Native Philadelphian 🦅 intern at Kramerica Industries • #seinfeld (not actually Wayne Knight) • might be @propaneface
Philadelphia, PA
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𝙒𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙞𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙜𝙡𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙚𝙨𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙪𝙖𝙡 𝙖𝙩 𝙆𝙧𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙘𝙖™ 🤝
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Bro posts mello-yello, like the least popular soda and isn't even sold in half the country
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If I'm already sitting in a barber chair, why would the barber need to ask permission to cut my hair?
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Vlonepredator may be the first person to have successfully ratio'd President Biden
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The dude made a whole career out of pretending to be Peter Griffin. Absolute legend tier.
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Why would I tip her for making me shit in a hole? I can go to the nearest gas station and shit in a toilet for free
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The ironing of the sheets and the mint on the pillow automatically made me think it was a bit
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He's schizophrenic and also abuses meth.
He no doubt had something weird happen to him, though. Trauma is what triggers schizophrenia in people predisposed to it
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This is awkward as hell. I don't wanna worry that some half assed robot is gonna spill hot soup all over me
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No fucking way
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This isn't what Archie looks like
telegraph.co.uk/fashion/royals
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These guys probably all have girlfriends, bro, and if not, who cares?
They're clearly having fun at least
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> be me, 1st grade
> teacher says we can't use a calculator
> "you won't always have a calculator in your pocket"
> have rich neighbor with cell phone
> remember him saying "it does everything, even has a calculator"
> yell "what about cell phones"
> teacher tells me to leave
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Pizza was invented by the Italians but perfected by Italian Americans.
That's why the best pizza is from American cities that have/had large Italian populations
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He does this on purpose because he knows you're basically advertising for him for free
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I remember this, and they ended up changing the guy's name in the title after the initial shitstorm of comments
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Why does this guy have such a strong hold over these women? He's like a black Pete Davidson
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Pretty sure that's a grift from the sugar companies, the claims and science don't really add up imo
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*Doesn't say anything, hardly acknowledges you, and then gets mad when you ask out a different girl*
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Nah, the original dude deleted his account a while ago. Someone saw the screen cap and made a new account with that handle.
Just someone trying to get followers on an account they're gonna sell, probably.
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