30-ish. 3x dad. 🇺🇸 tech, engineering, and sports. AI super user and developer. Basketball rec league MVP.

Bay Area, CA
Replying to @CaribbeanRythms
Mfs are not pile driving their girl and it shows
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Replying to @signulll
Many such cases
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Replying to @mirandanover
And no protein heavy meals to keep the belly full
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Replying to @telmudic
I’m too online
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Replying to @aidan_mclau
I worked on this for 4 years 🫡
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Replying to @basedjensen
Are people turned on by this
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Replying to @rmcentush
That’s a gram… for $500 bucks.
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Replying to @pdhsu
Works better with LSD than LLMs
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Replying to @genekogan
Nightmare fuel
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Replying to @justalexoki
these mfs can just use gpt-5 to write their own self-affirming chatbot to yap to skill issue tbh
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Replying to @CousinTurn
I believe he is pumping his shit coin and fishing for an elmo retweet
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Replying to @esjesjesj
Caved under no pressure
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Replying to @jiratickets
So many good ideas in this thread. I’ve been using git this whole time like an idiot
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Replying to @ns123abc
Elon moving $2B from savings to checking
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Replying to @rankintweets
You get the applicants you deserve
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Replying to @esjesjesj
“These people” are foreign state sponsored propaganda accounts
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Replying to @RhysSullivan

