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Even funnier! The dude recording is being reckless and more dangerous than the dude sleeping.
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Replying to @nypost
Reminds me of Tucker Carlson saying: You are not hired as a journalist because you are smart, you are hired because you are dumb enough to be manipulated. Perfect case study here.
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Replying to @nullpointered
Thinking outside of the box.
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Whether he's critiquing the price, questioning the safety of alcohol, or 100% not talking about his product, @rickygervais is the best. πŸ˜‚
When you’re waiting to film an advert and the dog suddenly remembers she loves you.
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Replying to @MKBHD
Apple C suite: Let's show some fun stuff to Marques so he might stop trashing us all the time. 😩
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Replying to @criminalplaza
Couple pranks or family Vlogs should be banned from social media.
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Replying to @MKBHD
"Share your ideas, share your photos with ChatGPT" Everything they said about privacy & security for the last 30 minutes just went out of the window. Apple is such a great liar. πŸ˜‚
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Germany is in very bad shape and the future is dark.
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Replying to @BretWeinstein
Because of this tweet. He said that he would block anyone against the removal of the block feature to show them how counterproductive the feature is. A simple search would have prevented the thread & many unanswered questions. 🏁
For me the Block feature is essential and mute is no substitute. If you want to understand what I’m talking about, @elonmusk, I’d be happy to explain it. Eliminating the ability to block will cripple the platform for dissidents. It’s not about what trolls say to us.
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She’s married to the CEO. Add to that Miami & real estate and it’s a full package deal.
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Replying to @gabewise
That's the signal that the app will fail. I saw somewhere that they don't allow screaming or heated conversations.
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Replying to @BillAckman
Don't forget those prime ministers of the United Kingdom. They should be included.
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Investments & diversification. Invest $10 10times and then 50m 10times. You’ll see the big difference.
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Replying to @VCBrags
I hope he's better at maths during deals. lol
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Christmas can't be Christmas without Home Alone and American Airlines.πŸŽ„πŸŽ„
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Replying to @dumbbitchcap
This dude has a serious problem to always be so preoccupied by others.
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Replying to @mattvanswol
Don’t show him the 3 in 1 dishwasher tabs 🀣🀣
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Replying to @esaagar
Someone acquired thousands of cat DNA tests for $50 million. Just for the data. Imagine 15 million human samples
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In the last 6 months, Joe Rogan interviewed: Mel Gibson, Josh Brolin, Russell Crowe, Dennis Quaid. They've achieved stardom, yet these interviews feel like casual conversations with neighbors, forgetting how they’ve shaped our culture.
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I still can't believe it. They killed a legacy name, becoming unknown by the 70+ yo.
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Big difference; he was on Trump's ticket, not a random dude drinking coffee and doing nothing for $500k per year.
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Replying to @DefiantLs
They are so deep in their insanity they don't realize how stupid they sound.πŸ˜‚
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Too much talk wasted, just go full speed. 1/ Send randomized outlook meetings everyday for a month with 30 email addresses. 2/ Outsource the job. 3/ Check back until you see the agency closed.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Lequel des deux? The dog or the planet?

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Replying to @stclairashley
I wouldn’t trust him if he was a barista at Starbucks. Eyes never lie.
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Women bragging about travels multi languages and money are insufferable to talk with. They mostly have stories about a rich friend who knows a friend rich. I never met one fun enough to not move away from her.
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
Was he disbarred because of his shirt? He should be.
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George Bush stopped by the gummy store and took one too many before the inauguration. πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @annakhachiyan
Staying at Gaiman’s for 21 days after the event reminds me of Kevin Spacey’s accuser, who still attended a party after the incident, because "the guest list was too good to miss."
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Replying to @latxcvi @visakanv
Have you seen his face? 😁 He’s the perfect picture of a weak man with money postering as strong one.
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Replying to @Heccles94 @elonmusk
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ When you don't like someone, you don't show up at their house.
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Just got my hands on the Atari 2600+! It perfectly captures the original 1977 feel - the touch, the quality, everything! It’s like a flashback in time. Totally loving this! @atari #RetroGaming #Atari2600
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Replying to @JesseKellyDC
looks like Crocs selling points.

