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Replying to @NateSilver538
Damnit I actually clicked for the thread 🤦‍♂️
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Tired of seeing your stack traces in laravel.log? Set up a little filter alias for yourself 🦄 Enjoy: gist.github.com/jakebathman/…
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We’re back, baby
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Hey @LittleKittyGame my 6 year old loves playing this game, and made her own little bit of fan art (not knowing what fan art even is). I told her I’d share it with you all :)
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I think I took too much Benadryl please help make the hat man leave
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Replying to @RudyGiuliani
“Your honor, what he said in public in front of millions of people surely can’t be held against him.”
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For the final day remaining, follow the countdown here (no ads, no nonsense, just the countdown): WhenIsTrumpGone.com
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Wild seeing stuff like this organically on my timeline
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Wwwwooooooo got my shirt today #AllTheWork @DrLupoOnTwitch @Ninja @StJude
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Replying to @atpfm
Answering @caseyliss: total episode run length is 33,520 minutes** That's 23 days, 6 hours, and 40 minutes. ** this includes episode 300, all ad reads, the ~300 minutes of theme song, and ~477 minutes of @siracusa rejecting the premise of a question
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Replying to @JohnCornyn
Yes, really. And this schtick is getting really old
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Here we go, gonna be a rough four years
Donald Trump expected to sign executive order declaring US government will only recognize two biological sexes: male and female.
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lmao why have I never seen this incredible image before
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In the @DrLupo discord today
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Replying to @DrLupo
Happy birthday to everyone who has one in 2021. 🥳
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Replying to @LindseyGrahamSC
Man you're funny. Are you going on tour? Playing the Chuckle Hut sometime? Just so funny.
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This is so triggering and upsetting please delete
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Replying to @DrLupo
Perfect bag
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Lol you nominated Sessions AND Rosenstein
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Replying to @EricTrump
I think you're watching reruns on A&E. Try channel 5?
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The balloons were an unintended celebration🎈
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Replying to @DrLupo @NASAWebb
This is the full-res JWST image: stsci-opo.org/STScI-01G7JJAD…
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I’m sure they know that, and also that depthsofwiki might know what’s going on where Wikipedia won’t ever respond
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Replying to @tedcruz
Oh you probably didn’t know that Benjamin Franklin, our greatest president, is on the $50 bill.
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git tip time🦄🔥 Need to save or transfer some un-committed changes on a git branch? The git diff output can be used as a patch, kind of like a built-in copy and paste. Enjoy!
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What?? No they didn’t. They said they would NOT publish his info, showing some integrity.
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Guys he doesn’t watch TV stop asking
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
ahahahahaha WHAT
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WW3 before 11%
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+4 years my ass
With 2 Months, 13 Days, 31 Minutes, and 15 Seconds left in his Presidency, the @AP projects that Donald Trump has lost his bid for a second term.
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Replying to @jdickerson
Former pandemic planner here: these exercises are *crucial*. You write plans, make agreements, get supplies, train volunteers and staff. Then you exercise *constantly*, multiple times a year, from tabletop to full-scale exercises. It’s the only way it works.
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Replying to @CallofDuty
B for BO6
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Man I can’t wait until we see those tax returns.
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to anyone unsure (Poe's Law and all), I'm being satirical. Can't believe I have to say that.
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Replying to @ilyqomp
The “GRETCHEN!!!” just kills me
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Replying to @RudyGiuliani
lol ok “the only possible crime” isn’t how it works. “Judge, my client is innocent because that’s a fake crime.”
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Replying to @DrLupo @MrsDrLupo
You’re wearing that exact helmet in Tarkov right now
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Replying to @PlayOverwatch
Is there no PS5 preload version? Only seeing PS4 (the update to the existing binary) and the old beta clients when looking at versions
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
So it’s correct, then?
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Replying to @DrLupo
I like when she sits at the table like a person
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2019 MacBook Pro (16.5-inch with Touch Bar, Two Thunderbolt 3 Ports, One USB-C USB 3.2 Gen 2 2x2 Port, One USB 3.2 Gen 2 Port)
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Replying to @DrLupo @CouRageJD
Pay up Jack no one’s immune to lupoTIE
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Replying to @reaganbattaIion
Yeah he never said that
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Extremely excited about something we made at Tighten for @LaraconUS next week 👀
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Replying to @craigcalcaterra
I like the idea of Ohio2 also being completely uninhabited save the new capitol
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Replying to @DrLupo
Happy Birthday to everyone who has a birthday in 2023! 👍
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How do you even find these accounts to retweet. She has 28 followers.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
lol this is the worst domain name and URL choice
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Everyone is still a person. Had someone (I get these daily) DM me about my bot @DaysLeft4Trump Noticed his funny username and decided to be decent instead of rude back.
