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@cometzv
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@cometzv
13 Feb 2025
Eating them in front of their family is crazyyy
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@cometzv
19 Feb 2025
There’s no way 2020 was a real year
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@cometzv
24 Feb 2025
if you send me a surprise alarm at 4:45am i'm sending u to god
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@cometzv
1 Apr 2025
just went through my nephews phone and seen this 💔
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@cometzv
3 Aug 2024
my room after she sends me a picture of herself
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@cometzv
3 Jul 2024
“i think we’re better off as friends”
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@cometzv
28 Mar 2025
the cl!t on the cinnamon roll be so good 😩
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@cometzv
1 Apr 2025
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he needs to be grounded
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@cometzv
6 Apr 2025
Damn they need to bring this back cause now I got my own money
v!
@Vullety
6 Apr 2025
Floam commercial (2003)
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@cometzv
2 Apr 2025
my barber going through it rn
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@cometzv
7 Mar 2024
kai n druski tweakin out over a girl😭
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@cometzv
19 Nov 2024
Replying to
@PercThaGoat
she just tryna do her job
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@cometzv
13 Dec 2024
shakira’s hips taking a lie detector test 😭
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@cometzv
27 May 2024
“how important is music to you?” me:
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@cometzv
31 Dec 2024
real
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@cometzv
13 Sep 2024
ㅤ
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@cometzv
7 Apr 2025
no matter how fcked up life is imma still EAT GOOD
v!
@Vullety
7 Apr 2025
Wonder what’s the moral of his story?
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@cometzv
7 Mar 2024
druski entering kais stream funny asf😭
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@cometzv
9 Dec 2024
Everyone seeing the downfall of Jay Z
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@cometzv
20 Jan 2025
real
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@cometzv
27 Nov 2024
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@lucawya
that delivery fee crazy
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@cometzv
5 Apr 2025
the whole crib mad 😭
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@cometzv
16 Oct 2024
opened twitter to see Liam Payne passed away rip 💔
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@cometzv
16 Jan 2025
my friend is so 💔💔
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@cometzv
12 Aug 2024
THEY’RE PUTTING WHAT IN M&M’S????
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@cometzv
12 Apr 2025
man i gotta stop smoking….😭
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@cometzv
10 Apr 2025
This how panties come off when the foreplay is correctly done
v!
@Vullety
10 Apr 2025
mayonnaise or jam ?
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@cometzv
15 Feb 2025
i just know yo ass cheeks glued together
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@cometzv
11 Sep 2024
Everyone logging on to Twitter waiting for the Presidential Debate to start
#Debate2024
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@cometzv
23 Dec 2024
we’ve all been there
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@cometzv
2 Oct 2024
Everyone logging onto Twitter to argue
#VPDebate2024
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@cometzv
1 Apr 2025
Replying to
@lordbrazes
u think so?
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@cometzv
18 May 2024
Uzi was so real for this 😔
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@cometzv
26 Mar 2025
me when i’m texting her
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@cometzv
2 Mar 2025
why does this look like it takes place in the same universe as sharkboy and lavagirl?
JV🕷️
@vinhlegacy
2 Mar 2025
24 years ago, Linkin Park released ‘in the end’
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@cometzv
5 Mar 2025
Me on GTA waiting for my 5 stars to cool off
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@cometzv
8 Jul 2024
Replying to
@ayeejuju
bro is cooked 💀
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@cometzv
25 Oct 2024
Lil Durk fell down to his knees when the law came 💔
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@cometzv
2 Jun 2024
Replying to
@cyphernk
trippin
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@cometzv
11 Feb 2025
How can u put yourself in Row Z in ur own house
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@cometzv
6 Feb 2025
Replying to
@crowbrss
first time seeing her out her seat 😭
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@cometzv
13 Apr 2025
Some of y'all never got smacked in the face with one of these when you were younger and it really shows
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@cometzv
1 Mar 2025
we’re gonna be dead by next year
JV🕷️
@vinhlegacy
1 Mar 2025
Mount Fuji experienced its first snowless October in 130 years.
