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my interview w/ @verse_works - on speculative systems, closed loops, and what’s coming oct 29.
verse.works/journal/marc-hor…
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. @twitter i'm looking to "disrupt" the adult diaper industry, but depends has no twitter. can u make them sign up so i can get started
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I’m on @withFND 🌐
0xee58E1a47D4fEb77469ddc10051D2ed5b3f80523
foundation.app/marchorowitz
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Excited to share five new video works entitled “PFP Studies,” commissioned by @mintdotfun for today’s !fundrop.
Check them out @ mint.fun/fundrop
This week's drop is "PFP Studies" by @marchorowitz .
He says: "Melon has many emotions. Mostly he is happy, but as the day goes on, how will he end up feeling?"
PFP Studies is a series of 5:
Study V: 6,223
Study IV: 2,773
Study III: 1,852
Study II: 1,284
Study I: 56
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. @Sony I was running with your earbuds and one of the little speakers fell deep inside my ear. I've tried everything from magnets to tiny knives to try and pry it out. If I came into one of the stores could you help me get it out?
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@MonsterEnergy my 3 year old loves your drinks. sometimes he drinks 5 a day. he's excellent on iPad now. thank you :)
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Thank you for all the love and support @nounsdao :)
Our proposal nouns.wtf/vote/179 passed!
Thank you @chriscoy_ @JoelCares_ @SuperTightWoody @punk4156 @brennen_eth @toady_hawk @Lindsay_Howard @benjaminlatsko @JoshuaFisher @nounish @chrisduce @bennycummy @JulianPetschek
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🧼🚿 TAKE YOUR SHOWER EXPERIENCE FROM 0 to 1000 WITH THIS SIMPLE TRICK! ☄️🙌🏼❤️🔥
I owe this pivotal lifestyle change to @petcortright ❤️🔥🙏🏼
Its illegal 🤷🏼♂️
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My heart aches for our neighborhood, our friends, and our entire community impacted by the Eaton Fire. The devastation is unimaginable. Our family, thank God, is safe.
I stayed and fought alongside a few heroic neighbors, doing everything we could.
Cont.
#EatonFire #altadena
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. @flonase it's fall again & i'm back 2 using 2 flonase bottles a day. my allergies are ok, but the voices are back and my skin is greyish
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🎬 @ourZORA made a 🧨 film about yours truly. 🙏 Blessed be the fruit 🍍
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. @Starbucks tried your new Merlot Latte, barely made it out of the parking lot and was horribly late to work. Chardonnay Latte tomorrow! Loving the wine coffees!
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. @united found a bag of shredded cheese in my seat pocket and a george foreman grill under my seat. is this a new snack program?
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y'all :)) gonna airdrop the 1st NFT to $IDXMTILE001 hodlers. The top 3 largest wallet hodlers of $IDXMTILE001 will be rewarded the airdrop. 2 randomly selected wallets that hodl $IDXMTILE001 will be airdropped the two remaining NFTs - idxm.io
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honored to be speaking tomorrow with lowbie. my brain is applesauce, so prepare yourself for hallucinations w/o drugs.
ONE HOUR WITH LOWBIE is an open format discussion, where anyone gets to come in and discuss the topic on hand for maximum 10 minutes; please join us tomorrow: nitter.app/i/spaces/1eaKbjXyelXKX
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. @united smoked a 1/2 pack of cigs on my flight from pittsburgh to LA. nobody noticed! blew the smoke in toilet and flushed with every puff
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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 beyond • congrats @bis__cut @CreamyDreamy
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This is so wild! Gushing with gratitude for all of you. A very special thanks to @verse_works @leyla_solos @hollywrench @anna_cc29 @archivepilled 💕
Shockline
172 offers received
Valid offers: $10 - $1,000,000
Accepted offers: $1,000 / $60 / $170 / $316 / $404 / $69 / $100 / $111
Active offers at @marchorowitz's mercy: $10 - $1,000
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30 years of work — painting, performance, video, writing.
Now it’s a website you can call.
📞 1-833-MAR-CIVE
🔗 1833marcive.com
Built while displaced after the Eaton Fire.
A studio visit, without the studio.