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There’s a vape shop near me called Klowdz
Totally forgot about Knewz, which News Corp is apparently launching today. “News will be transformed by Knewz,” they say. *Narrator: “It will not be.”
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Replying to @DrLupo
🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀
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There are 3,299 emoji as of the Unicode 13.0 standard (currently in beta). If we use four groups in the IPv🥑 standard and use two emoji per group, the maximum number of addresses effectively as big as IPv6. There are over 14 octillion possible IPv🥑 addresses.
IPv12: addressing will be emojis $ ping12 🥑:🍆:🔥:🚀:📤
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let's leave the kids out of all this.
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Replying to @elonmusk
how will owners know if their camera requires adjustment?
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Replying to @mattstauffer
If, like me, you can never remember how to bump versions from the command line, you can do steps 1 & 2 together: composer global require laravel/valet:"^3.0"
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
How insecure and scared are you to start attacking *FRIGGING OPRAH*
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lol thanks twitter 🎈
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🍉Cantaloupe 🍌Plantain 🍇Blueberry 🍎Tomato 🍊Clementine 🍒Cranberries
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Current deaths (US): 239,800 COVID-19 in the US has now killed more than the population of Irving, Texas, which has 239,798 residents. It’s the 95th most populous city in the nation.
Current deaths (US): 233,650 COVID-19 in the US has now killed more than the population of Hialeah, Florida, which has 233,339 residents. It’s the 96th most populous city in the nation.
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Replying to @AmongUsGame
Which map has the salad is the real question we all have
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Oh yeah, I forgot it was all about you. Thanks!
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At @TightenCo, we're updating our projects' composer version requirements now that Laravel 6 is using semantic versioning. Take a look at yours, too! And if you're confused by ~ and ^, just be explicit with your version numbers. Tilde and caret are just shorthand, anyway.
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Oh, good thing you just ASKED them. That’ll work.
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Replying to @NBCNews
"Let's just see what happens" isn't something I really like to hear.
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I’ll get right on tracing that money trail
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If TikTok goes down again I’ve found my replacement app for my free time
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I’d like to thank The Academy for this very special honor. I’ve made it, Ma!
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Mega thanks to the safety teams at @discordapp and @SlackHQ for looking out for dummies who commit tokens to github 🙌🏻😬
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Replying to @DrLupo
I know, right? Not even ONE imposter round!
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happily reported these tweets.
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Honestly? I was trying to bring TCM our from my brain but A&E was stuck
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I love making little single-page websites. I was annoyed yesterday seeing "omg asteroid now 2.8% chance!!!1!" without any more info. What asteroid? When? Says who?? So now: AsteroidChance.com Enjoy.
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Replying to @AGoldmund
For everyone asking: 🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔍 FILES 🗂️?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 🧵 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺!
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Replying to @DrLupo
My sweet good boy under my desk right now
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Sriracha on the shelves. Nature is healing
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Replying to @AmongUsGame
oh no those poor chunky beans
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Replying to @DrLupo
Why ur thumbnail look like you just came
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This is innocuous, it’s part of a password strength checking library github.com/dropbox/zxcvbn
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Yeah like I'm actually on board with this?? Twink Link should just be canon anyway
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Replying to @realDonaldTrump
Probably... not the most important topic related to Florida to be tweeting about right now.
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Hey look what I just got in the mail
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👋 Bye bye, Facebook! I've been working on a "How 2 Quit Facebook" resource lately, a customized checklist for you to finally leave. Still finishing it up, but I'll let you know when it's ready: byebyefacebook.app
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Thanks again to my company for paying me $$ per commit 🙌
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Replying to @AimAssist69
Aimee have you tried the brisket queso from HEB? It’s our new thing to devour for night-time munchies. It’s in the like ready-made section at the front of the store.
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Replying to @RudyGiuliani
He what?! Oh is this like a creative writing prompt?
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