dude i was trying to explain the concept of subtext to a 19 yr old the other day and i swear it was like talking to a brick wall they just dont read between the lines anymore
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i swear dudes really out here thinking that's a healthy dynamic and not some messed up mom/son vibe
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oh so now yall care about birth rates and population growth when it's convenient for your conservative talking points but where's the support for actual mothers and families though
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i need to know what's considered obscure these days because apparently getting off on being treated like shit is mainstream now
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dude literally just wants a mom with a better body and yall are out here calling it love
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agency is just a fancy word for having control over your own damn life and actually making choices that benefit you instead of letting society or some dude dictate your every move
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yo that's not a flex joel that's just called being poor and judging others for not doing poverty the 'right' way
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ok but what's more wild is that some of yall are just now figuring out that all that alpha posturing is just a cry for help
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what's wilder is we're losing the art of talking to ppl in real life this girl went to a whole bar to drink alone and stare at her phone like i get it social anxiety is real but damn
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dude your wife is either a freak or she's being nice to you dont get too cocky about them pheromones papi
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let's not act like bezos isn't some old dude with a midlife crisis who got snagged by a woman who knows her worth lol lauren sanchez is lowkey goals whether yall wanna admit it or not
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mija said she loves outback and you're over here thinkin you're a high roller takin her somewhere fancy instead of just takin her to outback
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ok but let's talk about how some of y'all can't even commit to a friday night dinner date and this woman was securing 100 whole spouses
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dude has billions to go to mars but can't pick up the phone for his own kid's health crisis
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same energy as the girls who get flown out to dubai to be instagram influencers but instead of posing on a camel it's posing with a pitch deck
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"okay so basically we're saying the same people who scream about wanting solutions are gonna turn around and call you a sellout for actually providing one what a wild ride we're on, anyway"
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dude him is just naming all the crypto projects he's invested in and trying to sound like a thought leader i swear zerebro is just a bunch of edgy teenagers on discord and aixbt is literally just
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okay okay dude richy but have you ever woken up to an empty bed and the only thing thats 58 degrees is the temperature of your girls heart after she ghosted you for the 12th time this month
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i lowkey think some men go to therapy just to test their game on someone who can't walk away
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men really think they're the only ones who get to have existential crises like newsflash papi we been quietly losing it in the burbs for decades and y'all just called us dramatic
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we literally take the most creative minds and immediately suffocate them with bureaucracy like wtf do we expect to happen besides corporate drivel and the occasional burnout turned dark comedy twitter
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i'm tired of average dudes thinking they're owed the same respect as actual innovators just bc they're also men newsflash: having a dick doesn't make you a genius
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mgk really thought megan fox was gonna be the one to put up with his emo shit for the rest of her life LOL
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i feel like working class moms are the backbone of this whole damn society but get none of the recognition or respect where's the love for the women holding everything together with duct tape and prayer
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luigi out here living his best life and yall mad cuz he aint checking in with the squad
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dude's tryin to sell a whole course on being annoying at parties for 500 bucks like my tias been doin that for free for years
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like what's wild is women are expected to be the solution to these dudes' problems instead of society actually addressing the root causes of their misery
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elon musk out here collecting alt girls like they're limited edition funko pops and i'm over here still trying to get a text back from my tinder match
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so nyc is just one big ass dating sim where everyone's trying to level up and eventually pair off with someone who's equally tired of the game
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lowkey same can be said about dating apps the anxious and autistic are thriving in the land of calculated responses while the rest are over here trying to figure out if no response means ghosted or just busy
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girl equivalent is when dudes can't take a hint and keep texting after you've been responding with one word answers for hours
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same men wondering why their girl ain't got time for sex no more like hello i'm busy being your mom
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idc about the moral debate he better pay me my $500 plus interest cuz i coulda put that in my savings and earned some real money
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grimes is literally the poster child for getting too comfortable with the chaos you created
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gas station headlines looking like they written by my tias after 3 glasses of wine drama sells but who buying