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@cometzv
18 Jan 2025
we got high asf and did this last night 😭
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@cometzv
20 Feb 2025
Replying to
@yeah_thatzkong
straight out of a movie
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@cometzv
1 Mar 2025
Replying to
@jayythewave
i do not claim any negative energy
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@cometzv
18 Jun 2024
my girl packed me lunch today
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@cometzv
23 Feb 2025
imagine applying for a job and they laugh react your email
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@cometzv
24 Jun 2024
which rapper has the most iconic mugshot? 🤔
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@cometzv
11 Feb 2025
Replying to
@ihysosa
he absolutely cooked
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@cometzv
19 Jun 2024
if i pay for your nails i wanna see them in this position
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@cometzv
12 Dec 2024
Kim Jong Un crying because of declining birth rates in North Korea
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@cometzv
18 Nov 2024
how did ONE hour make it go from dark at 8pm to dark at 5pm, somebody lying fr
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@cometzv
2 Feb 2025
LEAKED PHOTO OF BIANCA CENSORI’S WARDROBE
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@cometzv
29 Mar 2025
still got a couple more years
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@cometzv
3 Mar 2024
it’s time to end this debate, which is the best donut?
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@cometzv
15 Feb 2025
Did you know there's a life-size Jason Vorhees statue standing 120 ft down in Crystal Lake in Minnesota?
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@cometzv
2 Apr 2025
he a lil different
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@cometzv
1 Apr 2025
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💔💔
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@cometzv
25 May 2024
Her: thinking I left her on read Me: trying to spell gorgeous
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@cometzv
16 Nov 2024
everyone waiting for the fight to start
#PaulTyson
#TysonPaul
#NetflixFight
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@cometzv
26 Dec 2024
DO NOT eat the chicken nuggets from Taco Bell 😭
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@cometzv
24 Dec 2024
everyone's most wanted christmas presents at one point
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@cometzv
29 Dec 2024
real
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@cometzv
13 Feb 2025
you think she’s gonna say yes?
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@cometzv
9 Feb 2025
refs already on the chiefs side…
#SuperBowlLIX
#SuperBowl
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@cometzv
26 Jun 2024
Replying to
@ReddCinema
bro hit puberty
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@cometzv
1 Nov 2024
everyone that said Lil Uzi Vert was washed
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@cometzv
21 Feb 2025
eating poop with a side of shit is crazy
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@cometzv
27 Oct 2024
play with me one more time i dare you…
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@cometzv
20 Mar 2025
real
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@cometzv
5 Mar 2025
Replying to
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bro geeked 😭
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@cometzv
26 May 2024
been in my own lane lately
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@cometzv
10 Feb 2025
Everyone coming to twitter to see the Chiefs hate 😭
#SuperBowlLIX
#SuperBowl
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@cometzv
7 Mar 2025
need
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@cometzv
25 Oct 2024
wyd if you walk into your girls job and see this?
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@cometzv
16 Dec 2024
How long can you stay cuddled up with your spouse before you need your space to go to sleep?
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@cometzv
28 Feb 2024
wyd if you wake up next to this?
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@cometzv
20 Feb 2025
Smh and it don’t even be real wood
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@cometzv
1 Apr 2025
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imagine hearing this at 8 in the morning 💔
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@cometzv
2 Nov 2024
mfs lose one good woman and become emotionally unavailable for 7 years
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@cometzv
15 Apr 2024
Kai Cenat smoking on that Layla pack 💨🚬
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@cometzv
28 Jun 2024
Donald Trump is the funniest mf bruh 😭
#TheRealDebate
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@cometzv
16 Mar 2025
real
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@cometzv
6 Feb 2025
“damn my mom really 19 and broke”
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@cometzv
29 Feb 2024
is it just me or are these cookies absolutely terrible.
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@cometzv
19 Sep 2024
“i think we’re better off as friends”
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@cometzv
7 Jan 2025
Replying to
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that ain’t even cooked
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@cometzv
14 Dec 2024
I wonder what conversation led up to this 😭😭
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@cometzv
12 Dec 2024
unemployed mfs be hyped for the weekend like they don't already got 7 days off
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@cometzv
28 May 2024
all a man needs in life
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@cometzv
6 Apr 2025
Replying to
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shi boutta be more than five guys
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@cometzv
15 Apr 2024
Replying to
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this is crazy 😂
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@cometzv
15 Apr 2024
Kai Cenat smoking on that Layla pack 💨🚬
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@cometzv
28 Sep 2024
he doesn’t even realize how lucky he is
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@cometzv
26 Feb 2025
bro at work eating like a stray cat 😭
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@cometzv
13 Feb 2025
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that’s called aging
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@cometzv
4 Jul 2024
maturing is realizing all this shit is NASTY!
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@cometzv
15 Jul 2024
women out here getting their hearts broken by men that look like this
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@cometzv
21 Apr 2024
Devin Haney locker room vs Ryan Garcia’s locker room 💀
#HaneyGarcia
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