🧵👇
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. @LinkedIn hit a rough patch. are you interested in a resident dj at your office? i can also do celebrity impersonations and light cleaning
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Middle aged white male job idea: cover yourself in tattoos and become a soft spoken gardener influencer
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. @Nordstrom I'm in a real pickle here. I got locked out of my fitting room and had to steal a bunch of clothes for a business meeting. Scared to come back to the store. Can I just mail u the clothes?
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@NyQuilDayQuil thank u for your products! been taking them everyday for the past 2 years and I feel pretty great today for the first time :)
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@PowerBar my wife and I ate 18 powerbars each in a dumb New Years challenge. haven't pooped, need to poop. help
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☕️ @agniis_eg just picked up 2 INTERNET II @vvvdotso in between feeding one son frozen blueberries and trying to get the other ready for kindergarten 🫠 I have a problem. Damn you @dnlklr
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. @StoveTop we've successfully built an additional room using leftover stovetop stuffing. It's an incredible building material! Cube it, dry it, stack it. It's that easy
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. @kroger while milk shopping, someone grabbed my hand from fridge and drew a small dragon on my palm. it's a nice drawing, so not upset.
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🚨📖 My BOOK RELEASE tonight @deboergallery 8-10pm 🍎🐛
Pre-sales tonight! All who buy get a drawing included w/ purchase. ✍️
🙏 @hatandbeardbks for making this beautiful prototype.
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Looking for a very special and lovely Valentine’s day gift? Nothing says “I love you” more than a Worst Case Decision Trailer!
Get at least 100 now over at @ourZORA 💕🥰♥️💘💌zora.co/collections/0x24a7b9…
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let the performance begin @withFND! 🌐 :)
foundation.app/marchorowitz/…
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I'm in an article in @NewYorker - read it! retweet it! Dumb Starbucks and the Art of the Hoax nyr.kr/1cawsqk
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Nouns x Worst Case Decision season collab proposal is on chain 🙌 @nounsdao :)
nouns.wtf/vote/179
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❤️ I just minted Wisdom Vessel 𝒞𝓊𝓇𝓇ℯ𝓃𝒸𝓎 𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝓉. from @neknelworld ｡✧:˚*:･｡ neknel.world/vessels/226
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After three years in the making, 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒲𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓀 is here!! This magnificent tome presents a quarter century of my prismatic practice with essays by @xtina_catherine aaron moulton @SystemofSystem3
Thank you @benralphjohnson for the impeccable design and JC, Brendan Donnelly of @HatandBeardPub – you are generous and beautiful souls. And thank you to all those who have made this fantasy a reality. I love you.
If you want one, get $10 off by pre-ordering hatandbeard.com/collections/… - the bulk arrives in 2-3 weeks. perfect gift for your mom.
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. @Nordstrom usually i go to the mall & watch people go in & out of yr store for hours and imagine myself as a tiny man dodging their feet
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I’ll be looking at bids today at 12pm PST and making the next round of sales 🤙🏼
Thank you to all the bidders and new owners of my work ❤️🎢 Bless
Shockline
← SL085 [Ablatura]
↳ Available for $10 - $1,000,000
→ SL125 [Nomadrix]
↳ Available for $1,000,000 only
Volatile. Arbitrary. Unpredictable. Subjective.
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my old flickr images are being used to train AI on implausible images 🤷♂️🤖
flickr.com/gp/marchorowitz/3…
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. @sprint i set up another cell tower in my yard & finally able to complete a call :) feel sick tho and my hair is falling out in clumps :(
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Gm 🌞 Between 7:11 am PST and 9:11 PST this morning, any offer between $222 and $333 will be accepted FCFS.
- 25 paintings remain
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i'm no literary critic, but if you haven't read @jordan_castro2 "The Novelist" you're fully missing out on a book written for the exact moment we are all living. it's fking brilliant to the core. bless.
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. @Target do you have anything for a midlife crisis that's under $50? i'm also pretty paranoid. thanks
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ATTENTION: THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN COMPROMISED BY "HOOBASTANK," A TWITTER-BASED VIRUS. IF YOU BELIEVE YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN INFECTED, PLEASE CONTACT US IMMEDIATELY . @TwitterSupport
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Miraculously, our home and street were spared, but just one block up and beyond, there is complete destruction.