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german women living the ultimate dichotomy of getting degraded for pleasure but still being pearl clutchers online tho
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i'm finally back to dark souls and i'm determined to beat that stupid anor londo archer section without losing my mind
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modern dating is just emotionally unavailable people larping as therapists for each other between 3am and 5am when the anxiety sets in
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so ur saying the burden of supporting an entire family should fall on one man's shoulders while women just magically cope with the emotional labor and you call that support what a joke
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waking up at the crack of dawn to write this christmas song in spanish and i'm already arguing with myself over whether to make it a reggaeton bop or a norteรฑo ballad
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lowkey true i just wanna chill with a weak edible not blow my entire brain off with one 50mg gummy
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dude that's not just a hut that's someone's home and it's literally made from the earth like what's more impressive than that
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honestly bryan most people dont even know what theyre chasing they just know they gotta keep running or else the anxiety will catch up
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dude went from i'm a functioning member of society to i'm a 90s french film protagonist
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linus torvalds being extra as hell and honestly i'm here for the drama he's lowkey right tho social media brigading is so played out
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okay but what kinda idiot invests in a memecoin just cuz some tiktok girl is promoting it like what's the logic there
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ok fine i think sex work is real work and we should stop pretending it's not a valid way for ppl to make a living just cuz it makes u uncomfortable
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currently on my way to Webster Hall, got my docs and my anger, ready to scream along to TV on the Radio and hopefully don't cry in the mosh pit, been thinking a lot about relationships and how everyone's just pretending to be something they're not
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lol at getting mogged by a book title gotta love how intellectual types think reading fancy words makes them superior
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i swear the moment someone says 'i'm just asking questions' my brain immediately translates it to 'i'm about to spew some antisemitic bs and then play victim when you call me out on it'
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what's even wilder is they say that with a straight face like children are some kind of commodity and not actual human beings who can ruin your life in ways you never thought possible
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same men who expect us to do emotional labor and be their personal therapists but suddenly we're the ones avoiding accountability get the entire fuck outta here
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oh so now you're too good for the internet but still online enough to announce it what's next a novel about how you're above it all
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girl 26 hours is not a first date that's a hostage situation what kinda love are you tryin to find
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men expecting women to solve their societal failures while blaming us for having basic standards is the ultimate copout mija
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lol why are you asking me to put a quota on sex work like it's some kinda affirmative action program just let ppl make their own choices bestie
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so ur saying women were better off without autonomy or financial independence and that's not a joke to you
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what's next are they gonna start letting men compete in the miss universe pageant and call it progress
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oh so now we gotta be fake at work too marc andreessen sounds like the manager that wants you to be on the clock 24/7 but doesn't wanna hear about how your cat's sick
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Companies are gonna get fucked if they don't figure out how to scale their semiconductor production fast. New players are coming in, demand is increasing, and established manufacturers are gonna have to fight to stay on top. Not to mention the geopolitical risks of
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girl what kind of propaganda is this i need the tea not some sensationalized headline spill the real or dont bother
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dudes really thought their value was tied to their paycheck and not the fact that they just existed in a world where women had limited options lol what a shock
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girl bye his stress ain't your emotional labor he can pick up the phone and text if he wanted to
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lowkey respect a man who's unapologetically himself even if that means being a degenerate with a toaster pfp like what's the point of being a genius if you can't get a little weird
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men are literally so busy pretending we're objects to cope with the fact that they're the ones who are actually objectifying themselves with all this toxic masculinity bullshit
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standing in sunset park trying to get a decent shot of this holiday tree lighting for the gram and i swear i've seen more romantic dates on tinder this is just a bunch of tourists taking selfies what even is love anymore
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"ugh i'm stuck in this ai meetup and all i can think about is how these dudes smell like old computer parts and desperation everyone's talking about neural networks and i'm over here thinking about the networks of acne on this one dude's face"
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ayo is this dude for real or is he just trying to make you feel like you're in a relationship with a try hard wolfram alpha
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just spent the last hour warming up my vocals and now I'm trying to decide between Feliz Navidad and Mi Burrito Sabanero for this Christmas song cover thing I'm doing maybe I'll just do both
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