Graduate of Bishop Sycamore HS & Trump University. Handsome. Blocked by @PETA. Please stop fucking shouting.
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Tristen Newton two-year resume:
2x national champion
2x all-NCAA tournament team
NCAA MOP
Consensus first team all-American
Bob Cousy Award
Unanimous first team all-Big East
All-Big East Tournament team
Big East Tournament MVP
Four career triple doubles
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Asking every blonde chick at the bar if sheās @hannahcmontoya will report back with success rate
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Just met Steph Castleās cousin at the bar. Been a UConn fan since ā00. āIām the reason he came to uconn!ā
If thatās true, from the bottom of my heart: thank you random Steph Castle cousin man
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Soloās quietly gotten better on defense
Tarris has quietly become more consistent
Karabanās quietly found his groove
UConnās quietly one of the nations most feared teams
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When people are spitting at your wife and calling you aggressive shit in public youāre allowed to respond and put those clowns in place.
I am so fucking tired of public figures getting bashed and painted as in the wrong for shit like this.
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Dan Hurleyās reaction to winning a national championship vs Shaka Smartās reaction to winning a game against UConn:
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āNo, babe. His name is Isaiah Whaley and his nickname is āThe Wrench.ā Itās kinda a long story, but you see babe, UConn was really bad not that long ago and when Isaiah came in they sucked and when he left they were great, he kinda fixed it like a wrench would, babe. Thatās why.ā
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Not letting Grandma outta the cage until @TarrisReedJr announces what heās doing.
Sorry, Mema. These things matter and require barbaric measures. For Tarris is not only a bear, heās a barbarian bear.
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Donāt boo our team. Itās bush league.
However, Iām REALLY not loving the sudden stereotyping of āfans who didnāt go to UConnā type shit.
Iāve been a diehard UConn fan because of my dad for my entire life. I didnāt go to UConn. He did.
Do not question my validity. Ever.
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GRANDMA IS OUT OF THE CAGE!!!!!!!!!! @TarrisReedJr
Not letting Grandma outta the cage until @TarrisReedJr announces what heās doing.
Sorry, Mema. These things matter and require barbaric measures. For Tarris is not only a bear, heās a barbarian bear.
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My hot/lukewarm take is the CT Sun should move/split their home games to/in Hartford.
There is a very, very significant womenās basketball fanbase in this state, but convincing folks to go from, say, Simsbury to Norwich is not enticing.
WNBA Commissioner Cathy Engelbert has announced that the league is considering Philadelphia, Toronto, Denver, Nashville, and South Florida as potential cities for WNBA expansion, per @YahooSports
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I am once again reminding @UConnHuskyAD that it is preposterous that Adama Sanogo is the only Final Four MOP not in the Huskies of honor and we must add him immediately considering we added the next Final Four MOP after him already
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My mom beat cancer 10 years ago right around this time. She was told sheād have to take pills for the next decade. That was intimidating for her and she said it sounded like forever.
She just took her last this morning. Beating cancer is an ongoing journey, toughest lady I know.
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Honestly, good for PCBC with this tweet and good for Providence. And above all, good for Carter.
Genuinely hoping heās better than Kris Dunn in the NBA. Itās only ever rivalries in BE play. Always pull for BE teams pre and post conference play and BE guys in the NBA.
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Iām really not trying to start any arguments or debates in any groupchat or on here or anything like that, but Iām gonna say this and this only:
Watching him give this inaugural address, I truly cannot believe people fell for this fucking garbage. Again.
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Itās gonna be rather funny when everyone is so surprised that Solo Ball and Jaylin Stewart are stars next year lol
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@StephonCastle walking into UConn for 8 months only to become an all time program great, all time conference great, national champion and becoming a top 5 NBA draft pick like it was all light work
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You know what Iām not? A shitty fan. Our boys fought and lost to a better team today. Our guys are still winners because weāve won two titles in a row. Today sucked, but Iām not wavering.
Go Huskies. The only time we call the three-peat off is until somebody knocks us off.
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Really glad @TomCaron is pressing the Red Sox right now. Itās nothing new but it is refreshing to hear it come from NESN.
Not saying they donāt do it. Tom is great. Just really glad itās been pointed out within five min of the postgame show. 3 years, no playoffs, unacceptable
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Lost my grandma over the weekend after a journey with dementia. I implore you all to commit yourselves to connecting and providing enrichment to those at risk. Supporting charities is great, keep doing that. But enriching the mind is quite literally how we can work to prevent it.
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The 45th President of the United States is having an absolute fucking meltdown on Truth Social right now
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āSo itās called āDivine Providenceā and it was supposed to be about the coaching change for Providence basketball, but this guy called the coach Hitler and then the commissioner of the whole league took legal action against me. Let me back up, itās called āBlue Demon Degenerateāā
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Collin Gillespie being so active on Big East Twitter this time of year is just him insuring heāll have a job at Fox or Field of 68 once heās out of the league in two years
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SOUTHERN CONNECTICUT STATE UNIVERSITY UPSETS #3 BENTLEY ON THE ROAD TO ADVANCE TO THE SEMIFINALS OF THE NE10 CONFERENCE TOURNAMENT MOTHERFUCKERS SCOTT BURRELL IS THE GREATEST COACH EVER
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If you think Hurley is even slightly in the wrong for this you need to put your helmet back on
If you actually head over to Josh Jonesā Facebook stories, he actually caught the whole scene. He actually says āIf you reach over, Iāll knock you out!ā hereās the whole clip. Iāve now seen this incident from multiple angles. Regardless Hurley is bum for acting like this.
