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In America, we've got this thing called freedom of speech— and a man on this stage can say any dumb-ass thing he wants
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This is what happened:
No child left behind meant students couldn't be left back.
Teachers passed students that they shouldn't.
The next years class has students who can't keep up.
The curriculum has to be dumbed down.
Students pass. Regardless.
Rinse and repeat.
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"That boy ain't right, but he's all I got on account of the narrow urethra"
ALT Bobby Hill as Hank (mockingly): That boy ain't right, but he's all I got on account of the narrow urethra. 〔 Follow @propaneface for more King of the Hill content 〕
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My favorite part is when he posts the same tweet 8 times all worded slightly differently. Then he deletes the ones that didn't get engagement
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ALT HANK: I am the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County. 〔 Follow @propaneface for more King of the Hill content 〕
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Story says the butterfly is toxic. Known to be poisonous. They're waiting for a toxicology to confirm it was the specific poison that killed him. But this was in Brazil, where they have shit like that
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