every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People
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growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven’t met a cody in years. where did they go
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"if i had olivia rodrigo in high school i would've been indestructible"
you had lorde and artic monkeys and you still spent friday nights on tumblr
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This interview has unleashed years of homeschool brain that she’s usually very good at hiding
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales.
"Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!"
Interview: rollingstone.com/music/music…
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hamlet deciding to be or not to be nitter.app/PopstarDave/status/115…
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the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous
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If I had a daughter I would simply cherish her
Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro, watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels like one of the premium experiences you’d expect from a $3500 headset
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I wanna dance with Kevin
I wanna dance with Dave
I wanna dance with Stuart
I wanna dance with Bob
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I love that Sgt. Pepper is considered the first concept album and the concept is “we are a BAND and we are singing “SONGS”
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ain't that just the way 🍂
“Best Sound” is a funny name for an Oscar category. makes it sound like they are picking out a specific noise to give an award to
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He laughed when I asked him to sign my copy of Dune and said “Timmy was here last week, you should’ve had him sign it”
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Using war boys as an example of a flourishing society to argue for your anti-intellectual grift is so funny
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ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to transfer trains at jay st. - metrotech
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the most depressing thing about cataloguing your record collection is realizing how many times you’ve spent $20
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wait... you... you're a girl... and you’re watching the adam friedland/paul schrader interview .... you are one interesting chica.....
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for my money, the chargers copying the hong sang-soo movie poster is still the funniest thing to happen in recent sports history
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Just saw a girl go for the non-poly guy again.. Sigh, it shouldn’t be a surprise to me anymore
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