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 bay area
Joined February 2021
when you follow me there are certain privileges
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gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time
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bye
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gf slept like 13 hours last night and now she’s taking a 4:30 nap? women are so mysterious . Or maybe she has a disease
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Geoff Engelstein@gengelstein
6 Dec 2023
My daughter’s dice collection.
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have some darling its bloody brilliant
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Alan Corey | Atlanta Real Estate Expert@RealEstateMaxi
16 Jan 2024
One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I WAS NOT EATING SAND
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do not be Fearful
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BUT MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
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cooking sober - well this fucking sucks . what the fuck cooking drunk- haha fuck yeah !! Yes !!! I am like the rat from Ratatouille
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Grok what was the ethnicity of that lady who just cut me off ?
Nic Cruz Patane
@niccruzpatane
15 Jun 2025
Grok integration is coming to Tesla UI. This is going to be a game changer.
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President Biden Archived
@POTUS46Archive
11 Jun 2023
If you haven't already – text me at (302) 404-0880. Tell me what's front of mind for you and your family this summer.
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Thinking about the homeless man in Austin who I used to pay $15 to not cum on my car while I went out and one night I came back and all the cars around mine had cum all over them except mine and he was sitting on my hood and said “I ain’t touch this one miss Kenzie!!!”
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unconscious conscious
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im kinda trapped in my own submarine mentally per say
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show me on the Labubu where he touched you
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i do this every time my wife gets home from work
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monday
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her thigh gap 😍
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
1 Sep 2024
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i’ll do it when I’m ready
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can i come over and do this
Goth Moth Mooria🐄
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My friend is an elementary school teacher in SoCal sent me this picture— what they confiscated this month
Community note
The original photo was posted by MostEvilMan. The source of the vapes is not stated. t.co/87odglyb4
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the Sniffer
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how your email finds me
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my gf needs 9+ hours a of sleep so she has enough energy to be super mean to me
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I wish blocking somebody killed them
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* introducing my gf* yes she is nice but you have to be careful
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this is how my gf touches me
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Hi Im Radioactive and Soon You too
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sorry i have to go . My gf just sprayed me with the spray bottle whcih means Bad
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yea i got that dog in me
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hope hopes hoping
@hopes_revenge
4 May 2023
ovulating at Costco
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oughhhhhhhhhh
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reading all the signs at the aquarium so the fish know i actually care about them
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how it feels to ask for a side of ranch
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omg her first spicy potato taco
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me when i Get You
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- Elijah Muraoka -
@elijahmuraoka_
17 Jun 2025
I'm not gay But every founding team needs this kind of relationship I would not be where I am today without this guy My co-founder, roommate, teammate, friend, classmate, Asian twin, and more. Find someone you can be this close with, and I guarantee you'll build something amazing. Love you brother @mikelong107
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my gf has many gnome-like qualities — small , scurrying, collecting , mischief etc — kinda makes me wonder
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what if we kissed under the seal lamp?
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i …
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i spent my peak neuroplasticity on 4chan and now i can sense minorities through walls .
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the authorities removing me from the Whole Foods olive bar
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i am the prettiest girl at Home Depot
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i love my autistic gf even though her special interest is being mean to me
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girl Kibble
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stupid stupid Stupid
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please please please let me get what i want
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I’ve got my eye on you
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can I come over and stare at you like
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mom i frew up
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Of course I cum fast . I love you
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waiting for your Text kitten
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sorry kitten the economy is really looking bad , We are both gonna have to get an older boyfriend
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there are twice as many stars as usual
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LOL
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Im on some shit u wouldn’t know about
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moisturized . glistening . ready for bed
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im a leftist who uses ai to cheat on my art history homework at Bard College . when i graduate i will get a job at one of my dad’s friends companies .
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lumch time
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my gf tied me to the bike rack out front of Sephora i’ve been lunging at Chinese tourists
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the dog in me
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what’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your snail cakes
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Moo Deng noooooo
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please Help the water level is rising
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kitten ive been following your Slime trail
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please Dont do cocaine tonight
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today evilness Won
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his and hers
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oh you’re catholic ? name your favorite guilt
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my gf forgot to lock the door of my enclosure today . i could have run away but i love her
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Joe Weisenthal
@TheStalwart
5 Nov 2025
*ZOHRAN MAMDANI WINS NYC MAYOR RACE: AP
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ugh this condom is giving me sensory issues :/ maybe Let’s have a baby ?
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YAY YOURE AWAKE
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dark times are coming
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can i come over and do this
Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be
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kitten daddy cannot monitor your likes anymore back to the cage
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hey me and the other squids saw you from across the murky depths and really dig your vibe
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leave me ALONE
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his ass is not paying his share of the $900 bill
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unstoppable Beast
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Cigarette daughter or Fat son
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this jpeg makes me SO emotional
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went #4
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and she wants a black bean Crunchwrap and a spicy potato taco
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is there any more butter chicken and naan bread ?
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me when my gf is mean to me
The White House
@WhiteHouse
9 Apr 2025
DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED
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