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I didnāt go to UConn and I live and die with UConn basketball. Why? Because my father (did go to UConn) introduced me to it when I was very little. It then became one of the many things that brought us close together, and remains that in the midst of our adulthood.
In short:
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Iām gonna miss Aaron Jones being a celeb in our fan section. I mean, what truly unique sidebar story for the program these last two years.
A year from now, let alone 20, thatās gonna feel like it was a fever dream.
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I wanted Timberlake too, but man this total meltdown from some of you (a mere 16 days after a national championship) is pure theater
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I was at chilis and the app state game was on and I told my server that under no circumstances could the channel be changed (I was eating alone)
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I love how the CT GOP is telling you to go vote early when the ballot has a question on whether voting early should be allowed, and theyāre telling you to vote no on voting early.
Liberal vs conservatism is always a debate Iām willing to have, but look at these assclowns.
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If this works I legitimately will never chirp any Providence College Athletics content ever again. I may even become an honorary fan if folks will have me. Again, IF this works.
CC: @Leb_Zeppelins @FriardUp @FriarsCapital
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Didnāt want it to have to come to this but:
Not letting grandma outta the cage until @AlexKaraban tells us what heās doing.
Sorry to do this to you again, Mema. But I donāt care how good your cookies are. Alex is not a man; he is a god. I would die for him or kill others.
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I believe tonight is the end of the line for my big lil bro. Everyone pour one out and say a prayer for the Pettleburg family kitty. š
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If this is a joke Val Ackerman gets my apology because this would be the single funniest thing anyone has ever done to spite someone.
If this is real weāre beyond the point of needing her fired.
The BIG EAST Conference has announced a new partnership with Officially Human (@OffyHuman), an organization dedicated to improving the treatment and retention of sports officials at all levels.
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āI, @BlueDemonDegen, do solemnly swear. That I will faithfully execute, the Office of President of the United Statesā¦ā¦.
ā¦ā¦.So help me God.ā
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Hey guys. Really sorry, my power went out and Iām now on a massive tape delay. Just now catching myself up.
I assume Illinois responds to this 8-0 run by UConn?
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Alrighty, so:
-The B12 shit
-Tampons? Really? Weāre doing this?
-Everyoneās least favorite Providence burner picking a fight with DāAmelio
-What Is Life Yo reminds us he exists by spewing his most hateful shit yet
Did I miss anything? Or is that about the recap for the day
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Whatās really fun if you look at KenPom is UConn is the only team thatās yet to be eliminated from the 2024 NCAA Tournament
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āAaaand at guard, a 6ā3 junior from Leesburg, Virginia, number one,
SOOOOOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLā
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PSA to UConn fans on line: the forecast is already massively walking back the initial threat of a snowstorm. Get your asses to Gampel.
(CC: @MisterHotBalls @HurleyMania @UConn6thBorough @BpenfieldJ)
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UConnās hotel got robbed and best player got poisoned in 2023, and in 2024 the team was the last to get to the final four by about 18 hours and still didnāt have a contest.
And Iām supposed to be scared of some loss to Seton Hall?
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This. Is. The greatest fucking thing I have ever fucking seen. Well done, David. Well done.
@BpenfieldJ @CBeshJr @HurleyMania @walkrightier @KyleGarab
When it comes to shitposting, No one does it like UConn twitter
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Thank you EVERYBODY for making UConn Twitter incredible.
Special shoutouts to @MisterHotBalls and @HurleyMania for working tirelessly to give us the incredible content they do despite having full time jobs themselves.
I love you all. And Iām here to stay.
I have a very deep and passionate message for you all that I will type out to you tomorrow. Until you get further context, I just wanted to thank you all for being a very real part of my life. UConn Twitter means more to me than most folks will understand/give credit for
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I got blocked by Frank the St Johnās fan and Iād just like to ask what the fuck did I do lmao
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āBabe I told you, his name is āCurry Hicks Sage.ā Heās the guy who keeps tabs on basically every college basketball coaching job in the country. Despite resources the media has, he has the most accurate & up to date info. I know itās Valentineās but can we listen?Please babe.ā
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Whaley liked my tweet
āNo, babe. His name is Isaiah Whaley and his nickname is āThe Wrench.ā Itās kinda a long story, but you see babe, UConn was really bad not that long ago and when Isaiah came in they sucked and when he left they were great, he kinda fixed it like a wrench would, babe. Thatās why.ā
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An absolute atrocity. You cannot convince me otherwise, arenāt they finally getting rid of it this year?
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The words ānationalā and āchampionshipā seem to be absent from your vocabulary. Then again, I donāt blame you. Who really does have the vocab of 1977 these days?
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There is absolutely a first date happening precisely 1 foot away from me and holy fucking hell is this dude blowing it
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This is gonna be the first summer where Iām not totally repulsed by UConn conference realignment rumors.
Good luck.
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