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Replying to @SpaceX
The choreography is amazing
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100%. I love how they speak for everyone, while he has posted two new videos with the same reach. πŸ˜‚ Mostly, they forget that he works with Dbrand and more closely with Ridge on upcoming products with a real R&D behind.
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You’re Never Too Old To Start A New Venture ! #startup #entrepreneur
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Replying to @TimJDillon @netflix
It should be a season series. πŸ˜‚ It reminds me of Chris Farley.
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Her manager didn’t managed her brand well, pushing her PR campaign for everything and anything during the last 2 Spider-Man screenings. It was bond to happen.
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Replying to @lexfridman
This is pretty wild. I have to admit.
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Replying to @GadSaad
Or he feels one bit of shame, and Trump has the upper hand.
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The Thread bois business is dead in few days. Best news of the week!
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Replying to @nothing
Headphones by Nothing!!!!!
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Replying to @elonmusk
MSM: 😑 Elon:
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Replying to @TimJDillon
5 seconds in, Alex smocking weed and already drunk, drinking from the Tito's bottle. It can only be a fire episode.
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I visited a high end website. They use a controlled scrolling speed. I lost my mind in 10sec and didn’t buy anything.
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Replying to @lifeofbi
I bet her About us was: β€œβ€¦because she couldn’t find the patterns and design she liked, she decided to launch her own…”
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you can drive many cars at the same time but it involves a lot of walking.
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Replying to @vonderleyen
This could have been an email. This is not the flex you think it is in 2024.
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Replying to @Jason
It’s becoming clownish. Like he doesn’t know when you stop.
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Replying to @GalliusRex @adam22
She meant the ones who get free champagne & go on yachts.
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This morning I got a reminder that hard work = rewards. 🀩🀩 Thanks @microacquire & @agazdecki. Ready to do it again & again, for the fun of it. πŸ˜πŸš€
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Replying to @hlntnr
This tweet is going to age like milk under the sun. πŸ˜‚
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john mearsheimer and jeffrey sachs, a masterclass in geopolitics and economics.
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Replying to @jordanbpeterson
The real problem is that it makes 0 sense to pick a upper class VP for a crowd of frat boys. They should have recruited from Barstool mgmt.
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I know a good deal. First, do you have $55?
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Replying to @shaig
People are losing their Apes right on time for tax season. How fun life works. πŸ˜‚
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Replying to @bryan_johnson
I added hot sauce to my food; now it's spicy, but there's no correlation.
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Replying to @paulg
I don’t sign up when I get videos on homepage. Same if I need to contact the team for a demo or get the pricing. It’s snake oil strategy and it’s very annoying.
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Too busy sharing symptoms on TikTok with other emo lake lovers.
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Replying to @Salmaaboukarr
I tried but added a cheesy touch πŸ˜„
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What's it that people find irresistible about Costco's pumpkin pies? πŸ‚πŸ₯§ Is it 12 inch for $5.99, the sweet taste, the fall vibes?
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Replying to @cb_doge
Why are Italians worried about US politics? Makes no sense.
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Replying to @dieworkwear
I'm so happy; I look like every other streamer now.
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- White Lotus Season 1 was amazing. - White Lotus Season 2 was good. - White Lotus Season 3 is so bad. Too clichΓ©, too slow, the voice over is horrendous. They changed the intro song.
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Replying to @VCBrags
Plots twist: The VC was his father
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Replying to @expatanon
The fact that they believe anyone cares about what they say is so embarrassing.
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Replying to @sama
The @OpenAI team leaving to join Sam.

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Do not ruin Alaska. Send them to Canada.
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Replying to @samsheffer
one is higher quality and the other is 4K.
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Someone debugged the code with all the triggers on shadow banning & deboosting. Right now they can’t do anything but to rewrite the full platform. Until then just avoid the triggers. There is no conspiracy just a bugged platform with holes like a Swiss cheese πŸ§€
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Replying to @BobSaietta
Never change your profile. It's clown shop with clown job.
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Replying to @TimJDillon
@lexfridman got him with a Bukowski’s poem. The young Miami banger was legendary. 🀣
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I tried and it's working very well. 🀣
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Tips for #freelancers : When you learn how much you're worth you'll stop giving people discounts. #quote
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Apple intelligence Γ— OpenAI = Goodbye to the legendary Apple secure data.
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I often make jokes about DAOs but @OfficialMoonDAO just gifted everyone with something dope. 🌝 The talk is great!
We have a special treat for everyone! In 15 minutes we’ll have Mike Edmonds, an SVP from Blue Origin, join us on Discord to talk about our collaboration to send MoonDAO members to space! Tune in on the town hall channel: discord.gg/5nAu7K9aES
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Replying to @MKBHD
Don't worry Apple Fanbois, you'll get silicon carbon battery in 2035.
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Replying to @lporiginalg
We found his cousin πŸ₯Ή
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It’s gone so far that now the only rule is to vote for anyone against WHO & the UN.
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Replying to @TimJDillon
"I hope the fish is happy." Tim Dillon
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Replying to @BillAckman @MIT
Business Insider right now: Bill Ackman in the rear view mirror. And he has no brakes πŸ˜‚

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I'm back to the DTC game after few weeks off some exits. I'm building a new @Shopify store about Home and Coziness. Anyone has some App affiliate links? Help me, Help you πŸ™
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Replying to @TikTokInvestors
Scammers never have taste in clothing. It's like a recurring thing with them.
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Replying to @heyitsronit @MKBHD
if you say no you are stuck with Siri who doesn't know her left from her right.
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Replying to @ImMeme0
Both pedestrians made 2 attempts to stop him while the police is walking behind. What a joke
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He sounds like Alex πŸ˜‚ Son - Father
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Doing vacation activities in France.
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As lawyer, aren't you supposed to double check and counter check before speaking? never mind, community notes did it for you. 🫑
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Technically it wasn’t a black face. He was playing a white actor gone insane.
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Replying to @mtaibbi
It’s time for his next Covid booster.
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Nothing gives more serenity than a 20’s with a checkbook and full of business tips.
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