she/her ||straight|| Social Media Manager||Dm for Pr & Ads
University of Lagos
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Caught my man staring at me & he asked me, βhow do you wake up so cute every morning?β
and i replied with a smile on my face βbecause i get to lay peacefully next to you every nightβ.
then he said βthank you for being my woman, i love youβ, and i kissed him passionately.
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'Babe let's keep things private'
My bio: keeping things private with Ahmed Ololade. π₯°
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there's no such thing as 'fupa
supremacy'.
you're just a fat pig, hit the gym. ππΎ
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''I come to you as a woman''
Aunty abegggg? you can have him. π€πΎππ
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Hearing 'hey baby' from the wrong person sounds like an incantation, boy please don't!! βπΏπ
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smell your balls and tell me if you deserve a good woman. Nonsense π§πΎββοΈ
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One Tuesday night in 2018, robbers broke into the rooms at my parents' house. The guy was armed with a gun and, oddly, wearing black biker shorts. I pretended to be asleep as he took our belongings and escaped over the fence.πππ
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Life sucks, but at least I'm not typing paragraphs telling a grown man to treat me right. π
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Referring to your private part as 'toto' would forever be absurd to me, icl πππ
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I'm not targeting anyone specifically. My advice stands: hit the gym and start working out. And trust me, if you come at me, I'll come for you. π§πΏββοΈ
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you ever f*cked with a song so hard that you restart the song before it's even over??????
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have you ever grabbed your phone to check the time, only to realize you didnβt actually look at it and have to check again or am i the only one who does that or am i just stupid. π
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I don't understand why this tweet is being turned into a gender issue. It seems like some people are always looking for ways to make it about gender. it's not my problem if others are sensitive about their weight/physique (fupa). freaking losers!
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I'm a fine babe and I'll show it off, okay?
If you have a problem with that, don't buy data π§πΏββοΈ
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I'm tired I'm tired I'm tired, I can't keep doing this everytime. I'm tired God!!!! ππ
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"HOW WAS YOUR DAY" is a beautiful conversation starter because you can literally go around the world from there but because you don't know how to hold conversations you'll type "FINE" and press SEND.
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Being a virgin in this generation is not easy, but I'm so glad that I'm still one at my big ageππΎ
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