your favorite flyover state boi
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Biggest regret in life is not working at Twitter sooner so I could have modeled the impact of shutting down Vine
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Just waiting for Elon to send the “what did you get done this week” text to the TikTok CEO
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You’re offered the role of CEO of Google
But on one condition…. You have to use a Google phone
You taking it??
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Me:
Has unhinged post in draft
About to delete it
Think to myself WWYP - what would yacine post
Posts it
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You gained 1K followers and your following only grew 1%??
I gain 10 followers and my following doubles
Check mate.
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Serious question…
Am I the chosen one if my Tesla has saved me $420 in gas savings
On the same day Tesla stock reaches $420
???
@elonmusk
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Lol they locked out the wrong Jack
In related news - today was my last day at @x
Time to build
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If your triggered at the idea of responding to an email about what you got done…
At the job where you are literally PAID for the sole purpose of getting things done
I feel bad for you
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Do people like social apps with videos?
I haven’t been able to tell these past 48 hours
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3’ish years ago I was deciding between two offers…
One was Twitter
The other was Canoo
Looks like I picked the less turbulent path…
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Getting onto my favorite podcast is ALMOST as much dopamine as those 13 likes
@techbrospod 🤝🤝🤝
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1 like on X is equivalent to 100 likes on Instagram
And 1000000000 likes on LinkedIn
Change my mind
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I’ve decided to go all in on my creator journey on TikTok
Which unfortunately means I will no longer be on X
🫡
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This clip of Satya has me speechless
He has so perfectly articulated and (imo) forecasted the most monumental shift coming to SAAS
Everything is and has been a database wrapper
Marcelo P. Lima
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Shoulda told him it was a non-profit, best way to secure big tech investments nowadays apparently
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The world needs more investment bankers, consultants, and MBAs
Less tradespeople, teachers, doctors, and engineers
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Sounds like we are one step closer to zuck vs musk cage match happening
$META *META PLATFORMS NAMES UFC CEO DANA WHITE TO BOARD
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BREAKING: Carrie underwood to be 48th president
The woman absolutely executes under pressure
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I’ll retire from the game as soon as you can prompt an AI “create shareholder value” and first thing it opens up is Excel
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Rumor has it that if you ratio enough VCs on X you’ll have also have this in your mailbox in 3-5 business days
@VCBrags
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Yes but that would require him to not go to a dealership… he can’t !! He’s the car dealership guy!!
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This thread is even more convincing of the low value that financial planners bring to the world.
Couple of 10 min tasks to justify taking $100K+ in hidden fees over the course of someone’s lifetime retirement savings
This industry needs an overhaul ASAP
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I’m gonna start 8 businesses next year and open Ramp accounts on all of them and then cancel Ramp on all of them in order to double their global cancellation rate
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