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I'm so disappointed in @SBF_FTX and whoever else knew and participated in their irresponsible actions. I trusted them, told a bunch of people they could trust them, and I was wrong. I'm very sorry for that.
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Coinbase is thrilled to introduce DOGE to all customers.
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What if @cobie?
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Sam deleted these tweets?
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I’d like to thank the SEC for protecting me from the $60,000 dydx airdrop.
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My sweet Lucy May passed away peacefully this morning. She lived 12 happy years with us.
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Yesterday, number go down: We are all depressed. Today, number go up: We are all euphoric. Everyday, we are all morons.
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Can’t do right enough for crypto Twitter reply guys - Share early: Pumping your own bags! - Share in profit: Why didn’t you share early! - Share a closed winner: You only share the few you get right! - Share a loser: You idiot! - Don’t share: Useless account only shitposts!
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There’s basically no reason to need to clean a coffee cup if you only use it for black coffee. Once every few weeks is fine. A good rinse every day, finely seasoned.
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I had school lunch with my kid today. Blessed. Chocolate milk hits different.
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Every normal person in my life that’s into crypto loves xrp and ada. I cannot comprehend it.
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Replying to @elonmusk
Come on the show. DM
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Hey @elonmusk will you come on @UpOnlyTV with myself and @CryptoCobain? We are more fun than arguing with maxis. Ask @mcuban.
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Canada has jumped the shark. coindesk.com/business/2022/0…
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Moving into our forever home today. Unbelievably excited and thankful. Here’s my new office and studio ❤️
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Regrets? No. 1) Cobie refused to do another show unless I did it. 2) I got $20k donated to CoinCenter for this. 3) It was for the culture and marked a local bottom. 4) I’m comfortable in my own skin. 5) Did a single take, show me yours?
Poor @ledgerstatus. Can never live down the fact that there’s a video of you online twerking with an FTX shirt on
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I have to remember how to hook up the equipment. Nothing has changed. We are so back @cobie.
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As an Ethereum and Avax holder I respectfully request people in each camp prove their coin’s dominance by making the numbers go up rapidly.
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Wait… are you my boss now?
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Replying to @KyleLDavies
You used others’ money with collateral you had already pledged multiple times over. You were a victim — of your own hubris. This is not your redemption arc. Try harder, and begin with remorse.
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Tragic irony here. DXY finally broke down. We should be at $2k+ ETH and $25k+ BTC.
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ETH is going to $5,000 by the end of March
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Most of the people you see flexing will lose 90%+ of their net worth. Stay humble and keep stacking.
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“Please let me get back to break even I will close this long.” :: back at break even :: “To the moon! Never closing!”
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Vitalik on UpOnly.
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Replying to @GainzyXBT @PepeXBT
It’s fine, I already reproduced, don’t believe in divorce, and have no ego. Me and my soft body will see you on Friday you sex-deprived peacock.
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Bitcoin to $250k, Ethereum to $20k. That’s the target.
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Had no idea I was going to meet @cobie today but it was a pleasure. Apologies to the markets.
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If you own 7 figures of jpegs you should also own some land irl.
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I’m running for Senate
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Not good. @gate_io why’d you show a reserve audit right before sending these funds back? How’d you account that? @kris what caused this timing for the return? Perhaps you can release communications with Gate on this matter.
Confirmed: crypto .com "accidentally" sent 320k eth of user deposits to Gate .io on Oct 21st Oct 28: Gate shows "proof of reserves" & then sends 285,000 eth back This was topping up for the proof. Gate and crypto .com are fucked? etherscan.io/tx/0xb426efda75…
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Will be 51% attacking Ethereum Classic imminently
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UpOnly DMs from one guy
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This is hilarious but also just has me feeling sad. Man risked everything -- most importantly the livelihoods of millions of others -- and he's now running around in the Bahamas like he's about to miss the school bus.
They caught SBF in the Bahamas 😭
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Gary Vee will milk his audience dry
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This is the kind of thing you face with serious regrets once you wake up from the dream. Unless you are worth $50m+ liquid, a $9.5m offer is not something to ignore. I don’t care what kind of jpeg you identify as.
Why I rejected a 2500 ETH ($9.5M USD ) offer from @poapxyz on CryptoPunk #6046 This could have been the largest ever on-chain NFT sale in USD, but I chose to reject the offer. Here is the story and why 👇
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Replying to @kris @jconorgrogan
Oopsied 80% of your eth to a diff exchange? Was the return of 285k delta the fee for the mistake?
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ETH is doing a 2017 BTC and SOL is doing a 2017 ETH
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I think FTX will be bigger than Coinbase within 5 years.
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All I do is try and have a good time and I get fat shamed by Cred and Cobie and poor shamed by Gainzy and outtraded by Keyboard Monkey and that little refrigerator lizard won’t stop screenshotting me. I quit!
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No sense worrying about bottoms. Probably can DCA for 2+ years relatively close to lows.
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Did I get fired?
Untitled Crypto Podcast, episode 1 -- w @blknoiz06, @Melt_Dem and @AviFelman :) piped.video/watch?v=jBgPnY9z…
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Gonna suck if we made it right before the world ends
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Good morning, Internet.
Everybody tag Cobie and tell him we finally got the account back.
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The market has erased all of 2021. Incredible.
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Bitcoin is gonna rip faces off soon. I am long.