ALT Shark Tank Writing GIF

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Replying to @tomieinlove
It gave me this
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Replying to @a_musingcat
Wrong you can have sex until delivery day without any problems
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Replying to @adonis_singh
Is this real. This is fucking hilarious
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Replying to @yacineMTB
None of the product make a difference Hug your baby and save all the memories Literally everyone has teeth and nobody remembers teething pain
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Replying to @aidan_mclau
Yeah… I left because I got paid peanuts in pharma and went to work at a seed stage software startup after… economy is stupid sometimes I can rest easy knowing I did something great for humanity though
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Replying to @mbateman
Wait what
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Replying to @aidan_mclau
Yes! I worked on the manufacturing process and made the batches of it that were used for the clinical trials
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Replying to @Swarooprm7
Dario has 2 as well
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Replying to @SpursReporter
I’d block that shit
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Bring it back
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Replying to @yacineMTB
here in the Bay Area, its happened that a bus full of Tesla employees came to work on a two-hour commute, showed up at the factory, and found out at 5 AM that they'd been fired because all their badges just got rejected at the door. not sure if they got even a little bit of justice it could have been someone's job to send them an email the night before, but the company didn't even bother to do that. your shit def seems like bait tho
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Replying to @DeepDishEnjoyer
Moncler beanie means he know his shit
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Replying to @basedjensen
Haha that’s crazy where’s the link for a friend
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Replying to @deedydas
your portco's frontier model has this to say about you: "This text presents an extremely simplified and biased narrative about Pakistan-India relations and terrorism accusations. It contains multiple unproven claims, exaggerations, and mischaracterizations: While Osama bin Laden was found in Pakistan, whether the Pakistani government knowingly "hid" him is disputed and unproven. The characterization of Pakistan "secretly harboring terrorists" lacks nuance about the complex political and security situation. The assertions about strikes on "terrorist camps" versus "schools and mosques" oversimplify disputed incidents where both sides often have conflicting accounts. The claim about "schools mysteriously full of AK-47s" is not a documented fact. The final statement comparing terrorism to cricket performance is clearly subjective and inflammatory. This text represents a one-sided view that ignores complexity, lacks proper context, and uses inflammatory language rather than presenting a factual assessment of regional tensions." keeping this one up or deleting it?
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Replying to @bennpeifert
Should be making 80% a week. Simply pick the right strike price.
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Replying to @davidu
Begging you VC mfs to get a life
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Built different
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Replying to @StatisticUrban
Trained on the Luigi manifesto
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Replying to @DeepDishEnjoyer
That fat fuck ate his next 12 months of food upfront too
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Replying to @KyleTrainEmoji
How are they posting this from China I thought social media didn’t work there
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Replying to @HaterReport
Babies do that like 10 times a day that’s not a big deal
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Replying to @personofswag
Wait until this reaches the third world
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Replying to @ItsNotAdamAtAll
I got converted today
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Replying to @benhylak @Jaguar
Bait
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Replying to @JayCuda
110 and windy is crazy
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Wait who was prez when that happened
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Replying to @yacineMTB
Have you ever had a face to face conversation with a transgender person ever. Like an actual long conversation about their life
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It’s not a fetish though it’s literally biologically programmed
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Replying to @holeliker
There’s a natural way to do that
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Replying to @VCBrags
- leg day is February 29th
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Replying to @OpenAIDevs
Unprecedented levels of slop about to be cooked
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Replying to @TheHateCentral
He’s 23 let him cook
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Replying to @flackospalace
come on now this bait sucks
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Replying to @CousinTurn
Put some respect on Siakams name he was a beast this series
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Replying to @benhylak
I’ve been AB tested
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Replying to @Mteuzi
Chat gpt slop
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Replying to @typesfast
The bar is on the floor
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Yeah I took away the same thing… people reading this the wrong way
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Replying to @devahaz
It’s more like LeBron vs a rec league benchwarmer
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Replying to @VicVijayakumar
Report higher revenue Cash out RSUs Leave before it’s your problem
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😭😭😭
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What on earth is this image
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Replying to @LakeShowYo
SGA should have dribbled that out what was he thinking.
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Replying to @sama
Ok
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Replying to @thdxr
Cooking one up right now
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Replying to @mattshumer_
Straight up dickriding response lmao
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I’m cringing at both help me
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Replying to @chuhang1122
Apparently they tried to buy cursor first
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Replying to @picotop
Imagine if they had Claude code
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Replying to @ns123abc
Fr these mfs are so entitled. Twitter diplomacy for the tech elites
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Replying to @yacineMTB
Why the fuck would you go that island
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To bait for engagement
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Replying to @SkyedOKC
Your whole account about to be irrelevant in 3 hours
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Replying to @powerbottomdad1
He oozes fraud vibes
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Replying to @devahaz
All it takes is one robotic customer phone support call to go right back to cursing clankers
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Have you ever bought chemicals online
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Replying to @VicVijayakumar
SPAXX auto sweep from the brokerage is goated
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Replying to @willdepue
Slack needs a mute and block feature ASAP
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I’m being called a fetishist
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Replying to @dejavucoder
Claude code wants you to use more tokens Cursor wants you to use less tokens
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Replying to @NickADobos
Will need to inject the OpenAI nanobots in your bloodstream for o4 access But for real though after using it I get it
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Replying to @LegendOfWinning
NBA is that competitive
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Don’t do this you’ll get liquidated
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Replying to @justalexoki
I get it from the top and switch off each breast. Hits so good. With the baby in the room too 💀
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I had the same point of view until I talked to trans people about their life. They are not making this up lmao it’s real
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Just a little taste here and there and a few unclogs. Gotta leave it for the baby
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Replying to @techhsiren
There’s a reason sex feels so good.
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Cook that fraud
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Replying to @a16z @deel
You’re cooked buddy
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Replying to @wyaspida
@luka7doncic let’s go boss
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Replying to @justalexoki
Under the 4skin even
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Replying to @ByrneHobart
Idk but that shit works fr
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Replying to @maxguerois
Manlet weight but ok
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Replying to @basedjensen
This is not a serious company
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It’s literally one of life’s greatest pleasures.
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Replying to @lillybilly299
Coslept with all my newborns. Cant imagine how people squish them or let them fall of the bed.
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Replying to @basedjensen
💀
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Replying to @davidu
This pizza is literally everywhere in the Bay Area what are you on about
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