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the health benefit is that you don’t smell like shit, hope this helps
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grandparents were right. sitting in a chair, doing nothing and staring at nature is incredible
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this is what it looks like when you see someone not wearing their glasses
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when i accidentally refresh my tl and lose the post i was heavily invested in
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this is aggressive bad bitching in 2025, so you know this was blowing their minds 60 years ago
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if his son ends up winning it one day this will be the coldest picture in sports history
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symmetry so perfectly aligned, i literally thought they were two different images
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social media needs to stop recommending people i may know. i know them and i hate them
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type of photo that wins you a National Geographic Picture Of The Year award
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mfs get a macbook and all of a sudden they got work to do in public places
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the older i get i realize my mom was right, but i just didn’t like her tone
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do you know how nosey you gotta be to bring your long neck all the way down 😭
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they are going to place photos of your lungs in a super-cancer article and some bored student will doodle on it
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what do you mean good luck?? you need to get out of that town IMMEDIATELY
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y'all be like “i hate school” then graduate with 4.0 gpa & 0 unexcused absences
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me: lmao i saw it on twitter
them: what’s your twitter
me: i don’t have twitter
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unpopular opinion: if you buy a seat you’re entitled to it
Flier who went viral after refusing to give seat to crying child sues airline, passenger who filmed her trib.al/koNMf1I
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fuck a breakup, you ever give someone an excuse not to link up and they got solutions 😭
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wearing an outfit and looking exactly the way you imagined is the best feeling ever
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when the butter be submerged in them squares that mean you bouta have an outer body experience
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when i accidentally refresh my tl and lose the post i was heavily invested in
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this the bird equivalent of a money spread
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this shit looks like i should be able to select a raspberry fanta
CarPlay looks interesting on the new Mini Countryman’s circular display
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i’m so loyal to my music i’ll hunt down a song i used to love 3 years back
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