how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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least serious language of all time
it makes me so fucking mad that germans call jerking off Meatënschlappen
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started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy
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yall will not believe what happened to me tonight.
only one other guy seeing this movie... im about to make this guy's night❤️
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this singlehandedly sent me over the edge dude i have to hear about this fat fucking dipshit homunculus for the next four years
JD Vance set to become the next Vice President of the United States.
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remember that picture of my older brother that went viral a couple years ago?? i just wanted to update you all, he got his masters today and i couldnt be prouder!! 💓
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it has to be 98 years old at this point
97 year old diner still serves Coke the old fashioned way
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how it feels to pronounce it as ih-rahn as a white guy
If you pronounce it EYE-ran , then EYE DGAF about your opinion
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HELP
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nice argument. however, i've already depicted you as the sobcel snow chud and myself as the chad penguin
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0-2
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study a broad? dont talk about women's studies like that
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picked the cheapest hotel i could find and this was the first thing i saw when i walked in
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PSA: pedophiles worldwide are using this hat to signal to other pedophiles. be on the lookout!
Yeah boi, that new X hat 🔥.
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the children yearn for the windows phone
what if iOS was like the brat album cover
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Spirited Away (2001)
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only one other guy seeing this movie... im about to make this guy's night❤️
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does anything even fucking matter anymore
Ohio Supreme Court rules that ‘boneless’ wings can have bones in them
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"pronouns are confusing" what the fuck is football. genuinely what the fuck is going on in football. i am 23 years old and i have never once in my life grasped what the fuck is going on in football.
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genuinely how did you do this. this movie did not look anywhere close to THIS bad in the theaters. what did you do. im shocked and confused
He folded that shield like a taco…🥶🍿🎬📀
Community note
Context needed: original footage has been altered by the user likely with AI, with motion smoothing, fps and saturation all added/altered. piped.video/_KRb_qV9P4g?si… nitter.app/Parambolumberi
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every time someone is like "im voting for whoever makes my groceries not expensive" they reveal they're shopping at The Expensive Grocery Store
Either she’s lying or she got price gouged. An apple is not $7. I can get half a dozen of them for $7 at Costco. nitter.app/TicTocTick/status/1855…
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probably because he's the president of china and not america i think
San Francisco today during Chinese President Xi Jinping’s arrival. NOT A SINGLE AMERICAN FLAG IN SIGHT. Does this piss anybody else off?
Community note
Statement is not correct. President Xi was welcomed by people with both Chinese and American flags. nitter.app/zhang_heqing/s… There were also multiple protest against the human rights violation in China. nitter.app/sfchronicle/st… nitter.app/abc7newsbayare
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PRONOUN PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT THEY/THEMS - NO ENTRY HE/HIM - NO ENTRY HE/THEY - NO ENTRY SHE/HER - NO ENTRY SHE/THEY - NO ENTRY NEOPRONOUNS - NO ENTRY OTHER - NO ENTRY I WILL BE JACKING OFF
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the amount of dudes that have openly admitted they dont know the difference between a woman's selfie and nonconsensual fake porn in the last 36 hours is literally so scary
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im sorry ubisoft and assassins creed for ever doubting you. i will be purchasing a copy of the new game shortly. glory to wokeness
Is that what the guy playing your Path of Exile 2 account told you?
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i have an idea for a condiment that will change the world
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who the fuck is xavier littlestar this is literally my tweet
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lying until the last minute. committed to the bit i'll give him that much
OJ Simpson assured fans he was in good health in final video before cancer death trib.al/HhWepxu
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christian kid i work with just said "type stuff"
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how are we in the same year as large boulder the size of a small boulder
Large boulder the size of a small boulder is completely blocking east-bound lane Highway 145 mm78 at Silverpick Rd. Please use caution and watch for emergency vehicles in the area.
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Adin Ross has officially announced his retirement from streaming.. 😔💔
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black eyed peas boom boom pow with my little pecker in the right one
What song coming out of these?
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"never, im my 24 years of teaching, has a substitute left a note this bad"
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fuck! the president is being accused of being a pedophile!! we gotta post a video of him with some kids ASAP
The best president. ❤️
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everybody needs to get more woke right now
Google Calendar has removed key cultural events from their site including: • Pride Month • Black History Month • Holocaust Remembrance Day • Jewish Heritage • Hispanic Heritage • Indigenous People Month
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when the AI war is happening and i have to kill mister cheddar
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i cant stop thinking about this reply
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?????????????
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wikipedia is one of the most visited sites on the internet, contains terabytes of information, doesnt host ads, and is entirely free to browse. do you really think i care if some dudes are making money off of it
holy fuck is Wikipedia one massive grift this are the salaries of executives at Wikimedia in 2021. Mind you, it's about doubled since, but they don't publish breakdowns They have enough cash to operate wikipedia for more than 100 years according to the public IRS filings.
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they're killing autistic people left and right wtf STAY SAFE EVERYONE🫶🫶🫶🫶
The Good Doctor has ended.
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sshould we all kill ourselves
"Rizz" has been named the 2023 Word of the Year by the Oxford University Press, beating out "Swifties", "Parasocial", "Beige Flag", and "Situationship"
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it makes me so fucking mad that germans call jerking off Meatënschlappen
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stop drinking beers with queers and come smoke sativa with a diva
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technoblade having his dad title the video announcing his death "so long nerds" is the most technoblade shit of all time. rest in peace forever
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happy 4th birthday to the funniest sentence in human history
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she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
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not opening this video
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im playing god of war 2018 for the first time and all i can think about is this fucking tweet
me and my dad’s texts go like
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im going insane was this posted unironically
AI deepfake technology compiles every serial killer into one man.