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I’m sorry y’all. Everything fell apart. Literally everything.
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Don't forget this is what happens to most alts between cycles.
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What if... @cz_binance and @SBF_Alameda On @UpOnlyTV... Together? Can we make this happen, internet?
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That was the craziest move I’ve seen since the unraveling of Luna
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The amount of nouveau riche flexing in Miami is going to be so cringe. You’ll be able to find me watchless, and in dad clothes, drinking cheap draft beer and Cuban coffee.
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Replying to @rajgokal
Maybe it’s just in beta
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Can’t believe Su and Kyle are out of the game. Dudes were incredible market participants, thinkers, and traders. Hope they make a comeback, with scars of learning.
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America needs to open legal immigration massively. Hardworking people want to live in, buy stuff in, and pay taxes in America. We should enable it.
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I am, in this moment, euphoric.
If you don't think #Bitcoin can go down below $20k then you must be new here
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I've been asked to escrow a $50,000 USDC bet: In one year, will the Phunks floor be higher than Punks floor? If yes, @Pauly0x receives funds. If no, @DeezeFi does. A new address, punksorphunks.eth has been setup and funded by me from ledgerstatus.eth. 1/2
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This is bad security practice, but today is my birthday. This year has been so incredible, I could not be more thankful. I am so excited for the years ahead and what is possible. Appreciative to have made many friends in this space to journey with.
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So ChatGPT and Worldcoin have the same guy behind them? Merry Christmas.
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Let’s do the Shib thing but with bitcoin
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What if we bottomed and you’re all in stables?
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There is absolutely no question that SBF is gonna do the billionaire body and style transformation thing like Musk and Bezos did. I will miss nerd Sam.
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What lengths would he go to if ratio’d twice?
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Even the best crypto tax software is a complete disaster.
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$100k is 4 10x trades away from $1 billion.
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#NewProfilePic for price exploration
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Look what I found on the New York City subway. Lined the whole car. Other one said “it’s never too late to be early.”
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My body decided yesterday it’s no longer going to maintain its appendix. Surgery went fine last night but unlikely I’ll be able to recover in time for NFTNYC this week ☹️ Thankful for my family and the hospital staff who have taken good care of me.
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I am, once again, trying to be not-fat.
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It’s weird to me, future generations will call this decade “the 20s”.
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I didn’t ask for this
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None of us is asking for much, simply to make generational wealth less than two years after we squandered it from last time and sent all our fallen heroes to jail.
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A sad and lonely man.
Haters I got something 4 u. $1,000,000 #Ferrari, $300k #Lamborghini, $250k #MercedesAMG.
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This is one of the nicest charts I’ve ever seen.
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Replying to @cobie
I hate them
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Well SBF had told us he may come on the show this week bc he might have something new to share. He does have something new but don’t think he’s gonna make it.
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There are only a few thousand people paying attention to crypto. These aren’t euphoria pumps even if local tops. It’s just long-timers getting off the sidelines. Retail thinks crypto is dead still.
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We don’t even have to talk
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Minted this
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Officially the worst brand name I have ever seen.
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We need age limits and term limits for federal offices.
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If we establish a zero tolerance policy in society, we all fall short. We need grace from one another. We should strive to be better, quick to forgive, steadfast to treat others as we wish to be treated.
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People are claiming cycle over while Defi is massively undervalued, transformative tech, early stages. It’s not even close to over. You are just weak and unable to keep your pants clean with a little drawdown on majors.
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Idk what’s realized and what’s not, but you should be taking many millions of profit, and as the year rolls over, do not underestimate the calendar impacts on your tax obligations. Congratulations on an incredible trade, now do not screw it up. Consult professionals and experienced people and you’ll secure generational wealth. If you scoff at my advice, you will lose it all. It’s time to wake up, you made it. Well done.
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Excited to announce I’ll be attending the president’s crypto summit tomorrow. Looking forward to representing my fellow Americans to present common sense solutions for integrating crypto into America’s financial system.
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If anyone is near SBF, please punch him in the face, and take his internet access away.
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Crypto bear market survivors lookin at this stock market situation.
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This bet has completed. Phunks floor: ~.35 eth Punks floor: ~63 eth Thanks to @Pauly0x and @DeezeFi for entrusting me as an observer. I’ll distribute the funds to Deeze today.
I've been asked to escrow a $50,000 USDC bet: In one year, will the Phunks floor be higher than Punks floor? If yes, @Pauly0x receives funds. If no, @DeezeFi does. A new address, punksorphunks.eth has been setup and funded by me from ledgerstatus.eth. 1/2
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Alabama will be a crypto friendly state. I will make it so.
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Reading Harry Potter with my son… have dreamed of this era since I was a kid.
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That’s the power of passive income
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Replying to @cobie @Polymarket
Finally a path for you to become a billionaire
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I still cannot get over this.
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This is a primary FTX US customer deposit wallet and is functioning. Take your funds out, and do it in tokens (not by bank) to self custody. It’s still working. I have reason to believe US operational budget *may* be in question but deposits are safe. etherscan.io/address/0x7abe0…
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Went to Miami Have been vaccinated Don’t have Covid Almost like…. Well nah nevermind
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Built a road this morning. Going to a ball tonight. Can’t complain.
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If doge can go to 40 cents ETH can go to .1 btc
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10% per year is considered exceptional stock market performance.
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