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@3YearLetterman Coach we gotta teach'em young, so this is my nephew at the UConn/Nova game tonight:
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I'm still in shock that this masterclass play drawn up by Scheyer didn't work last night.
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how โbusy you wereโ
- how many hours you worked
People will remember January 18th 2020, when Dan Hurley said "People better get us now, that's all, you better get us now because it's, it's coming."
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Went on a jog across the Alamodome to get @CoachToddGolden postgame tonight Dr. Wes! Mobility is key this time of year. Have never tried running 8 minutes without a timeout but will keep the hustle. Have a great night!
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"Have either been UConn or top 3 in KemPom."
We break all the rules and just go win! God I love this program.
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During that last timeout, Neptune drew up a gem of a play and luckily we have boots on the ground that got a great picture of it.
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It's the National Championship game so the signs are BACK and doing numbers in person.
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Alex Karaban just out here casually promising and delivering National Championships.
What a guy.
Castle: You gotta get me one bro
Karaban: Letโs go get one then. You wanna win one?
Castle: Yeah bro I need some
Karaban: I want 2 more, and then you can have 2.
*spoiler alert*
He got him one.
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Just remember guys, Jeff Goodman's Final Four which he picked a month ago is:
Duke
Michigan State
Villanova
Saint Mary's
With Duke cutting the nets (Seth's pick too) and maybe as of rn 2 or maybe even 3 of them might not make the tourney
Dont ever take this guy seriously, ever
Our Final 4 and National Title Picks.
@SethDavisHoops and I both picked the same team to cut down the nets in Phoenix.
themessenger.com/sports/finaโฆ
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Everyone blaming Kyle Neptune for that last play, I'm sorry but you're wrong. He drew it up perfectly as seem below, his players just didn't execute.
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I firmly believe Dan Hurley will win 2 more championships at UConn, and one of them might be next year.
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Lol I found Jeff's burner guys.
I got the scoop first so suck that Jeff, and if you try to encroach on my territory I WILL bully you in DM's
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Just saw the locker rooms each team in the Final Four gets.
We used to celebrate champions.
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Today I am thankful for this wild CBB community I am a part of, especially #UConnTwitter.
I put out a tweet not too long ago and tagged @JoeyCalcaterra2 who, within ten mins of that tweet, DM'd me.
Then 10 mins after that his wonderful mother @JCaliMama3 also (1/3)
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UConn fan here and I'll tell you right now if Muss has a shortcoming as a coach, I don't think it's development...hes pretty damn good at that.
Sup Hog Twitter!
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Something Something coping about my program not having won a Natty in a decade by talking about brand.
Am I doing this right?
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Calling another bald guy, "Baldy" with a shit eating grin on your face while pointing to your rings is just pure Champion stuff.
Idgaf that was hysterical
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UConn doesn't need this game, Danny could play the walk ons and rest everybody else.
But his undying hatred of Providence and their fanbase is going to have his team ready to put the nail in their coffin.
He is us and we love him 4 it, now lets go ruin their fucking season.
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Show me where Goodman apologized to Degen, or you for that matter, because I've not seen or heard it and I've been chronically on this app the past 48 hours.
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Shoutout @CoachJeffWalz for this clip.
Geno has like 34582 records that'll never be broken but ESPN writes an anonymous hit piece on how good it is that its "over".
Newsflash, it ain't over and we got a couple of...REALLY great players coming back next year.
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Did Connecticut just become a monarchy? Because this sure as hell looks like the Queen.
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A SJU player could take out a baton and beat a Xavier player to death during the full court press and the refs wouldn't even consider blowing the whistle.
Holy shit that was tough to watch
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The Lakers don't even have a single Big East Championship or Final Four appearance.
Poverty
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Xavier needs to make the tourney because they will give some higher seed absolute fits.
I need to see them ruin someone's season. Their vibes are also S tier
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Tip my cap to Creighton, they played awesome tonight.
Changes nothing about what this UConn team can do and how good they are.
Chanting overrated though is just "I dont know ball 101".
See you at the Garden
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OK but you don't understand, UConn lost so much yes, but they also are legitimately 11 deep with a realistic chance to 3peat and like 4 guys ate going to have insane breakout years.
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As I sit here, getting overly depressed and emotional about a regular season college basketball game, I gotta tip the cap to Xavier.
They wanted it tonight, the players brought it, the fans at Cintas brought it, and that is a dangerous team
GG's X homies, GL the rest of the way
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Absolutely fucking NOT, give me Big East or give me death.
According to @RossDellenger, there is a renewed interest from Big 12 Commissioner @brettyormark in adding #UConn.
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New Mexico/Boise comes on and Im instantly reminded that great basketball exists when the refs just dont blow the whistle every trip down the floor.
The Mountain West is just beautiful and so fucking fun.
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The amount of UConn players with more National Championships than Jim Boeheim is now a mile long and staggering.
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Jaylin Stewart chants erupt out of sections 208 and 209.
A new day has dawned my friends. @JamarVip is the happiest guy in MSG rn.
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Easily one of the coolest gifts I have ever gotten, laser engraved coasters of amazing UConn moments.
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I said this yesterday in a group chat but it bears repeating here too.
I did not have the entire Demary family being elite shitposters on my bingo card but it's just further evidence they are one of us.
This family does not duck smoke on this app and I'm here for it.
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I would trust this person to raise my first child (when I finally get to that part of life).
When I tell you this is dead serious that this literally just happened to this friend who is taking a redeye home, i mean it.