Community note
This is Twitch streamer Jerma985. m.twitch.tv/jerma985 Note needed as this is neither AI, nor a deepfake, nor a serial killer, and those who don’t know Jerma985 might misinterpret the joke.
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woman that cried cause she knew she was gonna lose some of her rights vs guy that cried over pronouns in video game. idk sounds the same to me Y'all
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who submitted me flirting with my girlfriend to Incel Pickup Lines.
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we are never getting another good movie ever again
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i want a president whose brain isnt deteriorating
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nice try dan hentschel
YouTuber Nikocado Avocado reveals weight loss transformation in new video.
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i've been laughing for three minutes at this community note
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"ur pushing 20" is one of the funniest things ever written on this site
Replying to @gayloranti
Ur pushing 20 ur not an edgy angsty teen anymore…
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in line for popcorn and just heard a girl say "i've never seen a movie before"
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one sec bro let me switch to my smurf
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pinkpantheress started playing on the store radio while we were slammed at work and it felt like i was a world war 1 soldier in the trenches opening my gold locket to remind myself who im fighting for
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i want to see pronouns so fucking bad you dont understand
Kotaku Asks: What Do You Want To See From GTA 6? dlvr.it/SzZT7D
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runtime is sucking and fucking 3 hours
Christopher Nolan's #Oppenheimer • His first R-Rated film in over 20 years • Runtime 'kissing 3 hours' • $100M budget • IMAX film prints are 11 miles long and weigh 600 lbs
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flight also thought pterodactyls were alive and that he's seen one before
flight always knew kris tyson was a weirdo 💀
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spanish streamer TheGrefg had a concurrent 2.4 million viewers revealing his fortnite skin
Andrew Tate’s return stream peaked over 432k concurrent live viewers on rumble! This is the top 5 biggest streams EVER on the internet! #DramaAlert
Community note
The claim that this is in the top 5 biggest streams ever is incorrect. It’s not even in the top 40, counting only YouTube and twitch peak concurrent viewer records. dexerto.com/entertainment/
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matt walsh unveiling a new slur on June 1st
Lots of conservatives are dreading Pride Month. But I’m excited. We have big plans for Pride Month this year. Stay tuned!
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im sorry but kendrick has at least like 30 songs where doing all this is completely necessary
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"the fourth stage of grief: construction" is the only funny thing kimmel has said in over a decade and they punished him to hell for it
Replying to @PopBase
mind you this is the clip 😭
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miyazaki: this is my newest film where i find solace in the existential dread of my legacy as an artist, the little time i have on this earth, and my relationship with my mother white people: chatgpt drew me as a FREAKING ASIAN!!!!!!
If the subathon was a Studio Ghibli movie 🥹
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gen z's trying to cancel sisyphus
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Incredible — I used AI to create what the surroundings of what this TikTokker introducing his girlfriend to the world would look like
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my cousin took the vaccine and now look at him
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he has autism and his special interest is Hitler so calling him out for saluting hitler is ableist
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I fucking hate poor people
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i just ordered a vodka baja blast at a taco bell that serves alcohol and look at the fucking cup they gave it to me in
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deleting the tweet about zionist summer camp and not the tweet where you randomly admitted you killed your mom ?????????????
my kid's Zionist summer camp
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why hasnt he considered dancing on tiktok? is he stupid?
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me watching a 4 hour video essay about a game i've never played before and have no interest in playing
men really just be at home watching stupid youtube videos all day
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BREAKING: Iran has killed American-Canadian-Israeli V-Tuber Nux Taku
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first week at the united states weather factory and i accidentally sent another hurricane to florida🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️i am SO getting written up.....
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the balloon guy has me blocked because i made this
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it's my tradition to repost the nicki minaj asexual mood board every pride
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nobody: the tennis ball strung from the ceiling of a white guy's garage to signal when he should stop pulling in: | | | | | | | 🎾
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How we doin on breadsticks over here?
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Replying to @Psychaaaa
i got to the theater and there was someone sitting in the chair directly next to the one i picked. i even double checked amc and i was still the only person who bought a ticket in that row. no idea who the guy was. when the credits started he got up and literally ran away
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nicki minaj asexual moodboard for pride month once again
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my favorite arc of the year
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we are still not addressing who Dave is
this post is doubly funny becasue dont they draw dave exactly fucking like that in the comic itself
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using a bidet for the first time
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a couple months ago i said dexerto is the same level of journalism as drama alert and people yelled at me for it
This would be an insane video game
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they heard someone say pedophiles and thought they had to jump in
Kendrick Lamar vandal user confirmed
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everyone saying "he made this up" has clearly never read the interview where he made the most fucked up pasta dish of all time that nearly blew up his microwave in front of the GQ interviewer
Robert Pattinson reveals he slept on an inflatable boat for six months because he didn't own furniture: “here was a time when the only piece of furniture I had for about six months was an inflatable boat that would double as my couch, bed and dining table.”
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can we see the x axis please
Replying to @xDaily
X’s monthly active users is at an all time high at 550 million.
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hiding the enchanting table back here
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i hope this P░ U░S░S░ Y░ finds you well
BREAKING: Elon Musk says he’s creating XMail, an alternative to Gmail. Will you use this over Google?
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the facial expression she makes when she says "how does it mean" is fucking insane. how did she do that
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is that fucking Quora above spotify bro
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my take on the mr beast drama:
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