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started playing stardew valley with my girlfriend cause i thought it would be a cute thing for us to do together but it turns out she has over 400 hours logged and is running our farm like the navy
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this singlehandedly sent me over the edge dude i have to hear about this fat fucking dipshit homunculus for the next four years
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remember that picture of my older brother that went viral a couple years ago?? i just wanted to update you all, he got his masters today and i couldnt be prouder!! 💓
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nice argument. however, i've already depicted you as the sobcel snow chud and myself as the chad penguin
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picked the cheapest hotel i could find and this was the first thing i saw when i walked in
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PSA: pedophiles worldwide are using this hat to signal to other pedophiles. be on the lookout!
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only one other guy seeing this movie... im about to make this guy's night❤️
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"pronouns are confusing" what the fuck is football. genuinely what the fuck is going on in football. i am 23 years old and i have never once in my life grasped what the fuck is going on in football.
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genuinely how did you do this. this movie did not look anywhere close to THIS bad in the theaters. what did you do. im shocked and confused
He folded that shield like a taco…🥶🍿🎬📀
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Context needed: original footage has been altered by the user likely with AI, with motion smoothing, fps and saturation all added/altered.
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every time someone is like "im voting for whoever makes my groceries not expensive" they reveal they're shopping at The Expensive Grocery Store
Either she’s lying or she got price gouged. An apple is not $7. I can get half a dozen of them for $7 at Costco.
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probably because he's the president of china and not america i think
San Francisco today during Chinese President Xi Jinping’s arrival.
NOT A SINGLE AMERICAN FLAG IN SIGHT.
Does this piss anybody else off?
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Statement is not correct. President Xi was welcomed by people with both Chinese and American flags.
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There were also multiple protest against the human rights violation in China.
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PRONOUN PARTY AT MY PLACE TONIGHT
THEY/THEMS - NO ENTRY
HE/HIM - NO ENTRY
HE/THEY - NO ENTRY
SHE/HER - NO ENTRY
SHE/THEY - NO ENTRY
NEOPRONOUNS - NO ENTRY
OTHER - NO ENTRY
I WILL BE JACKING OFF
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the amount of dudes that have openly admitted they dont know the difference between a woman's selfie and nonconsensual fake porn in the last 36 hours is literally so scary
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lying until the last minute. committed to the bit i'll give him that much
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fuck! the president is being accused of being a pedophile!! we gotta post a video of him with some kids ASAP
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wikipedia is one of the most visited sites on the internet, contains terabytes of information, doesnt host ads, and is entirely free to browse. do you really think i care if some dudes are making money off of it
holy fuck is Wikipedia one massive grift
this are the salaries of executives at Wikimedia in 2021. Mind you, it's about doubled since, but they don't publish breakdowns
They have enough cash to operate wikipedia for more than 100 years according to the public IRS filings.
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it makes me so fucking mad that germans call jerking off Meatënschlappen
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technoblade having his dad title the video announcing his death "so long nerds" is the most technoblade shit of all time. rest in peace forever
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she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
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im playing god of war 2018 for the first time and all i can think about is this fucking tweet
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im going insane was this posted unironically
AI deepfake technology compiles every serial killer into one man.
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This is Twitch streamer Jerma985.
m.twitch.tv/jerma985
Note needed as this is neither AI, nor a deepfake, nor a serial killer, and those who don’t know Jerma985 might misinterpret the joke.
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woman that cried cause she knew she was gonna lose some of her rights vs guy that cried over pronouns in video game. idk sounds the same to me Y'all
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in line for popcorn and just heard a girl say "i've never seen a movie before"
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pinkpantheress started playing on the store radio while we were slammed at work and it felt like i was a world war 1 soldier in the trenches opening my gold locket to remind myself who im fighting for
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runtime is sucking and fucking 3 hours
Christopher Nolan's #Oppenheimer
• His first R-Rated film in over 20 years
• Runtime 'kissing 3 hours'
• $100M budget
• IMAX film prints are 11 miles long and weigh 600 lbs
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spanish streamer TheGrefg had a concurrent 2.4 million viewers revealing his fortnite skin
Andrew Tate’s return stream peaked over 432k concurrent live viewers on rumble!
This is the top 5 biggest streams EVER on the internet! #DramaAlert
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The claim that this is in the top 5 biggest streams ever is incorrect.
It’s not even in the top 40, counting only YouTube and twitch peak concurrent viewer records.
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im sorry but kendrick has at least like 30 songs where doing all this is completely necessary
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"the fourth stage of grief: construction" is the only funny thing kimmel has said in over a decade and they punished him to hell for it
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miyazaki: this is my newest film where i find solace in the existential dread of my legacy as an artist, the little time i have on this earth, and my relationship with my mother
white people: chatgpt drew me as a FREAKING ASIAN!!!!!!
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Incredible — I used AI to create what the surroundings of what this TikTokker introducing his girlfriend to the world would look like
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he has autism and his special interest is Hitler so calling him out for saluting hitler is ableist
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i just ordered a vodka baja blast at a taco bell that serves alcohol and look at the fucking cup they gave it to me in
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deleting the tweet about zionist summer camp and not the tweet where you randomly admitted you killed your mom ?????????????
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me watching a 4 hour video essay about a game i've never played before and have no interest in playing
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first week at the united states weather factory and i accidentally sent another hurricane to florida🤦♂️🤦♂️i am SO getting written up.....
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it's my tradition to repost the nicki minaj asexual mood board every pride
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nobody:
the tennis ball strung from the ceiling of a white guy's garage to signal when he should stop pulling in:
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i got to the theater and there was someone sitting in the chair directly next to the one i picked. i even double checked amc and i was still the only person who bought a ticket in that row. no idea who the guy was. when the credits started he got up and literally ran away
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a couple months ago i said dexerto is the same level of journalism as drama alert and people yelled at me for it
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they heard someone say pedophiles and thought they had to jump in
Kendrick Lamar vandal user confirmed
![Screenshot of lyrics from Kendrick Lamar’s 6:16 in LA song. In brackets, it reads ‘[Verse]’. Below the first line reads, ‘Off-white Sunseeker at the’. The second line reads, ‘marina’. The third line reads, ‘F*** a Phantom,’. The fourth line reads, ‘I like to buy yachts when I get’. The fifth line reads, ‘the fever’.](/pic/orig/media%2FGMsh-jZbQAAafay.png)
ALT Screenshot of lyrics from Kendrick Lamar’s 6:16 in LA song. In brackets, it reads ‘[Verse]’. Below the first line reads, ‘Off-white Sunseeker at the’. The second line reads, ‘marina’. The third line reads, ‘F*** a Phantom,’. The fourth line reads, ‘I like to buy yachts when I get’. The fifth line reads, ‘the fever’.
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everyone saying "he made this up" has clearly never read the interview where he made the most fucked up pasta dish of all time that nearly blew up his microwave in front of the GQ interviewer
Robert Pattinson reveals he slept on an inflatable boat for six months because he didn't own furniture:
“here was a time when the only piece of furniture I had for about six months was an inflatable boat that would double as my couch, bed and dining table.”
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the facial expression she makes when she says "how does it mean" is fucking insane. how did she do that
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