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Now that Tristen is correctly on the wall, we need to have this conversation.
By "this conversation" I mean put him on the fucking wall, no discussion needed.
THANK YOU to @CoachTomMoore. UConn legend. 4x national champ with two different regimes. Recruiting wizard. My wife (a former team mgr) NEVER forgets to tell me that Coach Moore is one of the best dudes in the business. Put him on the wall.
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I'll take "Great Teams That Got Their Shit Rocked By UConn in 2023 and 2024" for $1000.
Who are:
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They are at the Dunkin Thru trying to order corn on the cob. Had to get out of my car and explain to these hayseeds thats not how this works.
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Good thing no one has ever given a single shit about what the University of Cincinnati thinks
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Half ends, 30 seconds later the doorbell rings and this gets delivered to me, I'll take it as a sign.
Thank you @AthletesThread for correcting this and sending me another so fast
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Everyone is talking about Flagg cancelling his Kansas visit but no one is talking about how sad it is that if he goes Duke there's like a 80% chance he doesn't make it to the second weekend of March Madness...
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I just want to go on record as saying I love him, no matter what.
Our crazy matches his crazy so perfectly it's downright disgusting.
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Seton Hall and Indiana State got fucked, not snubbed, but completely fucked by the shitty tourney committee.
Still cannot believe they gave us Virginia.
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They didn't need to do any of this, in fact I tagged Joey originally, simply so that he knows he has fans for life in CT.
The response was more than I could have imagined and we are blown away.
Thank you Calcaterra's, from the bottom of my heart.
#JoeyCalifornia
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Aside from the vetoed Hotballs sign, this is prolly my favorite sign from Gameday.
Durag Danny is some gangster shit.
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He really is bringing everybody back, this is wild.
Staying ๐ in all the time.
Awesome to have Jerome Dyson stop by summer workouts ๐
#HU5KIES
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Cam Spencer goes to hype up the crowd and I turn see @MisterHotBalls give the most egregious middle finger to I dont even know who.
Point is, this place is absolutely insane right now, I cant hear myself scream half the time.
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Confirmed he's in every Space on a burner. Guy has been in on the joke from the beginning.
"We suck at winning close games, so we've got to go with the alternative" ๐คฃ
Dan Hurley kept it real ๐ฏ @UConnMBB
#MarchMadness
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Today I said goodbye to my best friend of 12 years.
That caption was 1000% correct then and always will be.
Goodnight sweet prince, and a flight of angels sing thee to thy rest.
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Not just cause he won #5 but, and I've said this before, you couldn't make a more perfect UConn coach (Save Calhoun). It's like he was made in a lab for the sole purpose of coaching at UConn.
He is a total nutcase but so are we, it's a perfect fit.
Dan Hurley hasnโt changed one bit after winning the national title. In fact, heโs probably more motivated now after tasting ultimate success. Says last season also matured him in many ways.
Feels as though this team has a chance to get back to Final Four.
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Cool, now everyone can shift focus back to the sport that actually fucking matters and has the greatest postseason known to mankind.
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I bought my nephew a pack of basketball cards tonight.
Absolutely mythical pull for a UConn fan here. 15 cards and he got these four in that pack.
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Here's my take on the Adama/Clingan stuff:
I don't have one, I'm just gonna keep my fucking mouth shut for the first time in my life and trust the coaching staff and whatever happens, happens.
In the meantime, here's a nice pic for you all to stare at, maybe it'll calm ya down
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Got this for my nephew for Easter, it's fucking gigantic. Good thing it's in a big room with a high ceiling lol.
Everything is turning up UConn baby.
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Holy fuck Creighton. I asked you for one thing, to help with ticket prices tomorrow and what did you pack of corn fucks do? Shit all down your leg.
I hope you draw nothing but Mountain West teams in the NCAA tournament.
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I genuinely fucking love how much Dan Hurley gets under so many people's skin. If he were your coach you'd run thru a brick wall for him.
Clutch your pearls, get your chirps out, be Karen's and the moral police on Twitter, but most importantly kiss the fucking rings.
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At a concert in Stamford wearing all UConn gear including my Andre Jackson Jr. jersey and already got 4 ppl who complimented me.
I love living in this CT bubble.
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I'm at a very rare loss for words, I cant even describe this except that I'm hopping a plane Monday morning and I'll see you crazy fucks in Houston
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UConn seeing Marquette and Creighton getting knocked out and now must carry the Big East torch.
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3 Takeaways from tonight without overreacting to anything because why would we?
1. Sophomore class has made a LEAP and it is very fucking noticeable
2. We will just have way too much offense for most teams, it's unreal
3. Cold Ass White Boy SZN never left, just new names
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We are a National Title Contender without our top ten pick Stephon Castle.
Thank about that
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Idgaf if it's Ford, Shaka, Hurley or anyone else.
If you do this kind of shit you should get T'd up immediately.
We gotta clean this up across college ball before one of these coaches wins a 6th man of the year award for this bullshit.
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I wish we could have loaned Xavier Donovan Clingan just for this game.
He would bully Edey out of his little lunch money, call him a nerd, and stuff him into an oversized locker.
Go X
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I can legit just drive him down like it's not a big deal lol. I got 3 dogs I know the drill. I got room for his handler and whoever. @UConnHuskyAD
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The University of Connecticut Huskies after losing 3 starters and 5 of their top 8 scorers, is going back to the Final Four for the second year in a row.
No this isn't some shitty April Fools joke, that shit is actually happening.
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