buy the dip, but don’t expect extra guac

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Replying to @bryan_johnson
bryan is actually an s tier shitposter ggs
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Replying to @IcedKnife
at least she's honest about her intentions trump told us he'd make crypto great again and now look at us
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Replying to @cited
i’m with you 😤
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
send all markets
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
long $usdc
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Replying to @spreekaway
trump keeps delivering on his promises
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can someone explain why 200 ppl are in a perps dex testnet chatroom on a saturday
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Replying to @hosseeb @solana @toly
not me. my dream is to be the greatest vc to ever live.
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okay but who remembers this gem? $mask
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serious question can you be a kol if you only get 4 likes per tweet?
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yes I lost money no I didn't learn anything
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anytime i get more than 3 likes i send a screenshot to my mom she always replies with "gmove"
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until further notice i am a movement maxi gmove
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Replying to @fejau_inc
the one tweet:
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Replying to @openseafdn
2021 users

ALT Good Movies Rule Gmr GIF

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hey let us have this, it's been a rough few months
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the normies really bought xrp and outperformed 99% of ct this cycle
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Replying to @intern
when is it socially acceptable to start crying in the casino?
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we need to think of new opening questions for intro calls "where are you based" is getting old how about "who was your first love?"
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if you understand what's going on in these two pictures, congratulations—you’re mentally ill
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Replying to @NiphermeDave
it means vasectomy consultation
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you guys remember what happened the last time eth outperformed right?
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every crypto discord: - 6,892 online - 7 typing - 0 have read the docs
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Replying to @zackvoell
bro she's just doing it temporarily while i get my finances in order
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ETH was at $4k 90 days ago have a great weekend everyone
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one of them is me
thank you to the 3 ppl who like my tweets gmove
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you now have 90 days to retire your bloodline good luck
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Replying to @0xBalloonLover
every team is asking internally "how do we replicate aptos gcr?"
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oh, my position got liquidated? don't care oh, all my coins are going to zero? don't care some of you claim you're in it for the tech, but once you lose half your net worth in one day you start getting emotional
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wtf is 01 and why do ppl keep asking me for a code?
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you can pretend you wanna be a founder, a dev, or a BD guy but deep down you know your calling is a berabaddie
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
feeling comfy in my safe haven assets
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just minted the megaeth nft can anyone tell me why i keep getting an error when trying to sell??
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Replying to @cobie
seated
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Trump’s first 100 days in office, in a nutshell
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nobody say anything
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saylor is urging everyone to sell a kidney taiki is buying dinosaur defi coins again the la vape cabal has vanished which part of the cycle is this?
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ok who told eth it could move like this
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“gm frens, let's win together” - guy who shilled a rug last week
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remember the bybit hack? that was 3 years ago
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ok ok ok but when movedrop?
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
why what happened?
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thank you to the 3 ppl who like my tweets gmove
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sidelined?
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Replying to @blknoiz06
bro???
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some advice: if you sell here -> prices will pump back to all time highs if you buy here -> prices will bleed for the next two years good luck!
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Replying to @N1Chain
The chain is N1
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how it feels trying to sell fartcoin from my bed
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
at least we're making crypto america first
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my portfolio isn’t down it’s just early
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if you say "eth is money" three times in the mirror, a MEV bot steals your soul
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$100k or dinner with hayden? i choose the latter every time once he gets back from the bathroom, he says he's teaching me how to control presidents
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+7%
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only in crypto we can flex that a single db query costs *ONLY* $100
Some casually funded 2,500,000 addresses on MegaETH in <1 second. It cost $0.000038 per address in tx fees. This is not good enough. To rectify this situation, our engineering team will lift the calldata limit this user faced another 8x this week.
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i think we should blame the people who are committing crime on solana instead of blaming the solana chain
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this is what happens after you let ETH outperform for a day
JUST IN: Over $110,000,000,000 was wiped out from the crypto market in the past 24 hours.
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Replying to @WatcherGuru
markets were just starting to pump ser
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i'm not going to token2049 not because i'm heads down building but because i just don't want to go
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i love eth, i've always loved eth, i'm a huge fan of eth
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary an app founder why we need this
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trump has now filled his bags and is ready to resume the greatest bull market of our lifetime
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you really thought they were gonna let you pump eth???
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you're telling me you didn't sell after the most obvious top signal of all time anon?
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when you think about it, twitter is a just a trollbox for all of ct
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i'm bored of tariffs which is why markets are going up ur welcome
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someone tweeted that they're bullish on a blockchain because the team is doxed what is this a 2021 nft project?
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the smartest traders i know have cat pfps so i decided to do some research
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guy who has 0 yaps says kaito is worthless guy who has 1000 yaps says kaito is revolutionizing the crypto space this perfectly encapsulates everything about this industry
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there’s only one man who can save us
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because of all you paper hands i am now flying economy i was flying economy before too, but now i'm flying economy and mad
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just took 20g of creatine for breakfast what we buying?
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every new chain says "we're not like the others" and then launches a DEX, bridge, and some wallet no one asked for
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Replying to @kirbxbt
image fartcoin on the sphere
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satoshi is probably an 800-follower ct troll with a milady pfp and discord nitro.
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When your portfolio gets liquidated, but you get saved by an airdrop
John W. Rich (Wealthy)
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after using zora every day for the last 2 years i am finally able to retire thank you $zora and jesse for changing my life
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you can't put tariffs on all the friends we made along the way
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crypto didn’t just ruin my sleep schedule it altered my entire circadian rhythm i now operate on block time
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if you don't feel dumb every time you tweet you aren't tweeting right
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"no crying in the casino" the casino:
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when satoshi said “I’ve moved on to other things” this is what he meant
The Volonaut Airbike takes flight
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gmove btw
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Replying to @hosseeb @solana @toly
if you could go back in time, would you invest?
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does ethereum shifting focus back to scaling the L1 mean my bags will go up now? i don’t know how to value anything anymore
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so you publicly humiliated yourself for a whitelist spot to mint these at 0.2 BTC? people acting like it’s still 2021
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i don't like this episode
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bull market is a mindset chipotle
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i give you all my movedrop allocation you give me all your hype allocation fair deal?
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stiff kitty, cold kitty life’s a fading blur one day playing, next decaying purr, purr, purr
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my father-in-law used to send me weekly screenshots of his portfolio it's been over 2 months since i've heard from him
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never ask a man his salary, a woman her age, a defi founder where the yield is coming from
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tbh i would love to be one of those guys who ends all their tweets with hyperliquid hyperliquid
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