This is me this is actually my real life
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seeing this shit in 1875 must have felt like seeing a cybertruck
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publicly posting my likes at the end of each day for transparency
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googling "effect vs affect" in an incognito window
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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who've been on earth before
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3 hours of sleep got me thinking shit like I Hate People Who Laugh
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Do you guys remember when that navy seal guy on here told some dude he'd make him his concubine lmao
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women are pushing 5" inseam shorts because they are perverse and hungry for flesh
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I think the next queen should be a Latina
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I can't even imagine how racist you gotta be to see anything wrong here
All cultures are equal *all cultures:
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I think people with weird fetishes are probably a bit more intelligent on average. There's a level of sophistication required there I think
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come on now not the first person community notes
This deep-fried burger is super cheesy!
Community note
I have no idea why they're reposting several year old content but this restaurant is closed and has been for a while now as a result of - you guessed it - burn related issues. maps.app.goo.gl/5zs8Ryo8pe5Avk
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correct, I'm not a liberal
Gen Z, I’m speaking to you
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The "Police nearby" warning on google maps is a rare bit of solidarity in our sick society
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every time you've been slightly awkward or weird around other people they remember it in vivid detail and frequently think about it
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I woke up in my normal bed
Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can’t because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can’t adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls. Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian.
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Right wingers better be eating snickers bars with a fork and knife if they're gonna be on this shit
Zohran says his worldview is inspired by the 3rd world while eating rice with his hands
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This image is so calming to me
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mario is such a tremendous athlete
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375, 400 -- these are classic oven temperatures.
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It's fucked up that biting the inside of your cheek is possible
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me: hey does anyone have any readings on medieval north African trade networks 17 follower alcoholic who works at a bakery: [link to 157 page pdf] yeah I think this is pretty enlightening
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he goes right from his desks chair to bed and takes zero breaks from screens
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People log on here every week and be like what happened to jewish and italian guys
the phenotype we lost
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Body odor is completely made up.
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6 7" is the first thing that has really made me feel like an old man I have no idea what that means
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You don't see the Drake clapping gif anymore
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I get these reels a lot and it's so fascinating to me. why are you imagining (or regurgitating) this
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imagine if the soviet union lasted long enough for them to have gaming youtubers
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so fucked that the best explanation of commodity fetishism i've ever seen was written by the guy who voiced the t rex in toy story
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peter griffin went off when he coined "it insists upon itself"
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"damn I wish this app would interrupt the music I'm listening to" - something I've never thought
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I don't think that's true
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paradox game pop up ass event
BREAKING: Nicaragua cuts diplomatic ties with the Netherlands
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hey babe can you tell me what this post about liking "medium ugly" men is supposed to mean?
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retiring to your chambers >>>>>>
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Third day of the month being a Wednesday is clean as fuck
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Explain why eating slop with your hands is bad right now. You can't.
Replying to @b1g_damage
L take. Are you indian as well? You don't see the difference between eating pizza and eating slop with your hands?
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Huge uptick in Old Testament posting
oh and towels are not to be washed with clothes
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That cutting board brand new
Heard the left was trying to cancel a white (conservative) male summer… yeah that ain’t happening.
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you ever think about how this site dates back to the bush administration
Just learned that Saddam is dead by hearing about it on Twitter!
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it's a human rights issue that it's illegal to walk around with a beer in most of the US
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I can kinda feel wokeness coming back
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(faking my way into "film twitter") there are a lot of movies in the world.
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it's so cute that cats have their own version of weed
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sex scenes should be more graphic. i'm talking creampie and all.
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Dr Pepper is good for your gut biome it's like kombucha
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it's really fucked up that Phoenix is the fifth largest city in the US
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(jay z monster verse voice) incel, fakecel, femcel, gymcel,
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Nah we gotta ban this shit lol
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I think you're just mad that he has swag and you don't
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Everyone on the plane getting mad at Larry David after he refuses to shake his hand
Every time Jimmy Carter flew Delta, he shook hands with each person on the plane. Because that's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.
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easy. hitlerite fascism.
"all art is political" mfs try and explain the politics of this
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they deserve financial compensation no one would ask to be in so many youtube thumbnails and memes
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Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you
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Why are we arguing about how clean cats are. Islamic doctrine has already settled this
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most powerful dudes alive are alcoholics who also run a lot
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All of this stuff is fake
Former US intelligence official David Grusch claims under oath that aliens exist and that the US government is in possession of UFOs and non-human bodies.
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Every white boy remembers the first time they heard A Tribe Called Quest
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Do you wanna move in together. Because of the tariffs.
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I love this shit man
"Elephants are grey" is probably one of the biggest lies ever told
Community note
It is not a lie. Elephants are actually grayish to brown in color. britannica.com/animal/elephan… elephantconservation.org/about-elephant… tsavotrust.org/tsavo-red-etos… wwf.org.uk/learn/wildlife…
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It's odd that age gap "discourse" is a thing when the oldheads have blessed us with the iron clad "half your age plus 7" rule
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economics is probably the one academic field where I can confidently say I'm smarter than like 99.5% of those guys
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Idk probably like 4
MEN ONLY… 100k per backshot. how many you taking????
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Damn dude that must be pretty hard for you
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One hell of a sentence here
asian wife + his and hers custom porsches big zuck is living the center right-wing trad terminally online technology brother's dream
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22 year old guy: yeah just thinking about my fictitious gooner son and cheating wife
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Do you think one of them has beat off yet
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it's so fucked up that the "Flying V" guitar design dates back to the 50s. that's not something that should have existed until 1981
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just wope my ass so many times
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mac os is so cute. it's like using a fake computer.
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dip the protein bar into the instant coffee
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It's really cool how you're constantly smug and contrarian about everything
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Replying to @oldheaded
Holy shit it's crazier than I remember lmao
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It's because they don't have any money
A bank teller laughs when seeing man with knife wanting to rob bank
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the vaccine should be an absurd amount of liquid like half a liter
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Oh my god dude
His main contribution is his strange & iconic voice. He didn't write any Sabbath songs & very few singers even tried to sound like him. In terms of influence, everyone else in the band was way more important. Even his solo work was mainly influential because of the guitarists
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had to take a t break from the kettle brand jalapeno chips
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Let's face it: picking your nose is really fun
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If you train someone at work they're kinda like your kid now
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smoking straight Ore
Fuck yo weed man get rite wit nya 💤💨💨
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Replying to @yacksort
there's so much nuance here. "nice" doesn't matter that's not the point
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"canary wharf" "harrods" "the shard" elder scrolls country
wait til british ppl realise qatar own canary wharf, harrods, the shard and half the expensive property in London
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it's actually fucking shocking how bad jimmy neutron looks I promise if you watch an episode right now you won't be ready for it
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is this community note really true did high fives not exist until the 70s what the fuck
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one of several types of 2016 guys to still exist
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2025 is too high of a number. The years are getting too big.
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A watched pot literally will boil though
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Czechoslovakia was pretty solid I don't think they really need to be two separate countries like that idk
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this is awesome
Dude shows his super sketchy apartment
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