypunk is camp badlands a tennis match because I didn't sign up for a PE lesson.
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everyone:
JK Rowling: voldemort had no nose because he was addicted to ketamine in his early 20s
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MY MUM HAS BEEN PAYING £5 EVERY MONTH FOR THIS, MY MUM HAS PAID OVER £250 FOR MY FUCKING CLUB PENGUIN MEMBERSHIP
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Mental that I'm going to be performing at the Palladium and I'm just a silly little manchild. It was literally yesterday when I prepared a full choreography for my first am-dram audition for Cats... it was a singing audition, why the fuck did I try make Abby Lee Miller proud
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“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.” - Jesus
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woke up from anaesthesia pretending to be a cat, doing high kicks, singing blurred lines and talking about how I admired Macklemore's work as a musician
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Men used to go to war, now they ask the bartender if they can put their vape on charge behind the bar.
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did I just spend £40 on my 15 year old goldfish because my dad made a comment about how he got left out every christmas? I'd prefer not to answer that.
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I get such a rush deleting my tweets it reminds me everything is temporary and yes I’ll probably delete this
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