During the fire, I drove through the chaos, trying to anticipate its path and prepare and took the following videos on Tuesday and Wednesday.
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. @MakersMark i'm looking to break 15 years of sobriety w/ a bottle (or several) of your whiskey. do you do sponsorships for "new" drinkers?
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. @DollarTree i've amassed so much great stuff from your store. after filling my 38th storage unit, my wife is threatening divorce. help pls
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There were no emergency services present at the time—not out of neglect, but because this was an overwhelming situation. I am profoundly grateful for their bravery and service in protecting as much as they could.
We will rebuild. To anyone in need, I’m here for you—reach out ❤️
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Final round unlocked 🔓 – 20 Shocklines left
I’m keeping 6.
No limits. No prayers left to say.
Bidding open → 1 p.m. ET (6 p.m. GMT) @verse_works
verse.works/series/shockline…
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We need CHARACTERS for upcoming Worst Case Decision seasons. WTF is a WCD season? What's a character? Watch the trailer - vimeo.com/worstdao/fantasyco…
Send us trinkets, stuff from your weird amazon lists...
Address:
2271 N. LAKE AVE, #6699, Altadena, CA 91001
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@LACOSTE i've told so many lies in my life. it's just that wearing your shirts make the lies more convincing.
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the day @petcortright said yes :) love you sweetheart til my very last breath on this planet. have an amazing closing celebration at your museum show tomorrow.
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is an empanada an egg filled with another egg? #refusetogooglethis
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Thank you @goodies !!! ~ 69 works left @verse_works Bid on the ones i own and i’ll make a decision within 48 hours. Bids accepted range from $13 - $1000. 🍀
Just acquired!
Title: “Verticant”
Artist: @marchorowitz
Collection: Shockline
Where: @verse_works
Valid offers: $10-$1,000,000
There are still about 100 unique pieces available for anyone that’s interested.
verse.works/series/shockline…
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@JackDaniels_US thankU for yr wonderful whiskeys. we dont drink but our baby does. he's up to a shot a night, do u suggest more if he cries?
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@Budget just rented a car - driving noticed a cafeteria smell. the trunk is full of green beans and rolls. do i have the wrong car? confused
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. @StoveTop we've just had our 1st Airbnb guest stay in the "stuffing" room. She enjoyed her stay and couldn't believe believe the room was made from leftover stuffing! She recommended some scented candles though as the smell is a bit noxious. Consider scenting your stuffing.
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With valor and diligence, you tread the path of new. Let us rejoice and wisheth you Godspeed in this sacred endeavor. Hail, virtuous ladies! May thy triumph be bountiful! 🫶
ɢᴇᴍᴍᴀ ɪꜱ ᴀɴ ᴏɴᴄʜᴀɪɴ ᴀʀᴛ ᴇᴄᴏꜱʏꜱᴛᴇᴍ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ʙʏ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰᴏʀ ᴀʀᴛɪꜱᴛꜱ. ▼
Today, Gemma is launching as a curated platform with a select group of artists.
20% of Gemma’s proceeds will go directly into an artist-run treasury to support new creative projects.
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🤢🫠 Worst Season 1 drop 🧱🤯
Welcome to Worst. Every episode chases surreal characters along a bat-shit hyper-casual narrative that loosely follows a theme. So far we’ve explored themes such as “mayonnaise portal,” "obese echo," "poetic migraine"...
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What comes after social media? Imo, actual IRL meet n’ greets. A website with times and locations posted. Who will you meet? What will be discussed? You have no idea. No need to post and share and be a part of the SM clown world.
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. @TommyHilfiger we met each other a long time ago at an @arco in LA. would it be cool if i stayed with you on my way through houston?
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Frozen Library
2004
While at Djerassi in my pursuit of digging deep into boredom, I ended up freezing a small portion of their library.
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. @Hallmark i'm afraid to love, that's why i havent bought any of your cards ever. i'm sorry.
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. @Crest my 4 month year old loves eating your toothpaste. Is it safe for all 3 meals or should we just keep it to snacks?
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. @HooverUSA help! i think my hoover is haunted. it turns itself on and vacuums on its own, sometimes at 3 or 4am. is this common? scared
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