I saw Soham Parekh at the Ramp HQ yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” while snapping his hand shut inches from my face. I walked away and finished my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I left.
When I went to pay, I saw him trying to walk out the doors with about fifteen company Apple Vision Pros in his arms without paying. The cashier was totally professional and said, “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he pretended to be tired and ignored her, but eventually he turned back, dropped them on the counter, and let her scan them.
When she started ringing one Apple Vision Pro several times, he stopped her and told her to scan each one individually “to prevent any electrical interference,” then turned, winked at me, and yawned loudly every time she tried to tell him the total. I don’t even think “interference” is a real word. After she bagged them and named the price, he just kept cutting her off with huge yawns.
Then he paid and strutted out.